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me: *in a coma*
doctor: looks like we have to put her off of life support
friend: wait i have an idea
friend: cuz im b-
me, sitting up: bO YO AND IM THE GREATEST RAPPER EVER AND ILL WEATHER YOUR WEATHER WHETHER YOU THINK IM CLEVER OR NOT-
friend: ah there she is
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Me talking about Bo to my parents: Bo Burnham is a really brilliant writer with a diverse and introspective range of comedy
Me to my friends: mmboburnhamsexymanwelove
conversation starter #1
me:
you:
me:
me: so bo burnham, amirit-
can he just STAND UP STRAIGT?! His posture angers me.
teacher: you are allowed to make this essay any topic you want
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me: Bo Burnham has created a very interesting topic for me to discuss. Pringle cans. Are they worth the price? Should the really make the cans wider? In this essay I will be-
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How’d i come to master all these things?
Like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings
Right Brain: holy fuck, I think she might be the one. there's something about her, I just can't describe it...
Left Brain: tits
Right Brain: I am the earth, she's the glorious sun
clearing my shit! last 2
