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[Podfic] Move, move written by @maesterchill (M, 53 minutes)

She grabbed Harry’s hand, slipping something small into it and pressing his fingers around it. “Dilectio. It’ll cheer you up. Make you feel like dancing.” Harry gaped at her. Drugs. Ginny’s fucking giving me drugs? At Stasis nightclub Ginny does indeed give Harry drugs. But it's all good: Malfoy looks after Harry, and Harry grapples with newfound enlightenments, not to mention a newfound fascination with all things Malfoy—one which persists even when he finds out what Malfoy's up to.

There was no question that I was going to record this fic for Wireless this year because it was inspired by maybe my favorite song, Bar Italia, by my favorite band, Pulp. When I went to London last month, I specifically walked by the actual Bar Italia so I could take a picture for this very post that I was going to write after reveals were published.

Anyway, give it a listen or a read!

And definitely listen to the song as well!

We believe you are looking for Be careful what you hiss for by @maesterchill (5k, E)

Greetings! Today is the anniversary of the birth of my homie @shiftylinguini and in a very restrained and normal fashion, I have written the first in a series of fics to celebrate her.

But I didn’t just do that very normal and restrained thing - I also created a collection on AO3 to capture other stories which are on similar themes, and my good friend and yours @maesterchill has christened it with her wonderful work An anticlimax? - go read it! 

If you know of or have written a story that features soft penises and you’d like to add it to the collection PLEASE DO! It’s open to all fandoms and pairings.

R please for the fandom asks ❤️

MChill xxx

Thank you so much, my friend! 💜

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

A Welcome Distraction

Draco and Harry get trapped in a Ministry lift. Whatever shall they do to distract themselves?

Eat Me

Harry's having a terrible morning. That is, until he receives a curious package at work. Inside are two things: a chocolate model of an erect penis, and a note simply saying ‘Eat Me’ in an elegant, inviting script. And Merlin, he’s hungry.

When the Fallout Comes

Draco Malfoy, hard-as-nails Hit Wizard, has a secret obsession. Well two of them. Or ten, depending how far that metaphor can stretch. It's hard to put a finger on exactly when it tipped from the occasional off-hand observation into something more gripping, but suffice to say it's now getting a touch out-of-hand. Hands. It's Potter's hands. He's obsessed with Potter's hands.

Oxygen

Draco doesn’t smoke. Except when he needs to breathe.

@maesterchill is an incredibly talented writer and artist who I discovered back in late 2018 when I got back into the drarry fandom; I fell in love with her work long before discovering what a wonderful human she is!

First I feasted on her bold, stylish, story-packed art—instantly recognisable and so unique—and then I dived into her writing.

Maester has the rare talent to balance humour, insight, emotion, and the kind of physical descriptions that make you feel what you read. She is experimental, inventive, and so dynamic in her writing that you’ll be taken on a completely fresh journey with each story, and you will love every single one.

My advice: don’t forget to indulge in every single drabble—they are worlds of their own, full and rich and utterly delicious.

Read all of Maesterchill’s work here on Ao3 and don’t forget to follow her here @maesterchill 🤍

Do you ever just open the mailbox like, huh, I didn't order anything only to find that your pals have made cover art and turned your fic into a hardback fucking book?! I am! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Overwhelmed!!!!!!! And this art!!!!!!!!! SIRIUS IS THE HANGED MAN! TINY BB ROMILDA

THIS IS FINE I AM FINE

@buildyourwalls and @maesterchill this is incredible, Maester you need to give me an appropriately bloggable copy of that art so you can get proper kudos for it.