Jaaaaasssssppper: Ah skinny love!!!

It makes me sick

Greenbean: what’s the plan?

Guns&Roses: We could stage a kidnapping

TrashPrince: my specialty

i-make-it-go-boom: i’m not posting bail 4 u again murphy

not after u threw up in the back of my car

it still reeks of beer and tacos!

TrashPrince: I said I was sorry!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: this is why I’m in charge

u are idiots

Trikru: look at my baby taking charge <3

TheSuperiorBlake: thx boo <3

NOW we will arrive early

And i swear to god murphy if u get pissy i will pour whiskey up ur nose while u sleep!!

TrashPrince: wouldn’t be the first time

TheSuperiorBlake: once we all arrive, we will suddenly remember that we forgot to pick up cups

Clarke will be in a panic

Bell will lecture

Lincoln, u will suggest they run out together ‘cause Clarke’s car is the nicest and Bell is the fastest shopper

Jaaaaassssspper: Solid

TheSuperiorBlake: They will be forced to spend quality time together

Now, here’s the important part

Monroe & Harper, I need u to break into Clarke’s car before she leaves

Monty has made a special cd to set the mood

Greenbean: it’s a playlist of the most romantic songs ever made =)

Jaaaaaaaaassssppper: it’s just adele songs

Greenbean: quit it with the adele thing jasper! we’ve talked about this.

TheSuperiorBlake: ANYWAY!! 

u will slip it in the cd player and set it on low so it’s in the background when they start the car

The first 2 are Clarke’s favorite, she won’t notice what it is until it’s too late

This is Phase 1

TheSuperiorBlake: everybody got it so far?

TrashPrince: kinda boring tbh

MillertheKiller: i like it

Guns&Roses: harper and I will meet with monty in an hour to get the cd

HeadbandWonder: got the lock picks ready to go chief

TheSuperiorBlake: perfect

Now, Phase 2 begins with raven

i-make-it-go-boom: finally!

TheSuperiorBlake: raven while mom and dad are at the store u will call them crying

Finn has randomly crashed the party and is making a scene

Trikru: i texted him from Illian’s # 

told him there was a party tonight and convinced him to come

i-make-it-go-boom: REALLY GUYS?!!? FINN?? MY CHEATING EX BOYFRIEND GOT INVITED TO THIS?????

I <3 Bellarke, but really???

Can’t murphy take one for the team and have emori show up????

TrashPrince: I don’t cry

i-make-it-go-boom: stop lyin

u cried yesterday when we watched Me Before You

TheSuperiorBlake: the deed has already been done

u will call Clarke crying

murphy will be in the background screaming at Finn

TrashPrince: excellent

how physical do u want me to get?

I’m cool with a little jail time

the night shift cops are cool

1 just friended me on facebook 

Trikru: yeah, Kane's cool. We should call him beforehand to come break up the fight

TheSuperiorBlake: nothing physical

we don’t want to ruin the party

Jaaaasssppper: HERE HERE!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: when mom and dad kick into overprotective parent mode they will race home, bonding over their mutual desire to rip finn to shreds.

by this time miller will have removed finn from the party

we only need the guy there long enough to catch his voice on the phone while raven cries

MillertheKiller: i make no promises he won’t get dragged through the pool first

Jaaaassssppper: we should hang him from his boxers from the flagpole outside!!!!!!!!!

Greenbean: no atomic wedgies jasper

TheSuperiorBlake: Once he’s been removed mom and dad will split up

Clarke will console Raven, Bell will check on Murphy

Lincoln, here u will pass them each a beer so they calm down

Jasper will then play a copy of the cd Monty made

Jaaaaaaassssssppper: right on!

Trikru: excellent plan

TheSuperiorBlake: When the cd starts playing everybody scatters

In the privacy, Bell will ask Clarke to dance

determine to prove she’s fun, Clarke will except

FROM THIS POINT ON I WANT NO CONTACT WITH THEM FOR AT LEAST 3 SONGS, UNDERSTOOD?

i-make-it-go-boom: yes captain!

Trikru: ur doin great baby <3

TheSuperiorBlake: for the rest of the night have fun

BUT if u see Clarke or Bell start to drift away from each other STOP it

Offer more drinks

Bring em food

Bodily shove them into each other if u have to

This is our night fam!

Guns&Roses: FOR MOM AND DAD

Jaaaaassssppper: I’m tearing up u guys

this is actually happening!!

TheSuperiorBlake: keep it together 

—————-

*OPERATION BELLARKE GROUP CHAT*

Guns&Roses: we’re all set, captain

Jaaaaaasssssppper: our ship is about to sail!!!!

Trikru: Jasper play it cool bro

they’re gonna catch on if u keep grinning at them like that

Jaaaaassssppper: sorry

———

*Iliad started a direct message with NurseGriffin*

Iliad: they’re up to something

NurseGriffin: I know! Roan keeps texting me smiley faces

Iliad: u think they ran over another old lady?

NurseGriffin: i think we’d know about it

Or at least, be getting a call from the police station

Iliad: Maybe Jasper baked them his special brownies again?

NurseGriffin: They’re not high just… weird

Iliad: this isn’t going to end well, princess