#malarryous

so i was tagged by kristyjeannn, kittah1346 and cuteasabigdangerousredbutton <3 thank you lovelies! a bunch of you already know what my handwriting looks like bc holiday cards, and i know what a bunch of yours looks like for the very same reason (♥♥♥), but this game was too precious to pass up also i'm finally getting around to doing game things i was tagged in over the past two months of whatever i'M S ORRY

for those of you who can't read (marie), i'm tagging:

l-believe-in-larry, sunlightinoureyes, oopsyxdaisies, agntmaximoff, myknightofflowers, strangerkindofdream, leoraii, malarryous, mimblestarburst, a-swan-and-a-captain, not-asleep-but-dreaming, someday-we-will-surrender, for-the-love-of-larrys-cock, and subtlevulcan (because i know how much you like being last)

and anyone else who wants to do this because it's super cute

DAMN SO

i moved into my new flat and we have no wifi

and idk when we're getting it because they're kinda being vague so

it should be the end of this month or the start of february

i also have no internet on my phone because the signal is so bad

i hope it's soon because i'm missing everything and i miss tumblr and the lads and all of you so and the internet in general like do you know how hard it is to survive these days without it o h  m y  g o d i have to keep calling people and getting them to do shit for me

so yeah basically reluctantly extending my hiatus

sorry guys it's frustrating af

i hope you're all doing awesome

and tagging you all so you see this bc i can't message you all

~don't you forget about me i sAY LA~

l-believe-in-larry, subtlevulcan, oopsyxdaisies, sunlightinoureyes, eporele, agntmaximoff, malarryous, kittah1346, zimriya, leoraii, kristyjeannn, myknightofflowers, strangerkindofdream, a-swan-and-a-captain, mimblestarburst, louehsaintlaurent, lovebirds-of-larry, someday-we-will-surrender, puddlejumper8, bottomliamaf, for-the-love-of-larrys-cock

tagging a few more people in it this time around

if you have no idea what i'm talking about then oops

HEY GUYS SO

as most of you know, i'm moving to england because i got a job

and i'm moving in a couple of days

so for next few days/week, i'm not really going to be active because i'm packing and then actually moving and then moving iN (and then actually starting my new job oh my god)

but my queue will be as active as ever, i've been merrily filling it

SO THIS BLOG WILL STILL BE ACTIVE, it is the blogger who might not be

friends, see the read more

Birthday: 30th may

Gender: cisfemale

Sexual Orientation: can i interest you in a sarcastic comment

Favorite color: bright green, like grass green in summer

Current time and date: 23.48 11/12/14

Avg hours of sleep: depends if i'm working? 4-9 hours

Lucky number: um. idk

Last thing I Googled: uhhhh... i'm afraid i'm going to have to match marie and say "zayn malik animals" it makes sense to us okay

First word that comes to mind: mr anderson (we're watching the matrix rn)

One place that makes me happy: dublin

How many blankets do I sleep under: one duvet

Favorite fictional character: wHY WHY W H Y um the tenth doctor, luna lovegood, mercutio, grantaire, jay gatsby, ned the piemaker, seth cohen, charlie pace, cassie ainsworth, donna noble, peter pan, brock, jamie moriarty (OKAY I'LL STOP)

Favorite books: the great gatsby, peter pan, 1984, pigeon english, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, great expectations, the moonstone, les miserables, the hundred year old man who climbed out of a window and disappeared (AND SO MANY MORE)

Favorite anime: pita ten and cardcaptor sakura (does pokemon count as anime)

Favorite TV Shows: sherlock, lost, ouat, pushing daisies, doctor who (1-5), merlin, roswell, the oc, skins uk, the hour (STILL MORE) (does pokemon count as a tv show)

Favorite food: pizza or bananas or skittles or wHITE BREAD

Last movie I’ve seen in theaters: mockingjay part 1

Dream vacation: japan or usa

Dream wedding: i'm a traditional girl at heart, something small

Dream job: writer but i'm just seeing what happens really, as long as i'm in something to do with the media or books then i'll be happy

Tag 10 people who you want to get to know significantly better:

marie seemed unsure if she was supposed to make up 92 questions but who the hell's got time for that tbh so i'm just using these

• WHAT WAS YOUR:


Last Beverage: orange squash, wow, exciting

Last phone call: my dad because my friends and i all share a mutual fear of phone conversations (it's the main reason why we're friends tbh)

Last text message: my future roommate about plans to go to harry potter studio tour in london yASSS


Last song you listened to: 'stockholm syndrome' and i laughed because marie

Last time you cried: i don't actually remember which is probably a good thing

• HAVE YOU EVER:


Dated someone twice: like, broken up and gone out again? no because all my relationships ended for an actual reason

Been cheated on: miraculously, no


Kissed someone and regretted it: of course i have what do you take me for


Lost someone special: yes


Been depressed: yes but not anymore


Been drunk and threw up: of course i have what do you take me for

• LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

um. green, red, blue? (i've literally never been asked this before in my life and that's weird it's only ever been one)



• LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:


Made a new friend: more than i know what to do with tbh it's awesome that i've actually become sociable, like, what an out-of-character plot twist


Fallen out of love: no


Laughed until you cried: i do this most days actually

Met someone who changed you: yeah, as much as i really don't want to admit it


Found out who your true friends are: kinda??? but not really??? i'm pretty good at knowing who my real friends are by now tbh. i can actually usually now predict how long any given friendship is gonna last and i've been right in most/all recent cases

Found out someone was talking about you: ohhh yeah hahaha but it was kinda sorta flattering maybe (a.k.a. 'that time jess actually had an interesting and hectic love life')



• GENERAL:


Anyone on your FB friends list?: i don't understand the question. yes i have people on my friends list???


How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: nearly all of them (tbh if i have someone on fb i kinda count that as being friends irl)

• FIRSTS:


First surgery: keyhole surgery at 13 fUCK


First piercing: none because i suck


First best friend: cheryl, my next-door neighbour, a friendship which was the definition of the word 'mindfuck' and i was only like 3 years old when it started


First sport you joined: netball??? the coach hated me though oops so i rarely ever played but i got all the perks and i got to show them up by kicking ass when they let me on the court


First vacation: idk about holidays in the uk because my family are fond of those (they're "let's aim to spend as little money as possible" sort of people) but my first abroad one was disneyland paris when i was 9 and my brother and i got a caricature done of us by a street artist and apparently i got grumpy because he didn't draw my teddy in the picture so he had to go back and edit it (i have no memory of this)


First pair of trainers: "If I actually remembered this someone should probably ask me to sort my priorities" - this was marie's answer and it's sorta perfect



• RIGHT NOW:


Eating: nothing because my future roommate and i gorged on gourmet jelly beans all evening (yes they're apparently a thing)


Drinking: i'm actually dehydrated and i'm sitting right by the sink but i'm apathetic rn do you see the problem


I’m about to: go to bed probably

Waiting for: my motivation to actually write all these cards to kick in

• YOUR FUTURE:


Want kids: yep, ideally two


Get married: only if i meet the right person


Career: ideally writing but i'm flexible on this, i'm just seeing what happens



• WHICH IS BETTER:


Lips or eyes: eyes, they're very important to me


Hugs or Kisses: hugs. i've yet to meet someone who shows me what all the fuss about kissing is really about

Shorter or Taller: taller, which makes my ridiculous height actually work in my favour


Older or younger: older preferably but this doesn't really matter (also cradle-snatching runs in our family)

Romantic or Spontaneous: think these kinda go hand-in-hand

Nice stomach or nice arms: neither? i'm not too fussed really. like i actually can't answer this because i just don't care


Sensitive or Loud: sensitive but i think you need a balance

Hook-up or relationship: relationship, i've tried hook-ups and they're not for me

Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant



• HAVE YOU EVER:


Kissed a stranger: yes, and it went shockingly well, much to the fury of everyone around me


Drank hard liquor: probably idk what counts as hard liquor? i used to drink a lot of random stuff idk

Lost glasses/contacts: don't wear them (which is sad because i look amazing in glasses)


Sex on first date: nope


Broke someones heart: i hope not but it's a possibility

Arrested: nope

Turned someone down: yes and i'm awful at it because i feel so guilty

Cried when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: yeah and he ended up being my first boyfriend

•DO YOU BELIEVE IN:


Yourself: yeah i do actually and it's a pretty damn good feeling everyone should try it

Miracles: yeah, i've seen one happen

Love at first sight: no because 'love' is about every part of who a person is and 'first sight' is just about what a person looks like


Heaven: yes (is this the part where people leave me angry anons)


Santa Claus: ...no

Kiss on the first date: why not

Angels: yes (is this the part where people unfollow me)

  i'm supposed to tag 25 people (who's idea was that jfc) I CAN DO THIS. i'm very sorry to all of you. i bet you're all sick of me spamming you like this idk.

sunlightinoureyes, oopsyxdaisies, l-believe-in-larry, westenddreamer, malarryous, dornishgod, kittah1346, londonstyle3, someday-we-will-surrender, strangerkindofdream, myknightofflowers, mimblestarburst, for-the-love-of-larrys-cock, kristyjeannn, you-brought-light-into-my-life, leoraii, puddlejumper8, am1ne, louehsaintlaurent, larrybropals, haveyxuquitefinished, swallowsmateforlyfe, shitchristmas, cuteasabigdangerousredbutton, laufiyson

UPDATE: this video is super glitchy but i cba to reupload - just don't look at it and it'll be happy days

One Direction Accent Challenge!

Rules: Answer the questions. Tag five people. You don’t have to show your face. 

Questions: 

Name

Age

Who is your favourite in the band

Favourite song

Your OTP

How do you say: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and One Direction.

i was tagged by for-the-love-of-larrys-cock

i tag: l-believe-in-larry, malarryous, someday-we-will-surrender, londonstyle3, and sunlightinoureyes (just to piss her off)

if anyone actually watches this then i will be shocked

i have rETURNED.

i'm super tired so it's going to take me an absolute age to reply to you all and catch up on everything but HI THERE.

i requested that there be chill in my absence and apparently there was no chill at all, i am incredibly disappointed.