#wobble week

The Celebration of Slumberous Schlongs continues with Phantom.

“What about Ginny’s bed?” Malfoy could have just taken Ginny’s bed, since Ginny wouldn’t be needing it.

“Luna’s lured like five stray cats in from the laneway,” Malfoy said. His eyes were like glowing grey gems in the low light. “I can’t sleep in a room with five cats. You know I’m completely allergic to pussy.”

Harry felt his mouth get wet. “Draco would you like to—”

Greetings! Today is the anniversary of the birth of my homie @shiftylinguini and in a very restrained and normal fashion, I have written the first in a series of fics to celebrate her.

But I didn’t just do that very normal and restrained thing - I also created a collection on AO3 to capture other stories which are on similar themes, and my good friend and yours @maesterchill has christened it with her wonderful work An anticlimax? - go read it! 

If you know of or have written a story that features soft penises and you’d like to add it to the collection PLEASE DO! It’s open to all fandoms and pairings.

There's a post going around about how some readers will read anything just because one of their favorite authors has written it. You are officially that writer for me. I had no interest in soft cocks, but, oh look, it's by Moonflower Rose, so now I must read it. And I watched the clock during a meeting so I could scurry back to my desk and covertly do just that.

Thanks for starting my week off so well!

Lills, Allie-Al, and I made a wobble video. We've actually been recording these lil' wobbles all summer, so when wobble week was announced I jumped at the chance to edit them up

guest starring Sam and Kevin....Hey Jack and Niv, you're in it too!