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Dreamon, levitating 5 feet in the air: Those are brave words for someone standing in lava.

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Tubbo and Fundy: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Dreamon, levitating 5 feet in the air: Those are brave words for someone standing in lava.

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Ranboo: Tubbo isn’t answering their phone Tommyinnit: I’ll call Ranboo: Technoblade and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Tubbo: Hello?
Quackity: Mothers and fuckers of the jury,
Schaltt: Rules are meant to be broken.
Wilbur: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Mexican Dream: Uhhh, Pinatas.
Schaltt: Glow sticks.
Mexican Dream: Karate boards.
Schaltt: Spaghetti when you have small pot.
Wilbur, sighing: Rules.
Ghostbur: You should treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Techno: Killed without hesitation.
Tommy: Techno, are you okay?

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Mexican Dream: Hey, man. Do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?
Wilbur: Why?
Mexican Dream: I wanna wander around the SMP and annoy everyone, man.
Schaltt: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play it for that.
Mexican Dream: You have opened my eyes, man.
Wilbur: Nothing in life is free.
Tubbo: Love is free.
Tommy: Knowledge is free.
Techno: Everything is free if you can run fast enough.
Dream: Going to the store, want anything?
Tommy: I want my friends and family back.
Dream: Oh, sorry man. I have like $12.