Micheal Myers (RZ)

look at that man, mister Tyler Mane himself.

he’s a big boy.

beefy too..

he’s seen picking people up just by the neck alone with one hand. and while, sure, not plus sized people (as far as I can remember at least), I think it still counts for something.

(also his actor [Tyler Mane ❤️] is literally a retired wrestler lets be so fr)

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer

these are farm boys, do I really have to explain myself? (I will anyway idc)

oh my beautiful silent fat husbands how I love thee…

how much does a chainsaw weigh..?

ah who cares.

anyway, like I said, these are farm boys.

they are literally born and bred to carry heavy stuff, not to mention they carry people for a living..

Jason Vorhees (post-zombification)

I specify post zombification for a very specific reason, while I certainly don’t doubt that he was strong before this (especially as he is still a big boy pre Tommy killing and resurrecting him.) I do believe that zombie Jason is much stronger.

if I’m not mistaken, I can almost remember him being (very momentarily) stunned by his own strength upon becoming a zombie.

Freddy Krueger

now listen, I know what you’re thinking, and yes this does contradict exactly what I said before we started.

BUT!! he is a half exception.

you see, Freddy lives in some sort of dream/nightmare world, he controls this world.

I fully believe that he could make you light as a feather, or even himself stronger if he so pleases, as long as you’re in his nightmare world with him of course.

Rusty Nail

now Rusty, as we know, is a large boy, a trucker, and a farm boy, so he has quite a lot going for him on this one.

however!! he is also getting up there in years, he’s not exactly young.

(oh my god that gif…)

I think I’d give him maybe 20 minutes before he starts aching (or old man grumbling/complaining).

honorable mention: Lurch, from The Addam’s Family

ANY VERSION, DOESN’T MATTER

not a slasher, I KNOW. SHUT UP.

that’s why he’s an honorable mention :3

I think we all know he’s big, and strong.

I don’t really have much to say about his place in this, I just know in my soul that he needed to be here (despite not being a slasher..)

anyway, I think thats all I have to say, maybe I’ll add more or do a part two at a later date.

"It's been quite some time wouldn't you say, mi amor?" I could hear Gomez and my sister Morticia talking in the back of the car and displaying their love for one another while Pugsley remained entertained and Wednesday staring at them with hate.

It's been quite a while since Lurch has been driving all of us Addams to Nevermore Academy. Our home is very far from here. I've never been one for trips but I decided to come as well since not only my niece is going to this school.

I noticed a certain family member has been too quiet so I turned around from the passenger seat

"Everything alright back there…Wednesday?" I asked my niece seeing her not move from her seat or blinking.

The pale girl lightly just moved her eyes to glance at me then back at her parents. "Nothing for you to worry about, aunt (Y/N)."

Wednesday has always been an unusual girl keeping mostly everything to herself. But between my sister Morticia and I, I believe she has spoken more to me and has more of friendly kind of relationship.

I smiled at her then looked back at the driver's seat. "Right! Okay! Anyways we aren't that far from your new school. How are you doing back there, Edgar?"

I glanced back and saw Wednesday's cousin reading an Edgar Allan Poe book. My favorite author and person in the whole world, well third I would say.

"He's always reading books, don't you think he's better off at my regular school than this new one?" Pugsley asked.

"Nevermore Academy is the best school for people like us. Strange and unusual." I winked and wondered how his new school life will be like.

Pugsley will certainly miss Edgar since both of them are the same age and love playing together at the dungeon built in Morticia's attic.

"Your father and I also met there back in the day. He and Gomez were friends before we all met each other. Don't you remember, dear? We had our first dance there and that's when I knew we would have a life together."

I stare in awe remembering my younger school at days. "He was always so shy around me." I say it was quite adorable, despite how tall and menacing he looked. He was the complete opposite.

Soon enough rain started to fall and the clouds turned grey. "Such a perfect weather to have a walk or a date. Wouldn't you say so, dear?" I said turning to my husband who simply hummed and said nothing more. He's never been much or a talker anyways.

I smiled looking at him and then noticed many trees around us, we are getting closer to the academy. Rain continued to pour once we reached the gates and saw the building just up ahead.

Nevermore Academy.

Thank goodness we were here since Morticia's love for Gomez is sometimes to much and Wednesday was ready to rip their heads off. One by one we stepped out of the car once we had parked the car by the school's entrance.

"Isn't it beautiful?" I said stepping out of the car carefully since I was wearing a long black dress similar to Morticia's but with a high collar, I grabbed my husband's arm when he met by my side, with my other hand I combed my hair down and checked to see if the bangs over my forehead didn't ruin themselves or my dark makeup.

We met up the principal and saw surprised to see that it was Larissa Weems, she always had a sort of rivalry with Morticia.

"Larissa Weems or should I say Principal Weems. I never expected you to stay here and look after so many kids."

Larissa's eyes fell on Morticia then to me when I spoke. The tall blonde woman smiled, a forced smile of course turning to look at us.

"(Y/N). I didn't expect to see you here as well." She said looking down at me.

"Yes, you see not only Morticia is having her daughter be at Nevermore. My son Edgar is also attending it."

I reached out for my son and placed him between Lurch and me. Larissa smiled down at him and shook his head, "Ah..another Addams then."

"He's almost an exact copy of you." She chuckled staring at me and my son.

He is pale with jet black hair like me and bright eyes.

"He is isn't he? Personality otherwise he is too much like his father I would say." I chuckled turning to glance at them both.

"Alright then, let's all head inside to get the paperwork done." Principal Weems said and we all followed her into her office.

Wednesday went to explore the school while my son and Pugsley remained together. "Please make sure that my son has a proper roommate. I wasn't too lucky back then." I chuckled and saw Weems stare at me weirdly.

Since she was my roommate back in the day. "Will do." She said gripping her pen and handing it to me so I would sign.

"Would your son like a tour of the school-"

"I think I can handle it. I still remember my way around the campus." I said waving at her and letting her talk to Morticia and Gomez next.

Lurch and I walked side by side and I. "Nothing has changed. Remember we had our first date by that tree, the principal nearly decapitated me when she saw us share our first kiss."

"I remember." Was all Lurch said still letting me grab onto his arm.

This school certainly has changed on one aspect, much more kids attend this school than before. I could feel my husband's eyes on me, and I shook my head understanding him nonverbally.

"I'm fine.. I'm just worried about our son. Will he like this school? I feel selfish for wanting him to study here and not a regular non gothic school. This is where we met after all, and I want him to share his love for anything dark with someone like him. Do you think he'll be okay?" I ask desperately now worrying if this is the right choice.

Lurch slowly nodded his head. "You're right… you're right! He'll be fine. If anything happens we can always return. Wednesday is older I'm sure she'll look after him."

"Mom..Dad." we turned around and I gasped when I saw our son now changed into the schools uniform. The typical dark blue purplish color.

"You look..you remind me of your father." I said racing to him and hugging him tight. He sighed and looked at his jacket when I stepped back.

"I don't get why Wednesday was the only one who got hers in black." He lowly said looking at the floor and seeming unsure of his surroundings.

"I'll let the principal know that you want yours modified as well, don't you worry. I only want the best for my son." I hugged him again tightly and I saw Edgar trying to get away from my string grip.

A crowd of teenagers walked past us and began to chuckle at what was happening. I hissed at them and saw them leave quickly.

Edgar looked ashamed a bit but seemed to hide his emotions perfectly, he's always been a bit like his cousin Wednesday, onto a bit more talkative and sympathetic.

"I don't like this place, I'm sure if I'm at this school with Wednesday she'll kill me." Lurch and I heard our son whisper to us.

Making Lurch and I turn to look at each other. "What are you both on about?!" My son said worried that he wouldn't understand us.

"Nothing wrong will happen to you. Wednesday has always been protective of you and Pugsley. You'll quickly learn to appreciate this school and make friends that share the same passion as you."

I smile when I saw Edgar worry a bit less when Lurch went over to his side and patted Edgar's head. "Your father and I love you very much. We would never had placed you into this school if we'd known it would be a dangerous place."

"Well, let's go explore the school shall we?" Edgar nodded his head still clinging onto the book he brought with him.

We both showed him some of the places and where Lurch and I would often hang out when we wanted to be away from all the noise of students or teachers calling to them.

"So, what do you think of the school so far?" I cheerily asked looking down at my kid.

Edgar shrugged his shoulders, "Fine I guess."

I sigh to myself and leaned down closer to him. "You know why this school is called Nevermore? Your favorite poet studied here a long time ago. Many things happens here at nights, who knows maybe you'll see his ghost."

At the mention of his favorite author and ghosts, Edgar's eyes seemed to lit up. "Really? I sure love ghosts stories and hunting. Did you bring it, mother?" He exclaimed knowing his favorite item of the house.

Lurch appeared behind me and handed me Edgar's backpack. I unzipped it and showed a ouija board to him. "It's right here.",

"Our grandparents used to study here and work. If you come across them please let us in know."

Edgar nodded now excitedly and grabbed his backpack and placed his items inside of it. "(Y/N), Lurch, it's time to head back home." I heard Gomez calling to us.

The three of us walked back to the entrance of the school and met with with the other Addams and saw Wednesday not content at all at being here.

"Edgar and I both hate this place. Why leave us here?" She questioned glaring at Morticia who didn't mind her attitude.

"Your dear cousin doesn't seem to mind it." Morticia said making Wednesday turn to look at Edgar then at her mother.

"Well, I don't like it here."

I stepped between her and my sister. "You'll learn to love Nevermore. I guarantee it, Wednesday. Please make sure Edgar is safe for us, okay?" I said patting her head but she swatted my hand away.

"We'll be back before you know it." Morticia called out.

Lurch and Edgar began to talk to one another until I reached them again and hugged my son. "You'll be very missed at home. Remember if anything happens don't hesitate to call.",

"I will Mom..Dad." Edgar said looking at both of us and waving his hand as he went back to step by Wednesday's side as he watched us get into the car and leave.

The car felt a lot emptier with Wednesday or Edgar here. I looked back into the rearview mirror and watched both kids turn their backs to head into the school.

"Morticia and (Y/N) Addams. Will you please stand up and introduce yourselves and what you expect to learn at Nevermore Academy."

I rolled my eyes as soon at the teacher spoke our names and wanted us to introduce ourselves. "This isn't the second grade where we have to talk about ourselves. What more is there to know about." I bluntly said earning a nudge from my sister.

Morticia who was sat by my side eagerly stood up from her seat and spoke a bit about herself and a bit about me since I crossed my arms over my chest refusing to open myself up to a couple of strangers we won't even see once we graduate.

It's a waste of time.

I moved my eyes around and noticed a few guys staring at Morticia in awe, one guy with olive colored skin and dark brown eyes kept staring at her lovingly. I heard him mutter a few words in Spanish. I simply raised an eyebrow and rolled my eyes simply listening to my sister finish talking.

Morticia was the most beautiful one between the two of us, that's what I say anyways since guys and girls all fawn over her. She has perfect pale skin, very long black hair and does her best to always look beautiful.

I look almost the exact as her, though don't have that long of hair and keep mine in a simply messy single braid with a few strands surrounding my face with bangs covering my eyebrows.

"She really is beautiful." I heard the guy two desks away from me say.

I did the best to survive the first few classes until we were finally on break. "I'm really loving this school so far, how about you (Y/N)?" Morticia asked picking a rose, well it's thorns since the petal were no longer on it.

"I could care less about it. Wouldn't you say these uniforms are horrendous."

Morticia and I stopped walking and she examined her uniform and mine. "I think they look adorable on you."

"Adorable is by far the word I was expecting from you."

"Cheer up, (Y/N). I thought you would act differently with people like us around."

"A new roommate would've been nice too. Larissa seems weird to me. She seems to not like you.." I glanced around and noticed Larissa far off glaring at Morticia and looking at someone else too.

I hummed and kept my eyes on the ground while we both continued to walk and someone stopped in front of us and I recognized the guy as the one who kept staring at Morticia.

The man held up another rose and introduced himself as Gomez. I kept staring between Morticia and him and saw them both quickly get along, before I knew it he offered to show Morticia around leaving me behind.

I shrugged my shoulders and grabbed my violin case I had been carrying and decided to practice instead. I went further away from school and took my violin out and started to play The Phantom of the Opera.

"Mrs. Addams." Whoever called me made me miss a note and I glared back and saw the principal.

"What?"

"You're mother has called on hold at my office."

I said nothing and swung my hands back down and began to place my violin back in it's case. Just when I thought I could have some alone time, someone interrupts me. I followed the principal close and made it to her office, standing by the corner I grabbed the phone and answered quickly hearing my mother's voice.

"Mother."

"My sweet baby bat how have you been?"

I rolled my eyes and sighed at her nickname towards me. "Don't call me that. What do you want?"

"Just wanting to call to know how today's been for you? How's Morticia?"

"She's fine. Ditched me for a guy she just met." I said gripping the telephone and hearing my mother sigh from the other side.

"I just want what's best for you, (Y/N). Meet people of your age, make some friends, maybe even bring a boyfriend home for the holidays..or girlfriend we don't judge here!"

I huffed already tired or hearing her. "That's not thinking rationally, mother. I don't need friends, I don't want a lover, I'll never be a mother or have a family like you did."

My mother remained silent now, making me furrow my eyebrows together now a bit concerned at the sudden silence.

"Alrighty dear, if that will make you happy. Please behave at your new school, I'll be sending a few gifts soon for you and your sister. Do take care of each other, (Y/N). I'll be taking soon."

And with that my mother ended the call. "Take care too." I whispered and hung the phone down.

"Everything went well, Mrs Addams?" The principal asked seeing me continue to not speak up.

"Fine.."

"You know." The principal stepped in front of me blocking me from the exit. "I heard you playing the violin. It was lovely, full of sorrow yet loving. If you want I can sign you up for the band, later on we'll be playing in front of the school and guests from around the area. You are the missing piece left."

I looked up at her then back at the floor. I remembered my mother's words to try and be social for once, now that I am in a different school. I said nothing but nodded my head a few times and jumped a bit when I heard the principal clap her hands together.

"Excellent! Keep practicing, you'll go far with your talent, (Y/N)."

The principal moved aside and I stared surprised at her, no one had ever told me something like that. I hum to myself and started making my way back outside and stepped on a few puddles of water with my combat boots and I noticed over the corner of my eye Morticia coming over to me.

"Such beautiful and sad music you've been playing lately. I love it." Morticia said continuing to be seated by my side and listening the last few notes I played.

"I have to get better. Weren't you going to hang out with that Gomez guy?" I ask looking at her.

Morticia turned to look at me and shook her head. "He is busy finishing up some assignments with a friend of his."

"You don't say." I reply disinterested and I rose my violin back up and stopped midair when I saw Gomez up ahead with a tall guy next to him. Pale with dark hair and matching dark eyes.

I felt something weird stir inside of me, making me feel sick but at the same time not, an horrible yet inviting feeling. I placed my violin down and I felt a finger on my cheek and I glanced over and saw Morticia with a grin.

"Has someone caught your eye already? I thought you said you would never fall for such stupid feelings." She says remarking my words.

I could feel my pale cheeks warming themselves up and I gripped my violin tight. "It's not that at all! I was just curious." I try to defend myself and gave up on playing when Gomez called Morticia.

Morticia smiled standing up and she gripped my wrist and pulled me out with her. "Tish! I see you finally brought your sister along."

Gomez said looking at the both of us. "I want to introduced you to my childhood friend, Lurch."

Has he been around? He's a bit taller than the rest of the boys here and I'm certain I would've seen him before.

"How do you do?" Morticia smiled, "How come we haven't noticed you?",

"Ah, my friend here is a bit reserved with words. He shares some classes with us."

What which ones?! Maybe he always sits in the back and that's why I didn't notice him?

I continued to blush and tried looking at anywhere but him. "Guess we have a new friend in our group. (Y/N) I think you and Lurch will get along just fine!" Gomez exclaimed when he saw Lurch and I avoid eye contact.

"Do you think Tish will love these?" Gomez held a bundle of roses in his hands. I turned around and suggested he cut the petal instead. "Ah! A woman with a distinct taste. I love it."

"I'm certain she'll love anything you'll give her." I tell him.

Today the school is having a dance and everyone has been going on about it, wondering what to wear, look and other unimportant things to me. Gomez was in his most expensive suit and kept on checking his gifts for Morticia.

"Aren't you going to the dance, (Y/N)?" He asked, concern filling his voice.

I walked further into his room and stared outside the window and saw a few girls already in their dresses.

"Not at all. I'll stay up late practicing my violin and continue writing my book."

"Book? Won't you be bored doing the same thing you always do?"

"If it means becoming as famous as Edgar Allan Poe, then no."

I heard Gomez sigh and I stiffened when I felt him grab my shoulders. "He likes you, you know? I've seen the way you both suddenly change when you are together."

It has been a five months since we started school here and I have opened myself up a bit more like mother and Morticia suggested. Something about Lurch just made me feel things I never had.

"Don't know what you mean." I play it off and earned a flick on the forehead from Gomez, "Ah come on!"

"Keep denying your feelings then." He replied not beginning to cut the rose petal off.

"Whatever, I helped you with Morticia now hand me the homework." Gomez pouted and handed me the homework he finished in exchange for some help regarding my sister.

I waved at Gomez goodbye once I had my work and I held onto my notes and books beginning to walk back outside until I felt some stupid kid push me when they ran past me.

I began to trip over my feet and closed my eyes ready to feel myself hit the floor. "Huh?" I opened my eyes after a few seconds and I found myself being stopped from hitting the floor, someone was holding my arms and I blushed when I realized who was holding me.

"Ah! Lurch! I-I I'm sorry, did I get your uniform dirty?! I didn't hit you that hard now did I?!" I asked concerned and fixing myself back up and examining his Nevermore jacket and seeing no rips or stains.

I realized I was too close to him and I stepped back and turned to look back at him when I saw him golding my book. "My book! You see Edgar Allan Poe is my favorite person in the world and it would've been a shame if this book had gotten torn."

I blushed when I saw Lurch tilt his head still staring down at me. "Do you write as well?"

He's talking! Well he does talk he just normally doesn't talk until necessary, but it's the most he's said to me.

"Y-Yes! I'm nearly finished on it and planned on writing the last bit tonight." I replied quickly almost impossible to understand, but he did.

I looked surprised when I saw a small smile across his lips. "I would..like to read it sometime."

Someone is interested in my work? I held the books against my chest and blushed, a few girls ran past us giggling holding onto some dresses they had. This is awkward.

"Y-You are welcome to stop by my room, if you want to read my work.." I feel like I was rambling on, i pinched the bridge of my nose and felt like I was making a fool out of myself.

"F-Forget I said anything!" I wave my hands and before turning to leave I saw Lurch holding something out to me.

I looked over and gasped lightly when I saw a bouquet of dark purple roses. I blushed when I reached to grab them and sniffed it, they seemed wonderfully.

I knew exactly what he meant when he handed me the roses. "I..I would love to go to the dance with you, Lurch." I blush furiously and without a second thought I reached out and grabbed his hand.

Together we began to walk around the school grounds hand in hand.

I sigh once I finished the house chores and noticed how quiet the Addams family house felt. "I miss them already." I confess as I see Morticia sat down reading a book and Gomez reading the newspaper. Pugsley had left to his room and I turned back to see Lurch had finished organizing the place up a bit.

"Do you miss him, dear?" I look back and see Lurch nod his head and saw him coming over to sit next to me and handed me a bowl with my favorite fruits.

"How have you been feeling lately, sister?" Morticia asked looking between us both.

Lurch and I looked at each other and back at her. "Doctor's said I was just fine. There's still so much to wait, but Lurch and I know the baby's gender."

I place my hand on my growing belly and smiled already imagining it here with us. "Ah another Addams. The family is certainly growing." Gomez smiled as he smoked a cigar.

"Should we tell them?" I turn to look at my husband.

"I have no problem with it." He said lowly and reached to grab my hand.

"It's a girl." I announce and Morticia clapped her hands. "Another Addams girl, just what this family needed. Oh, she's going to be spoiled one."

I chuckled and nodded. "Lurch already painting the crib black and got a few things for the nursery. I say she's already being spoiled."

"I do hope Edgar doesn't get upset at the news though." Morticia lightly kicked Gomez's leg making Lurch and I to stare back at them.

"We don't think Edgar is the jealous type. I think he'll be excited for it once we reveal it to him."

Edgar's pov

"This sucks." I rested my head against my hand and felt like falling asleep at the class we were having. I wonder what Wednesday is doing? We don't share classes together but we will be seeing each other every day.

School has been so far great but not fantastic. Mom told me about the library at school and I have visited and brought a few books to my dorm, so far I have the place to myself since the boy I was supposed to share rooms with got expelled.

I like being here alone but it does get a bit lonely, back at home I had Mom and Dad to talk to along with Pugsley, but they aren't here.

Maybe it's a good thing, means I have time to work on my book. The bell rang and everyone ran out of the class and back outside.

"Mr. Addams. How has your stay here been going along?" One of the teachers asked before I could leave.

"It's alright."

The teacher chuckled and ruffled my black hair. I said nothing and started to comb it back down. "You're parents were great students here, though your mother did fail one some homework and studies. Often making others do her homework. Your cousin, Wednesday Addams resembled her perfectly."

I stayed with the teacher for a bit, wanting to know more about my parents when they were students.

"I had no idea my mom was like that, no wonder she's scary when she gets angry. How was my dad?"

"He didn't change much. Very smart, studied well and for straight A's. Not much of a talker, seeing your past grades I can tell you are like him in that aspect. You have a brilliant future ahead of you Mr. Addams."

With that the teacher left but I wanted to know more. Wanted to also ask them about strange noises I've been hearing outside of school. I started walking back to the library until I came across a boy who was on the floor.

"Are you..okay?" I ask getting closer to look at him. He's around my age with s bit of curly hair and dark rimmed glasses.

"I'm fine just got in the way of some boys." I reached down to help him on his feet.

He fixed his glasses and dusted his uniform. "Whoa you're very pale." He chuckled.

I ignored those words and tried searching where the bullied had gone off to. "You shouldn't let those lower than you take advantage."

"Oh, it's nothing I'm already used to it."

"I can teach you a few moves if you'd like. I did take karate classes when I was younger. My dad once almost killed a guy when he tried robbing the place..also almost killed another one when they tried getting to my mom."

The boy seemed confused at what I was saying. So I introduced myself instead, "I'm Edgar Addams."

"I'm Eugene."

The both of us started to talk and actually get along. He was assigned as my new roommate and we stayed up last night talking about the school and it's history.

"Something is going on here. Mother said it was the perfect place to learn, but a place like this I know it has a dark history."

"Some strange noises have been heard through the woods, I also saw a trail of blood but decided to leave quick."

I hum and stare at the wall, Eugene had a map of the entire school and it's surroundings. "Maybe Wednesday can help us out with this. Though she'll be skeptical about it…though I did see Thing following her." I tell myself and looked back at Eugene holding onto a hook with the schools history.