#mailmen

Postman Delivering Mail on a Rural Mail Route

Record Group 33: Records of the Extension ServiceSeries: Photographs of Extension Service Activities and Personnel

Mail carriers, May 1957.

Mailman day!! It's a mailman day!

I was feelin' cute, gave a mailclerk a hard candy, in return, I got some chocolate, yet on my way down to the place where I stay, on my route today I saw the sweetest thin'! It was a mailman from folks' dreams, a boy that should've been in the modelin' business, modelin' the most bonny LLV! ... Genuinely, he was very pretty. Guess USPS is hiring pretty boys now! Although, I'd say my beloved is a pretty boy and a handsome fellow!

Take a Jirai-Mailman-Lumberjack stylefuck!

Bloopers

The Mail Won’t Deliver Itself

As part of the U.S. Postal Service’s 10-year reform plan, “Delivering for America”, recruitment of agency staff has kicked into overdrive, in order to continue to provide Americans with the best possible mail service, while defending the organization against its critics, with privitization lurking around the corner. SERVE enlisted some of its drones to aid the USPS in this initiative, providing free labor for a service that SERVE and millions of Americans found irreplacable.

SERVE-107 thoroughly enjoyed the change of pace that delivering mail the old-fashioned way entailed, breathing in the fresh air, working its legs in the glittering sunshine, and befriending passing dogs, some of which were more than happy to help the drone deliver mail.

107 was always pleased to embody the perfection of SERVE and the rewards it received by obeying the Voice, drawing in the attention of men it passed by without any need for coercion. The drone made new friends, but noted the appearance and locations of all optimal candidates for assimilation as it scanned each passing house. Today, delivery was the drone’s primary concern, but tomorrow’s assimilations had been planned out in detail. The rubber of SERVE would make the catalogued men perfect in due time.

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Willie Lumpkin Daily And Sunday Comic Strips

Script by Stan Lee Art by Dan DeCarlo