As a celebration for gaining (somehow) 300, For the past few days you could asked various questions which Taedal is supposed to answer in this interview. So, everything you ever wanted to know about him,or just to know what he knows, here it is!
Additional warning: Itās long.
Q: Does Luxien is also a dreadlord or is she an other kind of demon?
Taedal: Both our parents are dreadlords, genetically speaking Luxien is also a dreadlord.
Taedal: However, given her experiments with the Void, Twisting Nether, undeath and other thingsā¦ Itās hard to tell what she is now.
Taedal: Most of people settle with that she is still quite sexy when her form is stable.
Q: How does the Golden Torch react when you start to talk about Blizzard (Breaking the 4th wall, simply)?
Taedal: To quote one of my advisors, Corrazzale.
Taedal: (In a very irritated voice with strong French accent) āOh here he goes again, cursing the weather.ā
Q: What make you take the decision to leave the Legion?
Taedal: The official version I give to people varies from āI saw the error of my waysā to āI hate being bossed aroundā.
Taedal: The unofficialā¦
Taedal: Look, in a game where players kill things, you donāt want to be a member of the All Evil Organization. Especially not one of the people in charge of something.
Q: What were you doing before you get the idea of the Golden Torch?
Taedal: Eh, you know. World destruction. Soul tormention. Sentient race conquering.
Taedal: And also the Annual Volleyball Tournament. There were so many teams participating in AVT that when one ended, we had to start the next one right away.
Q: How did you convinced the others to became the Golden Torch?
Taedal: I didnāt really convince anyone.
Taedal: Once I just mentioned to Cheret that I was really thinking about quitting and he asked me if he could quit with me.
Taedal: And suddenly I had a bunch of demons eager to leave at my heels.
Q: What is your favorite(s) zone(s) in all Azeroth? (Outland and Draenor included)?
Taedal: Hmā¦ The Forgotten Isle is easy to say, but there are better places.
Taedal: Nagrand is beautiful. But Iām going with Zulādrak which is also beautiful and has one of the most awesome soundtracks.
Taedal: And yes, I do hear soundtracks.
Q: If you could get high (as in height, no drugs) and sing, what would you sing?
Taedal: I donāt really sing. I am a terrible singer. Even if I could push my voice high or low, itād be terrible, I am sure of that.
Taedal: But if I have to say a songā¦ When I Get Low I Get High.
Q: Tell us something embarrassing thatās happened to you.
Taedal: Alright, seat yourself, itās story time.
Taedal: Back in the Legion we were invading this one world, its name doesnāt matter as it no longer exists. And I come into a temple to destroy it. And there is this highpriest and bunch of bishops and acolytes. But most importantly the highpriest.
Taedal: Now the Legion has the rules of epic, because when you are evil, you have to be evil with style. So dreadlords are pretty much expected to deliver a speech whenever there is even a minor chance of an epic battle or a boss-fight.
Taedal: So I start the speech as I am supposed to do, I do the nice ācover mortalsā and ākneel before your lordā and āyour ultimate demiseā. Now Iām getting to mention āreign of chaos will soar thorough your worldā, which is my favorite part and this highpriest had apparently never heard of the rule of epic, because he banishes memid-sentence.
Taedal: Irritating and embarrassing for it was in a crowded temple.
Q: Iām pretty sure you got an hidden talent, what is it?
Taedal: Whatever hidden talent I have, it is hidden so well I hadnāt found it yet.
Taedal: But Iāve been always strangely good at locating lost and hidden treasures. Does it count?
Q: With which leader(s) you like to hang out the most? (And the one to not bring in your opinion)
Taedal: Ji and Anduin make for good companions to talk to, both show a lot of interest. Baine is less happy with me but the best person to play Hearthstone with.
Taedal: Andā¦ Look, I have nothing against Velen, however he could be lessā¦ Less exorcising me on sight.
Taedal: On the other hand, being around Thrall is even worse. He has a terrible paladin syndrome and is supper depressive person to talk to.
Q: How many walls did you broke?
Taedal: Ever since I managed to crash our nethership into the Labyrinth at Descension point, I lost count.
Taedal: Before that it was 36. I get thrown around quite often.
Taedal: Dunno. Never been there.
Taedal: My parents were from Argus, yeah, but me and Luxien were born after they joined the Legion. So me and sis are pure felbreed.
Q: What was the more surprising thing on Azeroth for you when you came?
Taedal: The variety of races.
Taedal: I had visited a lot of worlds, you know. Most of them has one or two sentient races. Some of them has also some still-sentient-but-less-civilized races.
Taedal: And then there is Azeroth with 17 playable races and some sentient but not playable races like the Nighborn, Nagas or Ramkahen plus some less civilized but sentient races such as Gnolls, Murlocs or those shrimpy things.
Taeda: And Iām not even talking about the sub-races.
Q: Do you have a profession? Which one? Or which one would you like to do?
Taedal: NPCs donāt get professions like players do and even those we have donāt work the same way. They are moreā¦ Normal, less game-like.
Taedal: As a hunter, I of course know how to skin a beast and cook it into something edible. Tame and train the beast as well, preferably before it gets skinned. I am a skilled arrowmaker too and as every demon with hooves I can smith a decent horseshoe.
Taedal: If you want to give it a labelā¦ Skinning and Blacksmithing.
Q: Do you regret something?
Taedal: Yeah. I should have brought myself a glass of water for this interview, my throat is as dry as Tanaris.
Taedal: Alright, letās be serious. I sort of regret not bringing Luxien to the Golden Torch. On the other hand if Iād made her to leave the Burning Legion against her will sheād turned against me or maybe she would go insane with time, so weād have to fight her anyway.
Taedal: ā¦Iāve mentioned to you that we have to fight Luxien as a raid end-boss, right?
Taedal: Oh. I totally forgot. Iāll fix that.
Taedal: Listen everybody! I have a really powerful sister and she is evil and has a working plan how to dissect this world to atoms so we have to fight her!
Q: Do you have a favorite mount?
Taedal: As a matter of fact, I donāt.
Taedal: I mean, I already have a favorite pet and itās unfair as it is to the other pets.
Taedal: No need to be unfair to the mounts, of whom all are perfect.
Q: Do you like to live on Azeroth?Ā
Taedal: Better to be living on Azeroth than to be dead somewhere else. So I am not complaining.
Taedal: But if I had to choose a retirement resort, I would most certainly not pick Azeroth.
Q: How is your relationship with the other demons of the Golden Torch?
Taedal: They think I am weird but that I know what I am doing so they donāt mind doing what I tell them to do, as long as they have something from it too. And I think that strength is in numbers and there are not many people who listen to you if you donāt have an army.
Taedal: So I think we have the āmutual trust and cooperationā relationship.
Q: Can you tell us more about Luxien?
Taedal: She is big and beautiful. By dreadlord standards anyway. She could dress more and her hair has its life on its own, I suppose. She doesnāt as much praise knowledge as experiments, she has to see everything on her own.
Taedal: I mean, she is pretty much that kind of a person to whom you tel not to put a fork in an outlet because itād zap you, and sheād do just that to find out whether itās true or not. Or maybe even better, sheād find someone else to put the fork there.
Taedal: She is also a skilled spellcaster. A fel-mage, if you want. Not really good with weapons, but she never needed them. She is clever enough to booby trap any place she lives, rarely anyone wanders onto her.
Taeda: She is also lactose intolerant. No idea what are you going to do with this information.
Q: How would you feel becoming the main character of a fanfic?
Taedal: (Excited bat noises)
Taedal: Erhem. I meantā¦ It sounds quite cool.
Q: Your favorite(s) activity(ies) to do?
Taedal: I really love volleyball. And walks with my pets. Seriously, my pets and I spend a lot of time together, whether itās walk, training, hoofcare, clawcare or things like that.
Taedal: My name is in fact Latin taeda, which means torch, with additional L so it looks like a name.
Taedal: Luxien, as you have probably guessed at this point, is delivered from lux, which is Latin for light. And Czech for vacuum cleaner, which connects her to her experiments with Void.
Taedal: A lot of demons that have to do something with the Golden Torch have light-themed names. When it comes to it, a lot of places on the Forgotten Isle follows the pattern too.
Taedal: And Torchkeep is a play on Candlekeep - starting location in Baldurās Gate. We have a lot of books there too. Just ask Cheret.
Q: One time, we ask you to draw something. You drew seven stickmen. Can we have an explanation or still not?
Taedal: Oh yeah, thisā¦ Those were the Seven Deadly Sins.
Taedal: Considered my drawing skills, I was seriously thinking about drawing seven different sines, but thatād be too nerd.
Q: Did you and the Golden Torch tried another planets before coming to Azeroth?
Taedal: We had three ideas where to go, Azeroth among them as the Legionās prime thorn in side. Me and the advisors were voting then with the resut 3:1:1 for Azeroth
Taedal: Vandātet abstained from voting as her idea was āwe rush in and kill everyone within the Legionā.
Q: Is Illidan a good godfather or did the Illidari got a new member?
Taedal: Yeah about thatā¦
Taedal: I hate to tell you that but it was all fake news. You know, a shipment of damaged pregnancy tests can cause mass panic. Or celebration.
Taedal: Illidan was really disappointed he isnāt going to be a godfather.
Taedal: The only children we actually got were Garroshās 37 adopted ghost children for the simple reason that pregnacy tests have to effect on adoption.
Taedal: Of course, Illidan asked Garrosh if he could be godfather of at least one of those children, but Garrosh, being Garrosh, was against that.
Q: How was it among the other Dreadlord?Ā
Taedal: Quite good actually. The arguments could get quite heated and you donāt want to be in a room full of Dreadlords making angry bat noises setting each other aflame, but aside form that it was nice.
Taedal: I miss the sleepovers. There is nothing like hanging upside down from the ceiling side by side with your fellows and whispering quietly not to wake the others up.
Q: If you get your own datadisc, what would you do with it?
Taedal: No spoilers, sweetheart, sorry. Where would the thrill of waiting be?
Taedal: Wellā¦ I guess I can give you a little teaser, so youāre going to be angry with Blizzard for not making it happen anyway. Hold your hats and grab a good chair, here we go!
Taedal: A playable demon race with 6 Classes. Hellfire Nights event, celebrated the last week of April and with its own event dungeon. 4 new raids, such as Voidforge or Ivory Sanctum, and 12 new dungeons, for example Cavern of Time: Descension, Kāareshan Manaforge or Eternal Prison. Also 4 new big factions with which you may gain reputation. There is a lot of lore explained and some minor interesting things, like Ethereal or Wrathion, will once again be of importance. Not to mention the Fogotten Isle and some distant worlds added as a location. And also a new profession, Painting.
Taedal: And I owe Lord Theron ten golds,Ā ācause we had a bet going on whether I would or wouldnāt spill the beans. Damned Elves and their psychology.
Q: As we are the First of April, a question of circumstance: Are you a trickster? Or something like that?
Taedal: I wouldnāt call myself a trickster, on the other hand a lot of other people do. For sure I am no such a person as, say, Loki, but I enjoy a good joke just like everyone else.
Taedal: What I am trying to say is that from time to time I do a little harmless mischievous joke. But even I admit that making everyone else read 50 Shades of Gray was a kindaā¦ Overboard.
Q: How is the average day for the Golden Torch?
Taedal: We start our day with emergency, because some Voidforge battlesquad has been bored and decided they need their ass kicked and go attack us.
Taedal: Then we have a quiet and nice afternoon, everyone minding their own business. Handing out quests, taking care of pets and mounts, preparing lunch and such.
Taedal: By lunch usually return the nether-stalkers, so we (and by we I mean I) update the map of the Twisting Nether along with the positions of the Void and Legion forces.
Taedal: After that me and my advisors have an argument what are we going to do with it and usually settle withĀ āsabotage but keep lowā.
Taedal: Later Khadghar pops in to see how are we doing and stuff, so we tell him that nothing unusual happened and thereās nothing to worry about. And so we can proceed to the dinner.
Q: If you could meet the anon who asked for you to exist, what would you do? :)
Taedal: I am not really sure. Maybe hug. Maybe thanks. Most likely Iād play it like no big deal.
Taedal:Ā āTwas you, wasnāt it?
