#marbhan

wait which one? the one where elijah’s new boo and romance is literally ALL MY FAVORITE TROPES. lets make out for reasons and be a super hot badass power couple together and also WE LITERALLY FOUND EACH OTHER AFTER 100 YEARS AND WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ALL ON OUR OWN. (i don’t want to lead you astray, they weren’t In Love™ with each other back in the day, their past interactions are passing and fleeting, they had a spark and a moment and then they never see each other again, but i think i like it better that way. like ships that pass in the night. he was a stranger that gave her a path to a new life, and a 100 years later she’s the stranger that gives him a path to a new life. their whole ship is about freedom and CHOICE (i choose you i choose you i choose you) and leaving your old life behind and making a new one, and they do that for each other again and again and i’m fucking shook about it.)

or the one where jaime murray has a PERFECT FACE and is continuing to bless us with it??

The Good Place | Eleanor/Michael

HOO BOY BUCKLE UP

Jonas Kahnwald: 11/10, would hug, would wrap in a blanket, would adopt

Mikkel Nielsen: 11/10, a precious baby skeleton magician child

Michael Kahnwald: a cautious 8/10, I am Suspicious of your choices

Ulrich Nielsen: 4/10, lying fuckboy. makes some very bad decisions with large rocks. receives points only for loving his kids and being smart/motivated enough to Figure Shit Out. kind of handsome (weirdly? sometimes??); receives zero extra points for this due to previously mentioned fuckboy tendencies

Ines Kahnwald: 7/10, Mom Friend. Not a great sharer of information though

Katarina Nielsen: 5/10, do not love but do not hate. seems like a good mom though. was a shitty teenager, still deserves better than fuckboy Ulrich

Hannah Kahnwald: 0.5/10, total nightmare, chaotic evil. receives a single half point only in recognition of her role in creating Jonas

Charlotte Doppler: 9/10, trustworthy, dependable, has odd childhood tendencies re: birds

Elisabeth Doppler: 8/10, fabulous taste in hats, not super smart regarding impromptu forest wanderings and creepy strangers

Peter Doppler: 2/10, your internalized struggle does not excuse your choices

Helge Doppler: 1/10, “they’re so beautiful when they’re dead” Y I K E S. one point for attempt to correct past mistakes

Bartosz Tiedemann: 5/10, Bad Choice Maker, chaotic neutral. excellent haircut and cool name

Regina Tiedemann: 7/10, deserves better

Aleksander Tiedemann: 7/10, a good husband but who are you???????

Magnus and Martha Nielsen: 7/10, dumb kids trying their best

H.G. Tannhaus: 6/10, true neutral??

Noah: 2/10, fucking terrifying. A Problem To All. Receives points only for being an interesting character