For ease of access, and because I realized I have my own domain now, I am hosting all of my audios myself and posting them directly on ao3. All previous audio posts on ao3 have been updated to have the files embedded directly rather than linking to tumblr.
This will make it easier for everyone to bookmark their favorites!
If you're not familiar with any of these, most of them are x f!listener. No use of Y/N or MC but you are MC most of the time. It's safer to assume they are all adult-oriented although there are some exceptions. DR = Daddy Rookwood
➔ Victor Rookwood Shorts - DR x You
A Big Day - x MC
A Bone to Pick - x MC
All in a Day's Work - x Ashwinder
Just a Little Blood - x MC
Daddy's Pleasure - x You (GN)
Dirty Talk - x You
➔ Bred by Victor Rookwood - DR x You
➔ Rookwood's Revenge - DR & Ashwinders x You/MC
➔ Goblin Supremacy
Goblin Supremacy - Ranrok x You/MC, DR
My Little Angel - DR x You/MC
➔ The Rookwood Gang
Comeuppance - Ashwinders/Poachers x You/MC
A Wicked, Wicked Man - DR x You/MC
➔ Captured by Rookwood - DR x You/MC
➔ Epic Rap Battle - Rookwood vs. Aesop Sharp
➔ Bait & Switch - Sebastian, Ominis & DR
➔ Welcome to Hogsmeade - DR x You/MC
➔ At the Mercy of Macnair - Poacher Stalker x You/MC
➔ The Pledge - DR & Silvanus Selwyn x You/MC
➔ Rookwood's Revenge - DR & Ashwinders x You/MC
➔ Battle Royal at Horntail Hall - Poppy Sweeting &/x? Poacher Stalker
➔ The Rookwood Gang - Ashwinders & DR x You/MC
➔ Harlot of the Highlands - Poacher Executioner x You/MC
➔ Sebastian & Ominis Shorts - Various
A Moment Alone - Sebastian and a surprise guest
Talk to Me - Ominis x You/MC
Bait and Switch - Sebastian & Ominis, Victor Rookwood
Sebastian's Pleasure - Sebastian x You (GN)
➔ Today's the Day - Dark!Seb & Ominis x You/MC
and last but not least...
➔ Miscellaneous
Battle Royal at Horntail Hall - Poppy Sweeting x Poacher
Pigtails' Revenge - Piers Pemberton x GN!Listener
Epic Rap Battle - Victor Rookwood vs. Aesop Sharp
The Sexual Obsession Iceberg - Various
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yo not to be against harry or anything but id be sitting there memorizing names to tell Dumbledore and the ministry when I get back to Hogwarts like the graveyard scene id be there like “avery, Lucius, macnair, nott, crabe and goyle, dementors, giants, avery, Lucius, macnair, etc” ya know
like sure they probably wont listen to me but when the death eaters are coming out or after the battle of Hogwarts or whatever happens I could be like bitch I told you I warned you man that's on you those deaths and tortures are on you, Cornelius
Rita nightly, occasionally with an unfamiliar girl squashed next to her; Walden unceremoniously kicks the girl out; Rita gripes that she doesn’t have to stick with their “arrangement” - she can just publish what she knows and make some gold; Walden comments that in that case, he ought to just kill her; this shuts Rita up
makes friends with the neighbors
Rita, trying not to be too obvious checking out girls and the occasional guy; to her annoyance, the best-looking guy is off limits and sits in a corner “talking” with Walden while the ladies mingle; Rita is quietly astounded how blind everyone is
is the adventurous eater
Rita, who brings back a sack of Honeydukes sweets and throws it at Walden’s general direction; It bounces off Walden who doesn’t blink; later he picks out the jelly-slugs because waste not
hogs the covers at night
Rabastan; Rita pops in asking for a threesome and is kicked out
forgets to do the dishes
Rita; What? She just did her nails - and Walden should feel right at home with manual labor
tries to surprise their partner more often
Rita; who seems to think if she gathers enough embarrassing dirt on Warren Macnair or Veronika Lestrange she might finally get some
leaves dirty laundry on the floor
Rabastan; Rita immediately calls the boys out for being filthy hypocrites; at least her clothes are hung up
stays up til 2 AM reading
Rita, not that anyone is sleeping judging by the noises from the bedroom
sings in the shower
Rabastan and Walden; the low and high untrained voices sound so pleasant together that even Rita does not have the heart to interrupt; instead, she uses the time to ferret around and finds what she assumes is an extremely pretty costume ball mask
takes the selfies
Rita; she takes flattering photos of each, gives it to the other, and scores brownie points with both for a nefarious purpose
plans date night
Walden for appearance’s sake; they sit stone-faced until Rita interests him in a drinking game; they return home hammered to find Rabastan equally hammered with a case of firewhiskey of mysterious origins; that night, there is a threesome
Outside of Nyx, Bella, and Delphi, who is your favorite
My favorite Death Eater? Hmmm. I suppose whomever has won over my favor most recently. Today is is Yaxley. The man did a stellar job on an intelligence assignment, and has done well in his Ministry post. All of his paperwork is completed and on time.
Tomorrow, my answer may very well be different. MacNair has an assassination scheduled soon, and a success would certainly win my favor substantially.
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I have not until just now. It was...well, interesting. I have witnessed some of my death eaters play this game. There is a reason Macnair has four fingers on each hand, and it is not due to his previous employment in animal control.
Who is your favourite Death Eater? Who is your least favourite?
I get this question every so often - and each time, I must say I dislike naming favorites and least favorites, as I do enjoy the struggles among them to gain my favor. And they do come and go in my mind - I may say I hate Wormtail a bit more so today, or that Macnair is my least favorite because he left entrails in my back garden, but this could all change tomorrow, you see. And if I name a favorite, well, they may not be my favorite tomorrow, and yet they would approach me with the false confidence of being the favorite. So no, I cannot name names.
However, I suppose I can make an exception with Bella. She bore my child, it is rather obvious where she stands, no?
Bellatrix is sitting on Voldy's bed when he walks in. She's been crying. "If I was to graphically murder Yaxley, Rookwood and Macnair, would you be mad?"
Hmm. To some degree, yes. But the extent - well, I suppose that depends. Junior or Senior? Did they deserve it? Were you aiming for one but got a bit overzealous and the others were collateral damage?
