"Black Cat" 🐈⬛
The party had started out exactly the way everyone expected it to.
Loud music. Too many people crammed into the hockey house. Someone had already broken a lamp. Dean was arguing with Tucker about something completely ridiculous. Garrett was somehow winning every drinking game despite barely paying attention. Hannah and Allie were sitting on the kitchen counter watching the chaos unfold like they were observing a wildlife documentary.
And then there was her.
The one person in the entire house who looked like she belonged absolutely nowhere near a party.
John Logan's girlfriend had a reputation.
Quiet.
Reserved.
Intimidating.
The kind of woman who walked into a room and instantly made people sit up straighter without even trying. She wasn't rude. She wasn't cold.
She was simply... calm.
Controlled.
Dangerously composed.
The hockey team often joked that she was basically a black cat in human form.
Sharp stares.
Dry sarcasm.
Zero tolerance for nonsense.
Meanwhile Logan was a golden retriever who somehow woke up every morning excited to exist.
Nobody understood how they worked.
Yet somehow they were perfect together.
At the beginning of the night she sat beside Logan on the couch, nursing a single drink and occasionally smiling whenever he leaned over to tell her something.
Normal.
Completely normal.
Then somebody handed her another drink.
Then another.
Then a mystery punch that nobody should have trusted.
And everything changed.
At first nobody noticed.
She seemed exactly the same.
Quiet.
Relaxed.
Maybe slightly pink around the cheeks.
Then Logan felt something poke his side.
He looked down.
His girlfriend was staring at him.
Not unusual.
The problem was that she was staring at him with the biggest smile he'd ever seen.
A ridiculously happy smile.
The kind that looked completely foreign on her face.
Logan blinked.
"You okay?"
She nodded aggressively.
Then she grabbed both of his cheeks.
"You're so pretty."
The room went silent.
Dean nearly dropped his drink.
Garrett choked on his beer.
Allie's eyes widened.
Hannah looked delighted.
Logan looked like he'd just won the lottery.
His girlfriend never said things like that in public.
Ever.
She continued squishing his face.
"So pretty."
Logan grinned.
"Yeah?"
"Very."
Then she kissed his forehead.
Everyone froze.
Then she kissed his cheek.
Then his other cheek.
Then his nose.
Then his jaw.
Then his forehead again.
"Oh my God," Dean whispered.
"She's broken," Garrett said.
Logan was practically glowing.
His girlfriend continued peppering kisses all over his face like she had suddenly forgotten how to stop.
Every few seconds she would pull back.
Look at him.
Smile dreamily.
Then kiss him again.
"You're my favorite person."
Logan looked seconds away from proposing.
Dean gagged dramatically.
Nobody paid attention.
A few minutes later she wandered into the kitchen.
The team watched nervously.
Like researchers observing a rare animal.
Dean happened to be eating a blueberry muffin.
She stared at it.
Dean stared back.
"Do you want some?"
She nodded.
Dean tore off half and handed it over.
She accepted it.
Took one bite.
Then immediately wrapped both arms around him.
Dean froze.
The entire kitchen froze.
His eyes widened in absolute horror.
"Guys."
Nobody moved.
"Guys she's hugging me."
His voice cracked.
The hug tightened.
"Dean."
"What?"
"You're nice."
Dean looked genuinely emotional.
"Nobody's ever said that to me before."
Then she kissed his cheek.
The room exploded.
Everyone started shouting.
Dean screamed.
"LOGAN SHE KISSED ME."
Logan nearly fell off his chair laughing.
His girlfriend looked completely unbothered.
She simply finished her muffin and wandered away.
A few minutes later she discovered Garrett's truck keys sitting on the counter.
Her eyes lit up.
"You let me drive your truck that one time."
Garrett nodded carefully.
"Yeah."
"I liked your truck."
"Thanks?"
Before Garrett could react she launched herself at him.
Full hug.
Both arms.
Maximum affection.
Garrett stood there looking absolutely terrified.
The hockey team immediately pulled out their phones.
"No."
"Take pictures."
"Absolutely not."
"Garrett is getting hugged."
"Delete that."
His girlfriend squeezed him tighter.
"You're nice too."
Garrett looked deeply uncomfortable.
Which only made everyone laugh harder.
Eventually she released him and wandered off again.
Like a very affectionate ghost.
The next victims were Hannah and Allie.
She found them sitting together on the couch.
Immediately pointed at them.
"You."
Allie looked concerned.
"Me?"
"You both bought ice cream."
Hannah burst out laughing.
This had happened months ago.
A random midnight ice cream run when she'd been stressed about exams.
Apparently drunk her never forgot.
"You bought me chocolate ice cream."
Allie nodded.
"You deserved ice cream."
Her expression softened instantly.
Then she practically collapsed onto both of them.
Wrapping her arms around them.
Allie laughed.
Hannah laughed harder.
The three of them ended up tangled together on the couch while she repeatedly informed them how much she loved ice cream.
And how much she loved them.
And how nice they were.
And how everyone should eat more ice cream.
The speech lasted nearly ten minutes.
Nobody interrupted.
It was too entertaining.
By now the entire party had become dedicated to watching Logan's girlfriend.
Nobody cared about the music anymore.
Nobody cared about the games.
The intimidating woman everyone knew had vanished.
In her place was a clingy, affectionate sweetheart who seemed determined to hug every person she'd ever liked.
Logan eventually found her curled up between Hannah and Allie.
Her eyes were drooping.
Her words were becoming slower.
She spotted him immediately.
"Logan."
His heart melted.
"Hey, baby."
She stood up.
Wobbled.
Then marched directly toward him.
The crowd watched.
Waiting.
She reached him.
Grabbed his hoodie.
Pulled him down.
And kissed his cheek.
Then his other cheek.
Then his forehead.
Then his chin.
Then his nose.
Then his cheek again.
Logan was laughing so hard he could barely breathe.
"Sweetheart."
"Hm?"
"I think you're drunk."
She frowned.
"No."
"You kissed Dean."
Her eyes widened.
Then she nodded seriously.
"He shared his muffin."
The room erupted.
Even Logan doubled over laughing.
Her logic seemed perfectly sound.
She ignored everyone.
Instead she pressed her face into Logan's chest.
Wrapped her arms around his waist.
And sighed contentedly.
The laughter slowly faded.
Because suddenly she looked exhausted.
Comfortable.
Safe.
Logan stroked her hair.
"You tired?"
"Mhm."
"Wanna go home?"
"Mhm."
She didn't move.
Logan smiled.
"Baby."
"Mhm."
"You have to stand up."
"No."
He laughed softly.
"Why?"
"Comfortable."
A chorus of groans echoed through the room.
The couple was disgustingly cute.
She mumbled something unintelligible.
Then snuggled closer.
Then closer.
Then somehow even closer.
A few seconds later Logan realized she wasn't responding anymore.
He looked down.
She was asleep.
Completely asleep.
Curled against him.
Arms still around his waist.
Face buried in his chest.
The entire house went quiet.
Dean looked shocked.
Garrett looked shocked.
Hannah smiled.
Allie looked like she might cry from how adorable it was.
Logan stared down at his sleeping girlfriend with the softest expression anyone had ever seen on his face.
Carefully he brushed a strand of hair away from her forehead.
Then kissed the top of her head.
"Best party ever," Dean whispered.
Nobody disagreed.
Because for one hilarious, unforgettable night, the house had gotten to see the impossible.
The black cat had become a golden retriever.
And Logan looked happier than he'd ever been.
The next morning began with a headache.
Not a terrible one.
Not the kind that made her want to throw up.
Just enough to make her regret every life decision that had led her to this exact moment.
A low groan escaped her as she buried her face deeper into the pillow.
Sunlight filtered through the curtains.
The room was warm.
Comfortable.
Safe.
Unfortunately, her brain was beginning to wake up.
And with it came memories.
Scattered at first.
Fragments.
Pieces.
A party.
Music.
A drink.
Logan laughing.
Then—
Her eyes flew open.
She sat upright so fast she nearly gave herself whiplash.
"No."
Her voice came out hoarse.
"No."
A horrifying image flashed through her mind.
She remembered kissing Logan's cheek.
Then another.
Then another.
Then another.
Then another.
Her stomach dropped.
"Oh no."
More memories surfaced.
Dean.
The muffin.
The hug.
The kiss on the cheek.
She stared blankly at the wall.
"No."
Garrett.
His truck.
The hug.
"Oh God."
Allie.
Hannah.
Ice cream.
Another hug.
Possibly multiple hugs.
A speech about ice cream.
Why had there been a speech about ice cream?
Why?
WHY?
She slowly lowered herself back onto the mattress and pulled the blanket over her face.
Maybe if she stayed there long enough she would cease to exist.
A moment later she felt movement beside her.
Logan.
Of course.
The worst possible witness.
He shifted and blinked awake.
Then he looked at her.
Then he immediately started smiling.
That smile alone told her everything she needed to know.
"No."
Logan's smile widened.
"No what?"
She dragged the blanket higher.
"No talking."
His shoulders started shaking.
"Sweetheart—"
"No."
"You don't even know what I was gonna say."
"I know enough."
At that point Logan lost the battle.
A laugh escaped him.
Then another.
Soon he was practically wheezing.
She wanted the earth to open beneath her.
She wanted a meteor.
An alien invasion.
Anything.
Anything except this.
The blanket suddenly disappeared as Logan pulled it away.
She immediately covered her face with both hands.
"No eye contact."
"Oh, we're definitely making eye contact."
"No."
"Absolutely yes."
She groaned.
Long and dramatic.
Logan looked completely delighted.
Which was honestly rude.
"You were adorable."
She made a sound somewhere between a scream and a dying whale.
"Stop."
"You called me pretty."
"Stop."
"You kissed my face approximately—"
"STOP."
"—forty-seven times."
She dropped backward onto the mattress.
Face first.
"I am never leaving this room."
Logan laughed harder.
A pillow hit him in the chest.
It did absolutely nothing.
"You also informed me that I was your favorite person."
The pillow hit him again.
This time harder.
"Go away."
"No."
"Please."
"Nope."
"Logan."
"No."
His grin was impossible.
Absolutely impossible.
The kind of grin that belonged on a man who had just witnessed the greatest event of his entire life.
Which, judging by his expression, he apparently had.
Then came the knock.
She froze.
Logan froze.
A voice sounded from outside.
"Rise and shine, Muffin Kisser."
Silence.
Pure silence.
Then her soul left her body.
Dean.
Dean was outside the door.
She closed her eyes.
Maybe if she didn't move, he would go away.
The door opened.
He did not go away.
"Morning."
She didn't look up.
"Leave."
Dean walked farther into the room.
"Can't."
"Why?"
"I came to relive one of the greatest moments of my life."
She pulled a pillow over her face.
Dean ignored her.
"Did you know I've never been kissed because of baked goods before?"
Logan immediately started laughing again.
"Dean."
"Yes?"
"Leave."
"No."
"Please."
"No."
She wanted to cry.
Dean sat on the edge of the desk chair.
Looking entirely too pleased with himself.
"You hugged me."
Silence.
"You called me nice."
More silence.
"You kissed my cheek."
Silence.
"You know what?"
She groaned.
"What?"
"I haven't washed that cheek."
The pillow flew across the room.
Dean barely dodged it.
Logan nearly fell off the bed laughing.
A second knock came.
Then Garrett appeared.
She immediately covered her face again.
"No."
Garrett looked amused.
Which somehow felt worse.
Much worse.
"Morning."
"Leave."
"Can't."
"Why are all of you here?"
Garrett shrugged.
"You hugged me."
She made a strangled noise.
"I know."
"You told me I was nice."
"I know."
"You thanked me for letting you drive my truck."
"I KNOW."
Garrett looked completely satisfied.
Dean looked equally pleased.
Logan looked like he was having the time of his life.
This was a nightmare.
A genuine nightmare.
Then Hannah appeared.
Followed by Allie.
"Oh no."
"Oh yes," Hannah said.
Allie was already laughing.
Her cheeks burned instantly.
"No."
Hannah sat beside her.
"You gave a very passionate speech about ice cream."
The room erupted.
She considered jumping out the window.
The fact that they were on the second floor suddenly seemed irrelevant.
"You also told us we were angels."
She buried her face in the mattress.
"I hate all of you."
"No you don't," Allie said.
"You're right."
A pause.
"I hate myself."
That only made everyone laugh harder.
The next hour was torture.
Pure torture.
Every single person seemed determined to recount a different embarrassing thing she'd done.
Every story was somehow worse than the last.
Apparently she had followed Logan around for half the party.
Apparently she had called him pretty at least twenty times.
Apparently she'd spent five straight minutes holding his face.
Apparently she'd hugged nearly everyone she liked.
Apparently she had become physically incapable of existing more than three feet away from Logan.
The horror never ended.
By the time everyone finally left the room, she was prepared to move to another country.
Possibly another planet.
The door closed.
Silence returned.
She remained face-down on the bed.
Motionless.
Defeated.
Logan sat beside her.
His hand gently rubbed her back.
For a few moments neither of them spoke.
Then she finally muttered into the pillow.
"I'm never drinking again."
He laughed softly.
"I believe you."
"I mean it."
"I know."
A pause.
Then she rolled onto her back.
Looking up at the ceiling.
"I kissed Dean."
"You kissed Dean."
"I hugged Garrett."
"You hugged Garrett."
"I gave an ice cream speech."
"You gave an ice cream speech."
She groaned again.
Longer this time.
Logan couldn't stop smiling.
Eventually she turned her head toward him.
His expression softened immediately.
The teasing faded.
Replaced by something warmer.
Something affectionate.
"You know," he said quietly, "I liked seeing that side of you."
She frowned.
"Seeing me embarrass myself?"
"No."
His fingers brushed through her hair.
"Seeing how much you love people."
Her expression softened slightly.
"You already know that."
"I do."
His smile became gentler.
"But they didn't."
She blinked.
Logan continued.
"They always see the intimidating version of you."
She rolled her eyes.
"I'm not intimidating."
Logan actually laughed out loud.
"Sweetheart."
"I'm not."
"You made Tucker apologize once by looking at him."
"That's different."
He shook his head.
"My point is everyone finally got to see how big your heart is."
The room fell quiet.
Because beneath all the teasing—
Beneath all the embarrassment—
There was truth in what he said.
She cared deeply.
She just wasn't always good at showing it.
Not the way Logan was.
Not the way sunshine people were.
Yet somehow one night and a little too much alcohol had stripped away every filter she'd ever had.
And apparently all that remained was affection.
An alarming amount of affection.
She sighed.
"I'm still mortified."
Logan grinned.
"I know."
"I'm going to think about this at three in the morning for the next ten years."
"I know."
"I might actually die."
He leaned forward.
Pressed a kiss to her forehead.
"You'll survive."
She narrowed her eyes.
"Easy for you to say."
"Why?"
"Because you weren't the one kissing people for muffins."
At that, Logan laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bed again.
And despite herself—
Despite all the embarrassment—
Despite wanting to disappear into a hole and stay there forever—
A reluctant smile finally tugged at her lips.
Because unfortunately for her, everyone seemed to think drunk her was adorable.
Especially John Logan.
And judging by the way he was looking at her now, she suspected she'd never hear the end of it.











