-💘/Melone

Old as fuck, but still gold

Ppl chose corn, blame them

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I feel like Pesci and Melone could have a very exciting mentor/mentee relationship, the kind that doesn't start out that way but gradually develops into it, and then beyond it. Prosciutto is an excellent tutor, but I could see Pesci having questions or issues that he is just too shy to discuss with someone like him, so the next best thing is to ask Melone, right? And Melone would look at this sweet pseudo-ruffian nervously talking about his physical needs and his inexperience, and he'd get super excited at the opportunity to participate in shaping someone's tastes and experiences. It's enrichment to both of them, because unlike most of the others, Pesci would listen for hours on end to Melone telling him about brands and techniques and tips and advice that he won't find on anywhere else (or so easily), because Pesci wants to learn and become more self-confident, and Melone does have an obscene amount of knowledge to go around.

You get that started, and I think it would progress very naturally to Melone offering to be a partner for Pesci to try certain things he is interested in. Pesci would be so embarrassed at first, but Melone is calm and encouraging, the next thing you know, these two see each other from across the hall and light up like candles, they are whispering on the couch and hurrying off amid much adult giggling as the others stare after them because guys, the meeting is in fifteen minutes? And then Melone breaks the fourth wall to tell us, "Say what you will about his neck, that ass is incredible."

Noo way

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