#makleo

Always wins when they play Trivia Crack: does Cleo even have a triva crack? probably not. Makena would more than likely keep bugging her about getting one, then Cleo would get one and then beat her to death with her overwhelming knowledge of trivia (( where's my au for this ))

Laughs when their partner trips on something: tripping is funny no matter who's doing it, they both laugh

Would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: it would be a death sentence either way

Spoils the ending of books/movies: refer to previous answer

Always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: Makena's instagram would just turn into a shrine for Cleo tbh

Eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: Makena :))

Obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: Kena, and then Cleo promptly ignores her until Wednesday when it's safe

Makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: d, none of the above

Has to beat their partner in every game: Makena, just to prove she can be cool

Keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: they both just stay up all nigh talking, it isn't someone in particular who keeps the other up

11. desperate kiss

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

neither of them ew

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

cleo picks out the movies and makena makes the hot cocoa because she’s afraid that of cleo makes it she’ll put rat poison in it

who starts the snowball fight

wtf is snow they stay indoors

who drags the other under the mistletoe

cleo all the way

who decorates the house

cleo, have u seen makena trying to decorate something

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

makena puts them up & cleo just tells her where to put them

who cooks christmas dinner

pf chang

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

satan?? this doesn’t happen

if they have any holiday traditions

sitting on separate ends of the dinning room table and not talking :)

who would start a food fight during baking

makena maybe

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Who proposed to who and how?

Both being ridiculously drunk and not in their right minds, they more or less proposed to each other. In Vegas on some sort of vacation they were forced on, drinking was the best alternative to conversing. In a drunken stupor, Makena suggested they get married and Cleo -- completely ignoring that -- said the exact same thing a moment later.

How did they tell everyone they were engaged?

When they got back from the trip, right before the divorce papers were signed. They kind of mumbled it, not really wanting a lot of people to know that it was something that actually happened.

What did they do for their bachelor/bachelorette parties?

They didn't really do anything considering they got married as soon as they thought about it. The engagement period lasted as long as it took to get from the bar to the closest wedding chapel.

Where did they get married?

In a cheap looking wedding chapel where their witnesses consisted if an elderly couple who might as well have been paid to be there and a few drunk stragglers. It was short and forgettable, thankfully that's what they would've wanted it to be when they came to their senses the next day.

What did they wear?

Even when they're just getting wasted, Cleo is always better dressed than Makena. Jeans, an over priced blouse, a jacket, something comfortable and nothing too out of the ordinary. Makena wore something similar, except her clothes were reasonably priced and she would wear it more than once.

Who was in the wedding party?

They were, and so was that elderly couple that looked like they had better things to do than witness a drunken wedding, but the stragglers seemed to really be enjoying themselves and the makeshift service.

What song did they use for their first dance?

Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry

Who gave speeches? (bonus points if you share some of the speeches with us)

They gave each other heartwarming speeches about how much they hated each other, and that they hoped the other realized that divorce was the only solution. To which Makena was concerned about who was going to have custody of the child they didn't have, this gaining a slap upside the head.

Who got the most trashed/wasted at the wedding? (bride, groom, wedding guest…whoever)

They were both extremely intoxicated, and if they weren't we wouldn't have had this gorgeous wedding between the two of them.

Who shoved cake in the other’s face first?

They didn't actually have cake :(((((

Where did they go on their honeymoon

"You are worth less than dirt to me."

"Really? I think that’s an upgrade from last time."

"Don't leave me here, please!"

"Sorry, why should I do that? I’m pretty sure if our roles were reversed, you’d spit in my face, then leave me here. So, I’ll pass.”

"I thought I loved you. I was wrong."