#maya!

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Bolt sits up in bed, grumbling a little.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

art donaldson spilled soup on his clothes. silly art! he needed to buy a new shirt, fast! art quickly paid for his soup before leaving the diner at 4pm. he always went then for the senior citizen dinner special.

luckily, there was a clothing store nearby. art went inside, frantically looking for a new shirt. he wasn't paying attention, though, and he accidentally bumped into a beautiful girl.

"woah! erm! sorry!" art apologized, looking at the gorgeous woman in front of him. and then he saw her shirt, and their eyes met.

"soup stain!" they said simultaneously.

"i'm maya. i was at the diner for my daily senior citizen dinner, but i spilled my soup."

"wow!" said art. "i did the same thing! i'm art, by the way."

maya grinned at that. "wait, really? that's so funny. i've never met another senior citizen soup dinner afficionado."

"me either! wait. how old are you...?"

"i'm perceived to be 30. how old are you?" maya asks.

"I'm perceived to be 30 too!" art grins.

"woah... let's say our favorite soup on three, okay?"

they count to three together, and then...

"tomato!" they say simultaneously.

"woah..." art breathes. "do you maybe want to... get some pie?"

maya grins. "i'd love to."

so art and maya go get pie, but then things escalate and they kiss! and then things escalate even more, and they leave and make out sloppy style with tongue! and then they make out even more and it becomes them freaking it crazy crazy crazy style! and they live happily ever after because they are in love and they have senior citizen soup together every single day! yay!

@suddenlyauntiemaya

NO!

DISASTER LESBIAN-NESS ORB HAPPENED.

MYAAAAUGH!

IT’S ONLY LOCALISED TO ME, THOUGH!

So I *just* saw all the drama with these anons asking others if they're Frizz which is really weird- I don't know much about it, I just found out like less than a minute ago but I wanted to check in and see how you're doing. <3

Here are a few of them :D

Taylor Swift - begin again, gold rush, afterglow, and false god!

hellooo hi, thank you so much im glad you enjoy them🥺 and thanks for sending me some songs!

begin again: this made me think of reader just getting out of a tough relationship. she wasn’t treated properly but she loved the guy so she’s struggling to adjust and hotch can see that. he takes her out for coffee, just to give her support and be a good boss but they realize they have a connection. it’s a slow burn of them becoming best friends and then lovers because he wants her to be ready to love again🥰

gold rush: scenario linked here.

afterglow: what if hotch and reader are in a new (and secret) relationship when they meet kate aka british haley. and so reader is watching kate and hotch whatever thing they have, it’s sus. so mid case reader breaks up with him and doesn’t give him a chance to respond. everything in that case happens and reader feels terrible and goes to reconcile with him, but makes it clear it’s not about their relationship they just want to be there for him🥺

false god: this one has me in my feels, hotch and reader are in this back and forth relationship, im imagining while he’s in law school. it’s a stressful time for him because he’s trying to make a name for himself and get his career together and reader has their own things. they fight a lot and always end up reconciling but one day reader comes home and all of his stuff is gone. there’s a note saying that he couldn’t do this anymore, clearly it wasn’t working. usually i would try to make it fluffy, but idk maybe them being apart is for the best 😭🥺