#mcuincorrect

Tony: I’d die for you. Steve: Okay but would you take a nap for me? Tony: … Steve: Exactly. Coward.

+ Superfam <3 Peter: Mr. Stark, Mr. Rogers, hypothetically— Steve: I already hate this. Peter: If someone maybe accidentally froze Harley’s phone in the freezer— Tony: Ice therapy for a phone, bold choice. Harley: IT WAS PETER. Peter: YOU SAID “CHILL” SO I— Steve: BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED. Tony: Wait wait, before the grounding, can I see how the phone looks? For… data purposes. Steve: No. Tony: You never let me have fun. Morgan: I put sprinkles in the coffee pot. Steve: WHY IS EVERYONE LIKE THIS. Tony: Genetics. Steve: TONY.

Sam: Buck, you’re staring. Bucky: I’m… observing. Sam: Observing what exactly? Bucky: That guy is laughing at your jokes too hard. Sam: Maybe I’m funny? Bucky: Not that funny.

Tony: Why’d you drop your shield? Steve: Because you winked at me. Tony: I always wink at you. Steve: Exactly.

Tony: You make that face every time I take my jacket off. Steve: What face? Tony: The one where your soul escapes your body a little. Steve: I don’t— Tony: There. You’re doing it again. Steve: Stop undressing in slow motion. Tony: I’m literally just removing one sleeve.

Steve: You look good in that shirt. Tony: This old thing? Steve: It fits you nicely. Tony: So what you’re saying is you want to rip it off. Steve: I didn’t say that. Tony: But you didn’t not say that. Steve: Tony. Tony: Steve. Nat: If you’re going to make eyes at each other like that, at least close the door. Steve: We weren’t— Tony: We were. Nat: I know.

Tony: Why are you breathing like that. Steve: Like what. Tony: Like you’re about to lift a car. Steve: I can lift you instead. Tony: CODE RED.

Steve: You look good today. Tony: You say that like it’s a warning. Steve: It is. Tony: …Steve. Steve: I’m trying very hard to behave. Tony: And failing spectacularly, Captain Thirst Trap.