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001. .   .   .   kills the spider

maria most definitely kills the spider, and clint complains every single time she does it.

002. .   .   .   proposed

neither of them. their lives don’t really let them consider the idea of marriage. not to bring up a cliche, but it’d be too dangerous if anyone ever found out. although.... truthfully i could see maria sacrificing clint for the greater good. and vise versa. it’s kind of what they’re trained to do. personal relationships aren’t meant to impact field decisions. 

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first

probably clint? his logic behind kissing her first being that it’d probably be less.... messy if he did. as in potential blow-back if HR got involved wouldn’t be as great on maria because she didn’t initiate things. 

004.  .   .   .   initiates things

clint, normally, for the reason above. always behind closed doors though. i imagine they’d keep their relationship very much under wraps. 

005.  .   .   .   would leave the other

i feel like it’d be maria that would leave clint. 

“--I’m feeling thirsty.         Or bored, it’s hard to tell which.”

Both, if she was being perfectly honest. And hoping she doesn’t have to push too hard.