Poacher Stalker Willy Macnair

Macnair quickly adopts the song as his anthem, even creating a dance for it, which he breaks into regularly. Soon, the entire Highlands knows bits of the song. The only aspect of that which bothers Willy is that witches may get the right idea about him, making them less susceptible to his charms.

Ashwinder Executioner Angus McLaggen

Angus doesn't find the song at all humourous. He particularly resents some of the mischaracterizations. Obviously, the song was not written by anyone who's had experience with him in the bedroom. He vows to discover who wrote it, and prove them wrong.

Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley

Mortimus thinks the song is funny, at first, but he quickly realizes that it may eventually make its way back to his mum.

His mum knows about his line of work, but he doesn't want her to hear about his sexual habits, especially any that may be true.

He immediately writes his mum and sister to warn them off listening to the lyrics of the song, which he describes as "wholly and unabashedly fabricated."

Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair

Ernie listens to the song carefully, torn between seething with fury and curiosity. Who wrote this song, and why? Were they trying to seduce him? What witch or - gods forbid - wizard would be so forthright?

He pretends to sing along with it around the campfire, lifting his glass and chuckling, but it nags at him.

He needs to find who wrote it. Once he finds her, he'll act accordingly.

Victor Rookwood

Not the most flattering lighting for those wrinkles.

When you see this look... run. Or is your dumb ass so paralyzed by his hotness that you can't use the floo network?

The look on his face and he recalls his catch phrase "Children should be seen and not heard."

The man looks positively crazed. Ngl. Would still bang.

We moved to strike.

Have some extras because I have more space.

"Victor, are you drunk?"

Some pretty potions

"Are you seeing this?"

I just thought this was a funny picture.

Mods used: NPC Sebrywhere

Director Cam

Photorealistic Preset

Some cute unmasked Oswalds in the Catacombs with Sebastian and Solomon.

I really liked this tree in Winter Wonderland.

Aggro zoom in the same mod.

It kinda bugs me how none of the NPCs seem to care about being rained on, but I intend to do exactly nothing about it. I didn't even realize this was happening until I got a gaming PC.

Our boys all wet all the time.

I love his mad face but damn, those eyelids are something else..

Hotswald practicing magic. I thought about calling this post "modswald" but many are not modded.

Remember when all we had were grainy PS4 grabs during game play?

Countless additional photos of Oswald live in the Rookwood Gang Repository.

Mods used:

When your main man has this little screentime, you really do need the frame-by-frame breakdown in high def.

Looking very put out.

Strikingly handsome.

The gleeful "got you where I want you" face.

Trying to reason with a "child".

ROFL

So reasonable.

So logical. So trustworthy.

Mods used:

Director Cam

When this man gives you that smile... Run.

Plenty of room for me to straddle his lap on that chair. I mean.. Yeah

Watching us take off with George Osric, who was supposed to be...oh well

This is us doing ancient magic.

Forgetting something, Oswald?

This is us getting grabbed. The face he's making is... something. I'm surprised they recorded it, since they didn't show it in the cutscene.

I call this "Wandus Connectus" and it's highly canon non-compliant and makes no sense.

Lodgok's Loyalty with some added lighting. It doesn't look great, honestly. I could mod it to give it better lighting, or get UUU to fucking work.

In his ancestor's study. I envisioned Devoutly when I took these.