#lycheejellytea

Bre’elu’s favorite foods are types of seafood. She loves fresh, raw fish as well as it cooked in a multitude of dishes. She LOVES spices, her favorite dish is a spicy seafood soup. She doesn’t have any allergies, but she isn’t terribly fond of cheese. It simply wasn’t a staple growing up and she doesn’t eat it very often.

Thanks for the ask!

Oooh, I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On and Aroused by Your Voice, you say?

I feel like this would fit in really well with the HWRC Banana AU, where Taz is a fish and Ana and Vena are trying to figure out how to look after him. Lots of phone calls. Maybe Vena has been known to frequent some phone sex hotlines, when he’s caught in a dry spell, and so he’s got some… associations. Going on there.

*cough*

So he and Ana talk on the phone a lot, especially when they can’t manufacture excuses to meet in person. Vena’s trying to work up the nerve to ask her out, but for some reason it’s harder than usual (and every time they get too close around the fish pond, a certain exotic rescue splashes them and somehow manages to convey the ‘get a room’ look). But Vena’s got a thing for voices and Ana has a nice one, especially when she laughs at his terrible jokes, or fires back with some of her own.

Inevitably he maybe ends off a few of their evening phone calls with a… reaction. Going on. And he’s not totally sure if they’re flirting or if it’s just kind of pavlovian now, but it’s whatever.

Until they meet up in person again and Ana wants to tell him something quietly, so she leans over and whispers in his ear, and suddenly Vena’s pants are getting a bit too tight and his skin feels hot and oh no it’s not pavlov. 

Definitely Darevas. He probably knows a good chunk of the choreography too, and he’d be the first to try to get into one of those outfits.

which fic was it??

Living to Die by Cards_Slash

Altmal, based on the idea that only your soulmate can kill you. Altair and Malik are soulmates, have been alive for forever, and are so very, very, very broken. And poor Desmond gets caught in the middle, as always.

When I got done reading, I had to tell @uswe and @ereborne about it, which was followed with

uswe: This is very fucked up. No wonder you look delighted me: i aaaaammmmm uswe: Why are you like this 

PROS

he’s HILARIOUS

secretly cares a LOT

secret cuddle monster

u now have a personal attack dog when needed

he will wrestle all the chores out of your hands so he can do them

UPSETTINGLY ATTRACTIVE 

like, a phd level education but not an asshole about it

a ride or die bitch

fun and flirty

CONS

he’s an asshole

kinda fucking mean

LOSES HIS MIND OVER PETTY SHIT

night terrors and sleep walking

UPSETTINGLY ATTRACTIVE

no really he will flirt w/ pm everyone

dead inside

a shambling mess pretending he’s a functional person