âChat Noir, look out!â Ladybug pushed the hero who was once again slacking off out of the way of the akumaâs blast, putting herself in the way instead.
Suddenly, she is somewhere that resembles an empty room, with some of her friends . âWhat is going on?â
âSince you obviously werenât paying attention to the speech I gave before, Iâll explain again. â The akuma appeared behind her, and she ran at it. âYou canât hurt me here. This is my dimension. Now, maybe you should sit down, and Iâll explain it to you. I am Bachelorette, a love akuma. Whomever I hit with my beam is transported to a pocket dimension to live out their version of the reality show the Bachelorette. All your contestants are people who have liked you in the past or currently do. You canât get out until you pick someone to be in a relationship with. Hawkmoth canât reach here, so he doesnât know your identity, Marinette. Now, smile for the camera!â With that, the akuma disappears.
âCamera?â She shakes her head. âReality TV show. Someone is watching this. Perfect.â
She walks over to her âcontestantsâ. âThis is apparently the Bachelorette. You allegedly all like me in some way or another. Got to be honest, wasnât expecting 10 people. Mind telling when and why?â
Luka steps up first. âI have liked you since I first met you. You are still the song playing in my head. You are creative and kind.â Kagami follows closely behind.
âYour smile is infectious and you never hesitate to forgive someone.â
Tim barely looks up from the coffee he managed to bring with him. âYou were the mysterious kid that appeared one summer and talked back to Bruce, which almost everyone found hilarious. I have since stopped liking you, and am currently dating Connor.â
âDitto. You know how easily I give affection out. Right now, I wanna go to Cass.â Steph smiles.
Nataniel shyly smiles. âYou already knew about my crush on you from before.â
âYou were so kind and bubbly, even if you were clumsy.â Rose bounces on the balls of her feet.
âWhen I said I liked Alya, I was actually trying to confess to you.â
Adrien frowns. âI have actually no idea. My only crush has been on Ladybug.â
âI liked you for a while, but bullied you because my only role models were my parents, and you know how they are.â Chloe stares at her feet.
Peter was the only one left. âUm, you were kind and we had common interests,â the âin red, arthropods and crime-fightingâ was left unsaid, âso I slowly fell for you.â
Marinette was stunned. âOkay. Seems like me being kind is a common thing people find attractive. Noted. Um, Bachelorette, what happens when I send people home?â The akuma appears behind her again.
âWhen you send people home, by telling them that they have been sent home, they go to the viewing room. The only exception is if they are in someone elseâs Bachelorette season as well.â
âWait, viewing room?â
âYup! Your class, the Waynes, and May are trapped in a room and are currently watching this play out.â
âPerfect.â She turns back to the contestants. âOkay, half of you have significant others, so Iâm sending you home. Nino, Nathaniel, Rose, Tim and Steph, you have been sent home.â The 5 of them got sent home in a puff of smoke.
âOoohh, what an enticing first episode!â
âŠâŠ.ooooo000O000oooooâŠâŠ.
Meanwhile, the class is confused as to why they are trapped in their classroom forced to watch Marinetteâs misadventures in love, the Waynes are confused as to why they never knew that there was a supervillain in Paris, and Aunt May is confused to why she isnât at work anymore. She is a nurse, her work is on a time-restriction. Meanwhile, 5 kids teleport from the screen into the room.
âItâs not like sheâs going to choose anyone besides Adrien anyway!â Alya exclaims to her classmates. A chorus of agreements permeate the room. The Bats glance at each other, and Dick is the first one to speak.
âWhich one is Adrien?â
âThe blond guy.â
Damian scoffs. âIf you actually look at the screen, youâll see that she is blatantly ignoring the blond boy. She seems much more interested in the blue-haired boy, or maybe the brunet.â For some reason, this makes a purple-haired girl smile. Jason rolls his eyes at this.
âObviously, she is more interested in the dark-haired girl than either of the boys. But yeah, today isnât a good day for blonde rich kids.â As he says this, Marinette tells Chloe to improve her friendship with Sabrina before pursuing a romantic relationship, and tells Adrien that she isnât interested in having a doormat.
Bruce speaks for the first time. âI think she likes the remaining three the same.â
âŠâŠ.ooooo000O000oooooâŠâŠ.
That was exactly what was happening. Marinette liked Peter, Kagami, and Luka all the same amount, which led to her continuously taking them on dates while trying to set up the two left behind. She has no idea what to do, she is no closer to reaching a decision.
Meanwhile, Kagami, Luka, and Peter had started to develop feelings for each other as well as for Marinette, and didnât know how to talk about it. Turns out, they wouldnât have to: the Bachelorette exposed their thoughts instead.
âWhereâs the drama? The pizazz? You three are supposed to be fighting over her, not also developing feelings for each other! This is reality TV!â The akuma looks at the four of them distastefully. Finally, she sighs. âA polyamorous relationship is technically also an option. If Marinette agrees, she can declare that she is choosing all three of you, and you can be as lovey-dovey and uneventful as you want with each other somewhere far away from me and my cameras.â
The teens look at each other, then Marinette speaks. âI choose Luka, Kagami, and Peter as my romantic partners.â Suddenly, they were engulfed in a bright light, and they were in Marinetteâs classroom. She looks around, then runs for the door. âAs much as Iâd love to stick around, there are still people out there. Since I have already been hit, Bachelorette canât affect me. Iâll be back once sheâs defeated.â And with that, she dashes to an empty classroom and transforms into Ladybug again.
Without Chat Noir being around to interfere with the battle, she quickly finds and purifies the akuma, then races back to her boyfriends and girlfriend, eager to confirm that they have a relationship with the four. âHey, Peter? Are you and May staying in Paris?â
âYeah, thereâs no way for us to fly back to New York right now, so weâre stuck.â
âWould you two like to stay in our guest bedroom?â She smiles bashfully as she asks him.
âSure. the three of us,â Peter gestures behind him to Kagami and Luka, âwere about to ask if we could come over anyway. We wanted to discuss boundaries and define our relationship with you.â
âOkay. Theyâve ended school early since my classmates were trapped, so we can go now if you want.â
âSure!â As marinette started to walk with the three of them, someone grabbed her arm and pulled her towards them.
âHey Marinette, have you actually given up on Adrien? Cause you know it isnât nice to string along three people just to dump them when your first choice comes around.â Alya looks at the girl in front of her analytically. Marinette just rolls her eyes and tugs her arm free, sprinting after her group.
They are all laughing together, and Luka picks Marinette up for a piggyback ride. Peter holds Lukaâs hand while Kagami hooks her arm through Marinetteâs leg. They looked like a mess, but they were all having fun, and that was the only thing they cared about right then: each other.












