#machia

“Puttanaccia, miccia, porca, spacciata” letter to Luigi Guicciardini, November 1509

“Magnifice vir, maior observandissime, io ero in sul cesso quando arrivò il vostro messo” letter to Francesco Guicciardini, 17 May 1521

“Il culo mi fa lappe lappe” letter to Francesco Guicciardini, 19 May 1521

Laetus Machia, princess Sesheshet's husband, was furious after having witnessed her dancing with empress Sen's brother, Tane. Although the men were both veterans of the same war, they didn't know much about each other... or at least Laetus didn't, and he was not willing to open his marriage.

- How could you lose, brother? - Empress Sen thought. She wasn't prepared to lose her only sibling who had just returned from war, but there was nothing she could do about the chaos he caused. The emperor was a hopeless romantic, but he would take Laetus's side. There were already talks of the Machias moving to a far away location.

Not only mortals were shocked. Some of the Sim gods looking at this earthly event were just as surprised by the outcome of this fight. I expected Tane to win, with his 3 body skill points vs Laetus's 0.

For this quick scenario I went to the colosseum lot I hardly ever visit. And after some technical difficulties Tane is no longer on this plane of existence... Let me remind you, he still has a baby on the way, and I'll have to play the Tia household, to see if the mother even survives. I can't imagine how she will react to all this drama, but Tane was not interested in proposing to her.

Dump sketch/doodle.

I would say practically all of them (Sevent, Kandr, Machia, etc)

The best part is when they stuff them

Make a fan fiction about them 😏

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