Small prompts for a break from The Awful: I am also trapped in an office and having thoughts about a guy maneuvering in an office he hasnāt Been in since gaining weight. Whoop canāt walk between those desks thatās narrow, was the chair also this tight? That vibe. Just smth to chew on yknow. Less a prompt more a thought
Send me little prompts or headcanons to save me from legal-writing horrors!
Oh my gosh I have some coworker OCs that I think about from time to time! Theyāre a copywriter and art director because thereās nothing like the sexual tension within a creative tandem.
Theyāre friends-to-lovers but the vibe is that theyāve always been slightly more than friends. Absolutely electric chemistry. Sheās the cute office feeder and heās lowkey jealous when she brings in desserts for everyone :( why canāt she just feed him? :( isnāt he canonically her favorite? :(Ā
So your delicious little snackāletās take him back down memory lane to the post-COVID return to office. Letās say he put on, minimum, thirty pounds. Minimum. Theyāre in for a 2-in, 3-home split, which is honestly fine by him because oh no! He missed his copywriter. Did he say that out loud?
She brings in welcome back treats for everyone, probably stress-baked a bunch of scones because she (1) was very not hype about going back to the office and (2) missed her AD :(Ā
But when she sees him on that first day back?
Imagine she gets there early. She wants to make her scones look nice beside the coffee maker. She even starts a pot for everybody. His first stop in the morning is the coffee pot, as usual, and oh my gosh why does it take her a hot second to realize that itās him? Because while sheād seen him in plenty of video calls over the last few months, sheād been thinking his MacBook camera added ten, twenty poundsānot that he actually got lockdown fat. But now heās here. In front of her. Smiling because wow thatās her work husband and why would he not be smiling at her, duh.
Butābelly.
And he has to squeeze around the sofa crammed into the break-room-slash-kitchen to get his cup of coffee. And he has these sweet little swells of grabbable fat threatening his waistband on each of his hips.
Who had those thoughts? Certainly not our copywriter.Ā
Oh, shit, heās talking to her.
He just grabbed three scones in one meatier-than-ever hand.
And she hopesāknowsāheāll swing by for more.
So, sheās going home to make something else for tomorrow. Maybe a second batch just for him. Because she missed him.













