#mankini

Lacey Lumbar

They were toxic as shit towards each other all the time. The verbal abuse was pretty much maddening. They were constantly trying to 1-up each other and making each other feel less than.

Gwen

Entirely illegal. Non consensually drug induced. Likely didn't go any further than kissing though. She's got lesbian vibes

Evelyn Hall

Could've been toxic if it ever got anywhere. "You went from Captain Man to Cameraman" was hilarious, I don't care if he meant it as an insult. She did at least get a second date out of him and she's so god damn petty. Good for her tbh. Her and Mary should get together sometime.

Mary Gaperman

Lived in the same neighborhood for a while. They hung out a bunch and she took him to prom (canon). Sometimes he shows up at the news station just to chill

Credenza Fudgers

Used him. Had a bigger part in the Cell than he realized. Likely is the reason his powers are gone. Their relationship doesn't have a single real fragment in their foundation. Also nearly married his ex's wife so icon

Drex

They get freaky as fuck with that hand iykwim. Better wife material tbh

Frankini

Frankini tops in his frankini bottoms

Debbie

Domme with a humilation kink. Made him piss himself like four times in public and called him tickle-wazz for her own entertainment

Fran (stole this one from my own tumblr hence the caption)

Secretly his favorite. She's spicy, she's fun, and he's a bit butthurt that she won't date a sensitive guy. Makes her cardboard cut out of all seven members of BTS watch

Minyak and Cohort

Saw him across the TBD bar.

Schwoz

"Yeah he dates around but guess what, he's coming home to me!" used interchangeably, usually followed by a chuckle or trollish laugh. Emotional support. Schwoz takes care of Ray, Ray takes care of Schwoz, and that's what makes them so special tbh

Sharona Shapen

The only woman Ray very gladly handed over to Schwoz. Her appearance is very standard for Schwoz's country and he thinks she's beautiful and that's all there is to say on that (*cough cough* raw *cough*)

Kris Hart

Yeah yeah, that's clone Kris, idc.

Not as oblivious as she makes herself out to be. She's very loyal :) to her tennis instructor. She opened the marriage for that man. Ray is just her son's boss who sometimes maybe occasionally sleeps over as Captain Man. It definitely happened only once.

Jake Hart

A guy’s gotta keep his fans happy if he wants them coming back to see him fight. Right after winning my middleweight UFC belt, I was swarmed by cheering male fans. I got carried away—tossing my hat, then my shirt, then my trunks into the stands—and finally stripped out of my jockstrap, tossing both cup and strap to the crowd. The fans went wild, and in the chaos, I realized I was completely nude with nothing to wear home.