Q: Nathanos, I need to know how you manage to sound so evil. You could say "I love puppies" and it would menacing and I need to know your secret.
Nathanos: Being dead and dressing like a gnometal fan 20 years behind the fashion helps. Besides that... itâs a trade secret.
Q: You might rather be dipped in acid than answer this question, but here goes: do you luuurve the Dark Lady? Itâs very important to know.Â
Nathanos: I wouldnât say I âluuurveâ anyone.
Q: How many puppets do you have? Any change you could reveal your favourite?
Nathanos: 2. I use them as targets. I like the smaller one better, although hitting it from 75 zyards stopped being a challenge years ago.
Q: Humans! Amirite? (this is your cue to express your feelings on the living)
Nathanos: Yes. They breathe loudly. They chew with their mouths open.
Nathanos: And they ask questions. (Very ugly look.)
Q: I mean, working with all the Horde races, how's that gone for ya?
Nathanos: Well, I report directly to the Banshee Queen, now Warchief. Whatever I donât report to her and it isnât under my command, which arenât living troops most of the time, that doesnât concern me.
Nathanos: That is, I have been successfully ignoring the Horde and our relationship is so far fine.
Q: How's it feel to have your splendidly undead yet straight standing form?
Nathanos: Stiff. Very, very stiff. You see, I had this very dead Goblin surgeon to replace my spinal chord, which is no longer of any use to me, with a rather strong wire. It works, but it cannot be called comfrotable.
Q: Would you consider owning a cat?
Nathanos: Yes, I have considered it even.
Nathanos: Certain lich then threatened to sue for copyright.
Nathanos: And letâs face the cold cruel facts: The Cult of the Damned gets a lot of lawyers. Good lawyers.
Q: Least favourite Alliance leader besides the dogman?
Nathanos: As of recently, Highpriestess Whisperwind.
Q: Your favourite alliance leader?
Nathanos: A tough question. But perhaps Thane Wildhammer. I feel... a kind of a hunterâs kinship.
Q: Least annoying Horde race? Beside the dead, of course.
Nathanos: The Tauren. They donât get in the way.
Nathanos: Is this a face of a man who sleeps?
Q: If you'd like to say, what is your personal opinion on the nature of the alliance between the Horde and the Forsaken?
Nathanos: We are beneficial to each other. We benefit to the Horde and eahc of its races, which is why we are allowed to stay in the Horde. Each of other Horde races benefits to us, which is why weâve decided to stay in the horde so far.
Q: Favourite foods! Tell me, I'm looking to expand my culinary adventures.
Nathanos: I... donât eat. Or have working taste buds any longer. But when alive, I used to be fond of vegetable pies. Or basically anything I didnât have to hunt for and cook and someone else did it for me. Which is basically fruit and vegetable. But I preferred salty over sweet.
Q: Do you follow Kottkrig on Tumblr? Because they post the most amazing undead folks.
Nathanos: On what? Whatâs tumbling thing you are talking about? Also please, donât send the undead thorough post without their consent, it is the most uncomfortable and the parcels get lost often.
Q: If it comes to the do, would you give your life for the Dark Lady?
Nathanos: I already had. I think that speaks for itself.
Q: In your own words, how would you describe yourself? Don't be coy
Nathanos: Dead. Dead tired. Surprisingly well looking for being dead. Good at my job. Repressing sarcasm and failing it, because it begins to boil over the metaphorical pot.
Q: Do you like Sylvanas? As in like-love not just as a friend or role model.
Nathanos: Yes.
Nathanos: I still wouldnât say IÂ âluuurveâ her.
Nathanos: Lure, maybe.
Q: What do you think of the other Windrunners sisters Vereesa and Alleria? Have you had any contact with them?
Nathanos: I maintain the Quee- Warchiefâs personal correspondence. So technically speaking, yes, although itâs not an official contact.
Q: Do your hounds have names?
Nathanos: More or less. All are called Fang.
Q: If Rhonin was still alive do you think you would form a club with Turalyon called "Surviving a Windrunner"
Nathanos: No. Because for the simple reason that I donât qualify as surviving, you see?
Q: Is there anything that you miss about being alive?
Nathanos: It is going to sound odd... I miss the subconscious maintenance. You all donât have to focus on moving or breathing or anything. We dead? If we try to talk without air in our lungs, we donât make a sound. I literally have to focus on expanding my chest, on flexing my arm... Have you any idea how many muscles you must use to talk? Or to do the simplest facial expressions?
Q: Do you like being Sylvanas-' lil bitch?
Nathanos: Oh yeah. You have no idea. And because I am not moving from this position any time soon, you arenât going to have any idea for a long, long time.
Q: So, did you like the Desolate Council wanting to meet with their living family members or did you want to protect them from the pain of remembering life like the Dark Lady has?
Nathanos: You know... I didnât really give a fuck and I am still not giving it. I consider the Warchiefâs decision wise, but in my opinion the Council should have been informed of the risk and then let each memeber to either take or refuse it.
Q: Can you also scream like a banshee like sylvanas did?
Nathanos: I am a Dark Ranger, not a banshee... But letâs give ti a try.
Nathanos: Erhm, erhm.
Nathanos: AUUUAAAAAGHHHHHH! (Violent coughing.)
Nathanos: It has been empirically proven that I cannot scream like a banshee, or at least not without extensive prior training.
Nathanos: Could you hand me that lung? I think I coughed it out somewhere over there.
Q:Â Personal thoughts on all the races in the Hordeâs ranks?
Nathanos: Loud and big Orcs. Nicely violent but a bit too independently thinking Trolls. Slow and not causing problems Tauren who have the best weed. I have a personal antipathies with most of the Sinâdorei since being alive. Goblins are weirdos and inefficient in being so. The Pandaren are a bit unreliable. Shalâdorei are simply crazy but easily manipulatable wherever needed. The Zandalari are Trolls who are very proud. Magâhar are nice, desperate, and surprisingly having a lot of insights. The Highmountain Tauren have troubles coming thorough the doors and itâs really amusing.
