Who proposed to who and how?
Both being ridiculously drunk and not in their right minds, they more or less proposed to each other. In Vegas on some sort of vacation they were forced on, drinking was the best alternative to conversing. In a drunken stupor, Makena suggested they get married and Cleo -- completely ignoring that -- said the exact same thing a moment later.
How did they tell everyone they were engaged?
When they got back from the trip, right before the divorce papers were signed. They kind of mumbled it, not really wanting a lot of people to know that it was something that actually happened.
What did they do for their bachelor/bachelorette parties?
They didn't really do anything considering they got married as soon as they thought about it. The engagement period lasted as long as it took to get from the bar to the closest wedding chapel.
Where did they get married?
In a cheap looking wedding chapel where their witnesses consisted if an elderly couple who might as well have been paid to be there and a few drunk stragglers. It was short and forgettable, thankfully that's what they would've wanted it to be when they came to their senses the next day.
Even when they're just getting wasted, Cleo is always better dressed than Makena. Jeans, an over priced blouse, a jacket, something comfortable and nothing too out of the ordinary. Makena wore something similar, except her clothes were reasonably priced and she would wear it more than once.
Who was in the wedding party?
They were, and so was that elderly couple that looked like they had better things to do than witness a drunken wedding, but the stragglers seemed to really be enjoying themselves and the makeshift service.
What song did they use for their first dance?
Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry
Who gave speeches? (bonus points if you share some of the speeches with us)
They gave each other heartwarming speeches about how much they hated each other, and that they hoped the other realized that divorce was the only solution. To which Makena was concerned about who was going to have custody of the child they didn't have, this gaining a slap upside the head.
Who got the most trashed/wasted at the wedding? (bride, groom, wedding guest…whoever)
They were both extremely intoxicated, and if they weren't we wouldn't have had this gorgeous wedding between the two of them.
Who shoved cake in the other’s face first?
They didn't actually have cake :(((((
Where did they go on their honeymoon
Their separate hotel rooms.
