(MAG001) ARCHIVIST: It was a copy of the last photograph taken by her phone and sent to her sister Siobhan. The caption was ācheck out this drunk creeper, LOLā [el-o-el]
(MAG065) ARCHIVIST: Statement of Tessa Winters, regarding a strange computer program she downloaded from the Deep Web, three months ago. Is that accurate?
TESSA: Well, first off, I didnāt find it on the āDeep Webā. ⦠God, itās like talking to my grandpa.
(MAG076) MELANIE: I was actually a meme for a day or two. ⦠You⦠do know what that is, donāt you?
ARCHIVIST: Yes, I know what a meme is. You were saying?
(MAG081) ARCHIVIST: No-one ever believes me when I tell them my age. I, I donāt⦠know if itās the already greying hair or something in my demeanour, but they always act surprised when I mention being a child in the Nineties. I will admit the last few years have⦠aged me considerably.
+ Bonus: Grumpy Young Old Grampa gratuitously grumbling in his corner
(MAG097) ARCHIVIST: Georgie, whereās your fuseboā? Right. Right. Keep saying itās not meant to trip whenever one bulb goes, but āNo, Jon, I donāt want to bother the landlordā.
(MAG123) ARCHIVIST: Where did theā ⦠āComa, great! Letās rearrange his office. Sleeping people donāt need⦠pens.ā