#mellisandre

Melisandre: [pulls out ace of clubs] and this is your card

Y’all something doesn’t feel right. What are D&D doing to us? This episode was perfect, it’s exactly what I wanted. THATS NOT WHAT D&D DO! THEY CRUSH YOUR EXPECTATIONS! THEY DONT FILL THEM!

I’m on edge, what will they do next Sunday? What will we see? The Battle for the Dawn, the whole focus of this season, is over. We’re only halfway through the season and the main hype is over? What will Cersei do? How is a bitchy queen more of an embodiment of pure evil than THE LITERAL KING OF F*CKING DEATH??

Anyway now that that’s out of the way, here are my favorite moments and predictions.

Let’s start with the first major death. Literally ALL of the Dothraki.

May you be raiding and plundering in that great grass sea in the sky.

Then Ghost? Is he gone?

Then Edd. Now your watch has ended.

A TON of unsullied, but not Greyworm.

May you find the freedom you never had in life

A LITERAL WAVE OF ZOMBIES!

HOLY MACKEREL THATS SOME GOOD IMAGERY

an excellent way to show the hopelessness of the situation they’re in!

WHERES GENDRY?

SAMWELL?

PODRICK?

The Hound vs. The Army of the Dead, Staring contest

LYANNA FRICKEN MORMONT!

OR SHOULD I SAY

LYANNA “THE GIANT” MORMONT!

She seemed to tower over those who doubted her. She was a Warrior through and through. RIP you giant killing badass. What a way to go

RIP Beric

RIP Winterfell

WAY TO SAY “NOT TODAY” LITTLE ARYA “IM GONNA SNEAK PAST FUCKIN ICE ZOMBIES” STARK!

“You said I’d close many eyes forever”

“Green eyes, and brown eyes... and Blue Eyes”

WAY TO FORESHADOW

RIP Theon

Character development: 11/10

RIP Jorah

Character development: 8.5/10

JON DONT FIGHT THE ZOMBIE DRAGON YOU DUMBASS!

NightRaven bowl: the stare down of the millennia

Seriously they just fucking stare at each other for a full minute!

At least bran showed emotion, fear

ARYA FOR THE WIN!

THE PRINCESS THAT WAS PROMISED?

WERE THEY ALL THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED?

Are WE the Prince that was Promised?

The Prince who was Promised was inside of us all along.

“The Night King is coming”

“The dead are already here”

The Dothraki torches slowly going out to show their swift and brutal deaths while staying within budget

“ThE cRYpTs ArE tHE saFeST PlaCe tO Be”

Yes, the place where you’re SURROUNDED BY DEAD PEOPLE is the safest place to be

Makes sense

WHAT WILL EPISODE 4 BRING?

IM SO SCARED!

Deaths:

- Mellisandre

- Tormund

- Beric

- Pod

- Cersei

- one/both of the dragons

- Jaime

- Jorah

- Either Jon or Dany (don’t think they’ll both survive)

- Varys 

Grey Worm

General predictions:

- Sansa will rule the north

- Cersei will lose her baby

- Daenerys is pregnant

- The battle of Winterfell will be lost 

- Gendry will be legitimized