Things that have been said at band camp so far
âTechnically Iâm a lesbian except for my boyfriendâ
âThe tuner is my sleep paralysis demonâ
âWhite bois unite AKA marching bandâ
âEveryoneâs either depressed, gay, or depressed and gayâ
âOnly short people can steal kneecaps, itâs how we growâ
âMy kneecap did a 360â
âIâm a Hufflepuff because Iâm too gay to be a Gryffindorâ
âIt sounds like Mac and cheeseâ
âI need help opening my Jesus bottleâ
âItâs me, backup dancer manâ
âNothing is impossible when it kill god for his powerâ
âGive me the cheese!â
Theyâre trying to steal my tic tacs.â *shakes ibuprofen bottle*
âMartha you will not have my handsâ
âThe tampon is inside the juulâ
âAs a Christian, I rebuke thatâ
âMom says itâs MY turn on the dustâ
âReligiously, I am no longer eating Chick-Fil- Aâ
âYou guys hold on let me get my Yu-Gi-Ou cardsâ