so i was tagged by subtlevulcan (yooooooooooo)
marie seemed unsure if she was supposed to make up 92 questions but who the hell's got time for that tbh so i'm just using these
Last Beverage: orange squash, wow, exciting
Last phone call: my dad because my friends and i all share a mutual fear of phone conversations (it's the main reason why we're friends tbh)
Last text message: my future roommate about plans to go to harry potter studio tour in london yASSS
Last song you listened to: 'stockholm syndrome' and i laughed because marie
Last time you cried: i don't actually remember which is probably a good thing
Dated someone twice: like, broken up and gone out again? no because all my relationships ended for an actual reason
Been cheated on: miraculously, no
Kissed someone and regretted it: of course i have what do you take me for
Lost someone special: yes
Been depressed: yes but not anymore
Been drunk and threw up: of course i have what do you take me for
• LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
um. green, red, blue? (i've literally never been asked this before in my life and that's weird it's only ever been one)
Made a new friend: more than i know what to do with tbh it's awesome that i've actually become sociable, like, what an out-of-character plot twist
Laughed until you cried: i do this most days actually
Met someone who changed you: yeah, as much as i really don't want to admit it
Found out who your true friends are: kinda??? but not really??? i'm pretty good at knowing who my real friends are by now tbh. i can actually usually now predict how long any given friendship is gonna last and i've been right in most/all recent cases
Found out someone was talking about you: ohhh yeah hahaha but it was kinda sorta flattering maybe (a.k.a. 'that time jess actually had an interesting and hectic love life')
Anyone on your FB friends list?: i don't understand the question. yes i have people on my friends list???
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: nearly all of them (tbh if i have someone on fb i kinda count that as being friends irl)
First surgery: keyhole surgery at 13 fUCK
First piercing: none because i suck
First best friend: cheryl, my next-door neighbour, a friendship which was the definition of the word 'mindfuck' and i was only like 3 years old when it started
First sport you joined: netball??? the coach hated me though oops so i rarely ever played but i got all the perks and i got to show them up by kicking ass when they let me on the court
First vacation: idk about holidays in the uk because my family are fond of those (they're "let's aim to spend as little money as possible" sort of people) but my first abroad one was disneyland paris when i was 9 and my brother and i got a caricature done of us by a street artist and apparently i got grumpy because he didn't draw my teddy in the picture so he had to go back and edit it (i have no memory of this)
First pair of trainers: "If I actually remembered this someone should probably ask me to sort my priorities" - this was marie's answer and it's sorta perfect
Eating: nothing because my future roommate and i gorged on gourmet jelly beans all evening (yes they're apparently a thing)
Drinking: i'm actually dehydrated and i'm sitting right by the sink but i'm apathetic rn do you see the problem
I’m about to: go to bed probably
Waiting for: my motivation to actually write all these cards to kick in
Want kids: yep, ideally two
Get married: only if i meet the right person
Career: ideally writing but i'm flexible on this, i'm just seeing what happens
Lips or eyes: eyes, they're very important to me
Hugs or Kisses: hugs. i've yet to meet someone who shows me what all the fuss about kissing is really about
Shorter or Taller: taller, which makes my ridiculous height actually work in my favour
Older or younger: older preferably but this doesn't really matter (also cradle-snatching runs in our family)
Romantic or Spontaneous: think these kinda go hand-in-hand
Nice stomach or nice arms: neither? i'm not too fussed really. like i actually can't answer this because i just don't care
Sensitive or Loud: sensitive but i think you need a balance
Hook-up or relationship: relationship, i've tried hook-ups and they're not for me
Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant
Kissed a stranger: yes, and it went shockingly well, much to the fury of everyone around me
Drank hard liquor: probably idk what counts as hard liquor? i used to drink a lot of random stuff idk
Lost glasses/contacts: don't wear them (which is sad because i look amazing in glasses)
Broke someones heart: i hope not but it's a possibility
Turned someone down: yes and i'm awful at it because i feel so guilty
Cried when someone died: yes
Fallen for a friend: yeah and he ended up being my first boyfriend
Yourself: yeah i do actually and it's a pretty damn good feeling everyone should try it
Miracles: yeah, i've seen one happen
Love at first sight: no because 'love' is about every part of who a person is and 'first sight' is just about what a person looks like
Heaven: yes (is this the part where people leave me angry anons)
Kiss on the first date: why not
Angels: yes (is this the part where people unfollow me)
i'm supposed to tag 25 people (who's idea was that jfc) I CAN DO THIS. i'm very sorry to all of you. i bet you're all sick of me spamming you like this idk.
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fuck yeah i actually did it
