All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 1
The 100 College text AU.
Character List:
TheSuperiorBlake = Octavia
Trikru = Lincoln
Greenbean = Monty
Jaaaaaassssspppar = Jaspar
Illiad = Bellamy
NurseGriffin = Clarke
i-make-it-go-boom = Raven
TrashPrince = Murphy
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TheSuperiorBlake:
Guyyyyyyyyyyysssssssss I did a bad thing
TriKru:
BABE!!!
Greenbean:
Again?!?!
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
OOHHHHHHHHHH DEATAILS!!!!!! ;)
Illiad:
O no!!!
TheSuperiorBlake:
O YES! ;)
But seriously.... i MAY have hit an old lady with my car
Illiad:
0_0 I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS YOU ANIMAL!!!
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
How r u txting from jail?
Trikru:
Like RAN OVER an old lady, or like, I bumped her gently with the front of my car??? The distinction is important.
NurseGriffin:
Does she need a nurse? Did you call an ambulance? Is she dead? O god, I can’t have a repeat of Spring Break ‘12!!!
Greenbean:
Great, u broke mom x_x
TrashPrince:
Mom was already broken
TheSuperiorBlake:
It wasn’t my fault tho
She just appeared out of nowhere like a ninja
I bet she did it on purpose for the life insurance smh
Illiad:
O U STILL RAN OVER A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!
NurseGriffin:
BUT IS SHE OKAY????????
TheSuperiorBlake:
She flipped me off as the paramedics carted her away... I think she’s fine
i-make-it-go-boom:
K but goals tho
I aspire to be that salty at 60
TrashPrince:
UR that salty now
U told me to float myself for stealing 1 of ur fries
i-make-it-go-boom:
tHose were the best damn fries i’d ever had
u can STILL go float urself!
TrashPrince:
U guys see what I have to deal with?
Jaaaaasssspppar:
u signed up for it son
Trikru:
at least ur gf doesn’t run over the elderly
TheSuperiorBlake:
she’ll be fine! Old people have hip replacements all the time
Illiad:
DEAR GOD OCTAVIA!!!!!
NurseGriffin:
U guys I can’t deal with this stress!!! I got midterms this week.
Jaaaaaassssssspppar:
Just bullshit it
That’s what I do
Greenbean:
bro that’s why ur failing
TrashPrince:
even i study for midterms
& i’m only in class once a week
Illiad:
you’re an inspiration to us all murphy
TrashPrince:
DAD IS PROUD OF ME U GUYS!!!
I’M THE FAVORITE NOW!!!
Illiad:
O I’m not done talking about this
TheSuperiorBlake:
Anybody want to offer their couch?? Papa bear is pissy.
Illaid:
Still in the group text
i-make-it-go-boom:
my couch is up for grabs
Jaaaaaasssspppar:
Monty’s is free
Trikru:
U always got a bed at my place baby
even if u do run over old ladies ;)
Illiad:
OVER MY DEAD BODY LINCOLN
COME FIGHT ME
I WILL GO DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND
Greenbean:
careful fam dad’s about to have an aneurysm
TrashPrince:
ur pretty aggressive for a librarian
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
I miss high school bellamy
football helped his rage issues
i-make-it-go-boom:
football bellamy was dope
now he’s just a nerd with daddy issues
Illiad:
I DON’T HAVE DADDY ISSUES
& i’m still plenty cool
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
u gave us all a lecture about brushing r teeth last night
friday u were writing a paper IN A BAR
TrashPrince:
u offer to do my laundry regularly
TheSuperiorBlake:
u have more books in ur closet than clothes
Jaaaaaaaassssspppar:
#nerd
NurseGriffin:
I think ur fun bellamy
TrashPrince:
That means nothing from her
Trikru:
I love u clarke but ur kind of a #nerd 2
TheSuperiorBlake:
ur basically my Mom
i-make-it-go-boom:
what octavia said
NurseGriffin:
Bellamy tell them I can be fun!
I’m so much more fun than Bellamy!!
Illiad:
i feel so loved
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
she just destroyed ur entire life lmao
TrashPrince:
real talk tho
who’s the most fun out of the 2 of em?
Greenbean:
sorry mom
it’s bellamy
he can get us into senior parties
Trikru:
TRU TRU
TheSuperiorBlake:
if i say u do i get to sleep on ur couch mom?
i-make-it-go-boom:
mom... she get’s us free drinks at Dropship
TrashPrince:
I’m the favorite son now I gotta say dad
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
dad for the win!
Illiad:
sorry princess the people have spoken
NurseGriffin:
I CAN BE FUN
I’LL PROVE IT!!!!
TOMORROW NIGHT PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!
Illiad:
Clarke no!
Jaaaaassssspppar:
CLARKE YES!!!
NurseGriffin:
Bring whoever u want
We’re gonna raise the roof
TheSuperiorBlake:
no one says that anymore
but I’M IN
gonna need a ride tho
bell just stormed in and stole my car keys
he’s lecturing me now
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
Jaaaaaassssspppar:
would but can’t get my party privileges taken away
NurseGriffin:
See u all tomorrow
be prepared to bow to ur party queen!!!!!!!
