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“I order the food, you cook the food, the customer eats the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die.”
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how it feels to check your notifications and see a single reblog
watched supergirl this morning feeling #powerful
Gabriel Macht as Barkley in Sex and The City (1998)
my very first thought when i saw this outfit was post-divorce!art donaldson who falls in love with one of lily's teachers

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that james potter fake dating trope will always be my fav... if you're interested ofc 🥰
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“fuck, potter, stop parading your bullshit about,” snarled evan in disgust.
james potter had his hand in the back pocket of y/n’s trousers, strutting about the castle and making sure all who walked by were watching.
If anything i think someone who did it as a minor is more qualified to speak on how damaging it was 🤷♀️
Precisely what I have constantly said
you yourself admitted once in an another long-winded mdni post that you interacted with adult spaces as a minor. I'm not a new follower. Don't try to backtrack now.
Considering that's something I've been open about, I have absolutely no reason to backtrack. The reblog you sent in your first comment about was specifically talking about minors who lied about their ages/pretended to be adults which is something I have NEVER done, so I apologize if I misunderstood you.
Having access to adult spaces as a minor does not mean that I was interacting with the adults themselves—not that it excuses my behavior as a child. I was, however, even at that time, open about the fact that I was not an adult. I did respect the boundaries of the adults who explicitly stated that they had them. As a child who did not know any better (and I truthfully did not know any better, which I believe I mentioned in the post you're referring to) that's the best I could do.
Taking into consideration the fact that that experience ruined my teenage life and the fact that I'm now a grown adult (and have been for a while), I can confidently say that I've learned from my mistakes. Almost every single time I've talked about the issues with minors ignoring 18+ boundaries on my blog (and I mean my original posts, not what I've reblogged from others), I've mentioned my experience AND stated that while I can empathize with those minors, barring them from adult spaces is for their own safety.
All this just to say that yes, I AM so over having to reiterate this, but that doesn't come from a place of hypocrisy.
Also—if you're a long-time follower of mine and you have an issue with me being open about not wanting minors in adult spaces, please do us both a favor and unfollow me.
Have a nice day!
"so over this having to be constantly reiterated" as if you hadn't been a minor in adult spaces
well no not quite
to reiterate because of some recent events: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT WITH OR FOLLOW ME. and especially, DO NOT LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE.
found out a moot was actually 16 and that they lied to me when they said they were 18 to join my taglist, which is why i was under the assumption that they were 18. their blog also says 18+ but they are a MINOR. some of you know who this is, and that they wrote for one of my aus without asking me first ( which we did clear up privately ), but i have since put a boundary up against them doing that after finding this out.
they also made a post about it, but did not come clean that they were a minor. but to those who know, this is me telling you.
minors please DO NOT lie about your age to be in adult spaces. you may think you’re ‘mature enough’ but you are not. and we are not your friends. you are in a completely different life stage than us, and are causing harm to both yourself and the adults whose boundaries you are breaking.
adults create spaces for adults for a reason, and majority of that is for minor safety and their own safety. and i cannot stress this enough but please DO NOT EVER follow or interact with adults who have clear minors do not interact boundaries on their blogs. its not cute, its not funny, its disrespectful. please learn to respect adults and their boundaries and learn some etiquette PLEASE.

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Happy Juneteenth!
Juneteenth is also known as "Freedom Day" as it commemorates the enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation and the freeing of all remaining enslaved people in Texas on June 19, 1865. As a reminder, the Emancipation Proclamation was signed on January 1, 1861. Texas is the only state to fight TWO wars with the objective of maintaining slavery. Juneteenth was not made a national holiday until 2021.
The plantation system never died. It was reworked into what we know today as the American prison systems, labor systems, and the United States of America as an institution. This country is laid out in a manner has never accepted Black individuals as equal to the rest of its citizens. Over 160 years later, the fight for Black liberation has not dulled. It transcends government in every aspect.
Progress has been made and should be celebrated, but we are not there yet. Spend this Juneteenth reflecting on the past and looking toward the future. In an institution that is specifically designed to hinder Black Americans, it is imperative that those of us who are privileged use our resources to aid the Black community as they continue to enrich this country and our world with their strength, beauty, and light.
Freedom, acceptance, and liberation do not lie in the hands of any government; they live only within the hands of those who envision universal access.
List of Black-led organizations to donate to below:
Black Outside
Black History Bike Ride
Black Girls Code
Thurgood Marshall College Fund
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what part of MDNI do y'all not understand no offence but if you have "seventeen" or "xv" in your bio THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU!!!! DO NOT follow me do not interact with my writing. put your age in your bio or you're getting blocked
extra credit — j.abbot
Summary: A normal Friday night after a week packed full of lectures, Jack gets a knock on his office door from you, asking if there's any extra credit work you can do. However, he takes your stress into his own hands and shows you exactly how to de-stress.
Tags/Warnings: MDNI!!, dumbification, semi[public sex, praise kink, panty sniffing, allusions to Jack cheating but it's like a teeny tiny detail, aftercare, unprotected pinv, doggy
W/C: 2.7k
Acknowlegment(s): Thanks to @sammy-bryant for the gif <3
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The bright, white, hot fluorescent lights of the faculty department ached between your eyebrows as you made your way through the rows of offices, stickers and flags plastered all over the doors – the faculty office was quiet at this time of night; the professors and students were taking advantage of the quiet Friday night.
Except you and the professor you’ve been meaning to see.
i love smut but dude writing the smut is the worst thing ever. like i can’t just say he put it in and fucked you hard and you guys came. no i gotta go in detail and talk about how he rolled his hips and touched your womb sending you to the heavens or some shit. fuck this bro
don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

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I've been seeing a lot about reader cheating with Jack while Robby is on sabbatical, and while I love that so much, I'm raising an alternative: reader who cheats with Frank.
Frank who's back from rehab, separated from Abby, and just so full of anger and emotion that he can't seem to find a place for. It's his first day back in the ED, and he's spent the entire day suffering through Robby's cold treatment, constantly being undermined, so many side-eyes, and plenty of awkward conversations. Needless to say, he needs to expel all of this energy somehow.
Normally, he'd already be on the phone with Abby, but he didn't have that option anymore—not that he was too cut up about it. Regardless, he needs another solution. That's why he's finding your name in his contacts before he can convince himself he's making a bad decision. Robby is leaving straight from the hospital anyway—Frank had heard plenty of whispers all day about how the older man was leaving his girlfriend behind, perhaps even already setting his sights on a new woman.
Less than 15 minutes after he left the hospital, Frank was sitting back against the headboard of the bed you shared with Robby. A pillow sat in between him and the upholstery, a gentle protection to his back. He had you bouncing on his lap, the veins and ridges of his thick, angry cock rubbing deliciously against your walls as you rode him.
"God, F-Frank," you cried out unapologetically. "So fucking big—"
"He never made you feel this good, did he?" Frank was quick to ask, strands of his gorgeous hair falling in front of his eyes, beads of sweat dancing across his forehead. "Never filled you like I am."
Your head falls back, your hands gripping his shoulders as you work yourself up and down. "Not even a little bit," you pant out. A lewd whine escapes you as his hands make their way to your tits, squeezing your nipples before gripping each mound, kneading them.
"Yeah," he grunts. You clench around him when the tip of his dick hits a particularly delicious spot inside of you, eliciting a moan from him. "Shit—so fucking tight," he groans, his mouth falling open. "She never felt as good as you do either."
just want to say thank you so much for the harvey writing we've been getting from you lately ❤️ there are a bunch of people writing for him now but you're my day one!!! always used to love your fics and would reread them all the time waiting for a new one. you've got his characterization down so perfectly, better than anyone i've read and you're just such a talented writer. thank you thank you thank you!!! ❤️
Hello???? Thank you so much!!!! This is so kind!!! Thank you for sticking with me even though my absence! More to come for our man always ❤️