Jul 11, 2025
Signing up for the wizard duel tournament and bringing my gun from home. The real magic is convincing the judges that its alchemy
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Signing up for the wizard duel tournament and bringing my gun from home. The real magic is convincing the judges that its alchemy
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Potion of Bad:
Description:
This potion would probably instakill a layman. For the adventurer or amateur alchemist, the effects are as follows:
-2 DoT for 5 minutes with every mouthful; both damage and time are stackable
saps mana
upsets stomach, but is not a diarrhetic
induces headache
-10 psychic damage per mouthful
Effects can be softened by eating ritz crackers
Ingredients:
~1 cup strong coffee
~1 tsp chili of the alchemist's choice
~1-3 drop(s) of peppermint extract
~5-7 dark chocolate chips
Instructions:
mix all ingredients until combined in a vessel of your choosing, making sure that the coffee is warm enough to melt the chocolate
(optional) if you did not mix it in a to-go coffee cup, you may transfer the mixture with or without the dregs into one. in this manner, the wielder may use it offensively by offering the potion in disguise to a friend, coworker, or other unsuspecting target
I be really enjoying my lead, my lead is so good, better than other lead, my lead is the leadest
Is alchemist posting a thing?
My regenerative elixir dost taste like Fanta.
I’ve either been swindled, or The Alchemist has adopted a Soda Stream as his latest device of potion-brewing.
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making a potion that turns the drinker into a 1-to-1 copy of the Minor Hairionette, any advice?
In this one's personal opinion, it would probably be easier (if more risky) to get an artificer to create a vessel to which you can bind a soul using the owner's hair. However, if you're set on the potion idea, you're definitely gonna need the piece of an incel's soul that was hidden away beneath too many layers of irony, orange juice, a few pure iron nails, the consumer's hair, and some White Gilgamesh. This one's pile of rat bones is also telling it that you should try adding pickle juice, for that extra kick of fates-bound nihilism. That'll get you started, at the very least; godspeed, and let this one know how it goes! o7
im out here mixing potions you wouldnt dream of.
healing potions? get out of here i only sell death activated revive pots.
draught of firebreathing? i had a scribe-wizard change it to a draught of knife breathing. piercing damage is better than fire anyways trust me.
we got flasks of ogres wit, giants speed, potions of blind sight (LEGAL NOTICE: Distinct from blindsight (My notice: fuck the WDA))
my ironskin potions Will make you anemic!
and thats a guarantee
if you think you can handle my potions go FUCK yourself. i accept all forms of payment. except checks.