#rrabastan

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

Rita nightly, occasionally with an unfamiliar girl squashed next to her; Walden unceremoniously kicks the girl out; Rita gripes that she doesn’t have to stick with their “arrangement” - she can just publish what she knows and make some gold; Walden comments that in that case, he ought to just kill her; this shuts Rita up

makes friends with the neighbors

Rita, trying not to be too obvious checking out girls and the occasional guy; to her annoyance, the best-looking guy is off limits and sits in a corner “talking” with Walden while the ladies mingle; Rita is quietly astounded how blind everyone is

is the adventurous eater

Rita, who brings back a sack of Honeydukes sweets and throws it at Walden’s general direction; It bounces off Walden who doesn’t blink; later he picks out the jelly-slugs because waste not

hogs the covers at night

Rabastan; Rita pops in asking for a threesome and is kicked out

forgets to do the dishes

Rita; What? She just did her nails - and Walden should feel right at home with manual labor

tries to surprise their partner more often

Rita; who seems to think if she gathers enough embarrassing dirt on Warren Macnair or Veronika Lestrange she might finally get some

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Rabastan; Rita immediately calls the boys out for being filthy hypocrites; at least her clothes are hung up

stays up til 2 AM reading

Rita, not that anyone is sleeping judging by the noises from the bedroom

sings in the shower

Rabastan and Walden; the low and high untrained voices sound so pleasant together that even Rita does not have the heart to interrupt; instead, she uses the time to ferret around and finds what she assumes is an extremely pretty costume ball mask

takes the selfies

Rita; she takes flattering photos of each, gives it to the other, and scores brownie points with both for a nefarious purpose

plans date night