#loutay

12 May 2015

Louis went to Snoop Dogg’s album release party. He got papped as he left. A mysterious blonde in those pics would be reported as having his baby later. I’m not posting the cursed pic. We all know which one.

12 May 2017

Exactly two years later, Harry released his solo debut album. His album cover looks like he’s dramatically crying in the bathtub with pink water. Or maybe he’s trying not to make that honking laugh. Guess we’ll never know which one for sure, because we only see his back.

Horseback riding happened to be one of H’s favourite things to do, according to his answer in FOURPLAY. Aka the game in which he said “not that important” to female being a trait he looks for in a lady.

But that obviously has nothing to do with said Snoop Dogg’s album cover two years prior. With blue horse dog nibbling on green bush in front of the trees and green screen. His name & album name in capital letters on top left and right.

Although Louis styled his name & album name the same way on WALLS album cover, too. In which he’s just sitting there looking like a prisoner. But that’s unrelated. Obviously, Snoop Dogg couldn’t be a bluegreening Larrie who knew what was going to happen in advanced, right?

11 Oct 2017

Before Louis dropped the masterpiece that is his WALLS album. He released Just Like You on National Coming Out day first. 25 and it’s all planned.

2 Feb 2019

Harry just turned 25. Louis posted 3 pics on IG with the caption: It’s coming… the first picture is in a film reel with a very interesting number on top corner: 22. Guess what else had already happened in film reel? Taylor Swift’s 22 MV. In which the party at the end fit quite nicely with Night out and it’s 10 grand. Which in turn, looks like Taylor’s End Game MV & maybe Louis’s Miss You MV (where you see ME on the wall to his left in the middle of the song & a vertical Style to his right at the end of the song.)

26 Apr 2019

Taylor released her single ME! on Lesbian Visibility Day

13 Dec 2019

Taylor just turned 30.

Harry released Fine Line. Thus, digging up Haylor grave. Headlines that I can’t stand.

31 Jan 2020

It’s the last day that Harry was 25 years old.

But you only get half of the story. Luckily, we get each half from two people to make it whole.

Louis released his WALLS album. He said it’s his most honest album so far. Okay, Princess Park.

Taylor released Only The Young for her Miss Americana Documentary. Prior to this, she already sang: There’s nothing like this Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince. Effectively calling out her own documentary as half bulls*it in advance with Lover. Of course, Cornelia Street.

23 July 2020

Taylor released folklore, on the 10th anniversary for the first day of One Direction.

Track 15 peace (Your integrity makes me feel small. You paint dreamscape on the wall.) did kill my mind far too many times to count. First, by being The Number: 28-13=15. The difference between Louis’s number and Taylor’s number.

Second, by being the word on Louis’s white t-shirt in that “I love you first” interview before Haylor took over the gossip front pages.

Then, the lyrics video looks like it could be the background filming location of Louis’s We Made It: Director’s cut. Let’s move on before I fall down that deep dark abyss of a rabbit hole.

11 Dec 2020

Taylor released evermore out of nowhere, right before Louis’s first livestream concert, no less.

12 Dec 2020

It’s the last day that Taylor was 30 years old.

Louis held his first livestream concert with a giant, golden H on his chest. He debuted Copy of a Copy of a Copy. Its lyrics just happened to match the visual cue in Taylor’s Willow MV. From the album she just dropped the day before. No biggie. Pure unadulterated coincidence, right? Definitely not

Copy

Of a Copy

Of a Copy

Right?

Run by Taylor ft. Ed from her RED’s vault won’t be related to 1D’s Ready To Run from FOUR in capital underlined, right?

There are lines in this song that won’t leave me alone. Thanks to Tay calling herself The Man & H’s album cover looking like trans flag. Along the line of Copy of a Copy of a Copy.

What did you think I'd say to that?

Whatever THAT is, Taylor didn’t like it one bit.

Does a scorpion sting when fighting back?

Scorpio in Zodiac ≈ October 23 - Nov 22. Aka when album releases usually happen due to award seasons & recency bias being what it is. Also, time for Tay to get a boyfriend & H to get a girlfriend just for the winter, eh?

And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out.

Poking Boobear into fighting tooth & nails to take control of 1D’s music from Midnight Memories onwards? After Haylor? Poking RBB/SBB with stunts like babygate? ‘Til her claws come out also sounds like Taylor Kloss come out. Taylor Kloss & Karlie Swift? Mama bear? Guardian angel? The same Taylor who wrote in her reputation prologue letter: as if the inspiration for music is as simple and basic as a paternity test.

And you find something to wrap your noose around

That something = holding somebody they love hostage. For H, it’s Lou’s Babygate. For Tay, it’s Karlie’s marriage to Kushner. Both effectively arrived with major character assassinations for Louis & Karlie. But now that Louis is out of major label’s clutch, Harry’s reputation seems to be going downhill very fast among his own fan base. Holivia = absolute train wreck. Wonder why. 🧐

And there's nothing like a mad woman.

No one would argue that Taylor was channeling a Mad Woman energy in her Blank Space MV. Also in her reputation era. During which Karlie got married to Kushner twice.(I got a list of names and yours is in RED underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!)

Of course, a woman isn’t defined by having long hair and being clean shaven. I just find it quite interesting that H did that (& looked like a princess/queen thb) when L’s name was getting dragged through mud. And now? With H’s reputation going downhill among his own fan base? Louis’s long lock & babie face are coming back stronger than the 90s trend.

Now I breathe flames each time I talk.

This reminds me of Long Live: I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you. So they’re fighting fire with fire/fighting lies with lies/fighting gay rumors with more gay rumors/fighting hetero narratives with hetero narratives? Holivia being too obvious as a stunt intentionally? For every lie I tell them they tell me three?

Also, cue H saying things like “I have a secret” + “not that important” + recently talking through his outfits, scathingly. Kinda feel like Tay’s reputation prologue letter, really.

My cannons all firin' at your yacht

All of H’s PR stunts involved a yacht ever since Haylor. Though, H never badmouthed any of his PR girlfriends, including Taylor. why? Well, because he wants to treat people with kindness. Also?

And women like hunting witches too.

His PR girlfriends ARE all stuck in this abusive entertainment industry. They all want out too.

Doing your dirtiest work for you.

The women involved in closeting H? They’re the ones getting heated, burned, cursed to hell and back by his fans while the execs pocket the money.

I'm taking my time, taking my time. 'Cause you took everything from me

Cue HL’s emphasis on “worth the wait” and Louis’s bidding his time with his imprint under Syco & being a judge on X-Factor. And Tay patiently re-recording all her back catalogue 💖

Watching you climb, watching you climb over people like me.

Hello, Copy of a Copy of a Copy.

These are my thought processes:

(Here’s a link to coherent theory)

11 Jun 2015 so many pics of Louis leaving Sony office in London

7 Jul 2015 Sony acquired 50% of Syco Holdings and thus indirectly bought 25% of Syco Entertainment

4 Aug 2015 Babygate confirmed on GMA

3 Nov 2015 Simon announced that Syco signed with Sony for 6 years

31 Mar 2016 New Deal: Simon-Sony

In short, Sony would own 75% of Syco Entertainment before 2021.

in the same 39 weeks (coincidentally about how long a human pregnancy is)

Syco Entertainment made a profit of ≈£19.014m

Syco Holdings that Simon got to keep made ≈£1.461m

Difference in profitability ≈£17.553m

14 Sep 2016 Taylor re-signed with Sony

8 Jun 2017 Louis signed solo deal with Syco

10 Nov 2017 Taylor released her 6th studio album Reputation with said scathing quote in her prologue letter.

13 Dec 2019 Taylor’s 30th Birthday

Harry released his 2nd album Fine Line

31 Jan 2020 Louis released his 6th studio album WALLS

2 Feb 2020 Taylor signed with Universal moving out of Sony who had signed her since she was 14.

3 Mar 2020 Louis released

We Made It: Director’s Cut

In which Louis watched the heist passively until the very end where he stole all the money that the other guy had hidden in the locker.

12 Jul 2020 Louis dumped Syco/Sony

all at once

23 Jul 2020 One Direction 10th Anniversary

Taylor released folklore

It’s her first album away from Sony

Like she said in her 6th prologue letter:

There will be no further explanation.

There will just be reputation.

There isn’t a single letter on Taylor’s album cover since then

Just like there isn’t a single letter on Harry’s album cover since he went solo

Not the first, not the second.

No name. No title.

Just like hers.

🎼every broken heart as far as your eyes can see is a copy of a copy of a copy🎶

Louis sang that for in front of the audience for the very first time in his Livestream Concert

On 12 Dec 2020

a day after Taylor released evermore her 2nd album away from Sony

a day before Taylor turned 31

Along with every song from his first solo album WALLS that he released on 31 Jan 2020

a day before Harry turned 26

My Queen Taylor is releasing a re-record of her first 2nd album

It will have 26 songs.

It will be available on 9 April 2021

It’s Fearless

Track 9 in Louis’s first solo album

the song that ends with his younger self screaming ferociously to confirm what he sings in Two of Us:

🎵Swear I’m gonna make you proud🎶

“MOM! I DID IT!”

🎶Long live the walls we crashed through I had the time of my life with you. Long, long live that look on your face. Bring on all the pretenders, I’m not afraid🎵

My theory is Taylor wrote OOTW from Louis’s POV

Taylor once mentioned the ski accident H got into and said that, in order to keep its details under wrap, she “stared at the people involved dead in the eyes and asked for decency”

What kind of details, if leaked, could’ve been so damaging that Taylor felt the need to go full-on into a protective mama bear mode?

H was only 19 and he got hurt on the job. If he didn’t want his mom to worry, who else do you think he could’ve called when he had to get stitched up in the hospital?

Taylor was right there with him. She didn’t have to wait until the morning to see his face.

After arriving at Heathrow that super early morning, where did you think Harry go?

I’d say...

So about Harry’s deleted tweet and that link above Louis’s milkshake meme and how someone got to it and made it go to an explicit fanfic page.

With hindsight is 20/20 and Falling MV having such a similar visual to a well-known fanfic in the fandom and all that,

let’s get technical

1. Unless you’re on the same computer, you can’t access direct link to its local hard drive via internet browser

2. Once it’s out there, a tweet cannot be edited

3. smarturl is a platform that gives you a [masked url] which redirects you to the actual link you don’t see at first and I’m in love with this metaphor.

So whoever is the hacker that was responsible for the original tweet from Harry’s Twitter account just need to tweet this:

‘<a href=“[masked url]”>G://[masked url]</a>’

and the audience only see:

‘G://[masked url]’

‘G://[masked url]’ itself isn’t a link at all. It’s rather just a text that covers up the link to [masked url] cleverly hidden in HTML code.

Double masked url. How very clever.

Then they just gotta wait with dear patient while the tweet went viral enough that it’s worth the wait

Then it’s so easy for whoever that someone is to go to smarturl platform and replace the blank space behind their [masked url] with whatever they want and the original tweet will also automatically redirect there.

(If you could click on it, I wasn’t in the fandom at the time, so I have no clue if the link was clickable from this long-since-deleted infamous tweet)

So the audience still see the same:

‘G://[masked url]’

But everything has changed

Since whatever they want is apparently Larry Stylinson’s explicit fanfiction on a site titled ‘Larry Porn’ no less.

this tweet now has a reason to be taken down.

Given that the [masked url] was www(dot)smarturl(dot)it/ye

Let’s look at this interesting link.

IT is a shorten form of Italy

Filming of Harry’s Golden MV in Italy was used as promo for Golden MV

Golden MV has scenes in fisheye lenses

Harry adores his 🐠 in Adore You MV which has curious visual cues similar to those in a children’s book called ‘Louis the Fish’

About the 🐠 , according to Harry, "he’s on a gap year" and “the fish is traveling right now, it’s complicated. we’re taking a little time apart"

At the time that Harry said that, Louis was starting his World Tour for Walls.

From Louis’s Walls album, we get We Made It: Director’s Cut and Walls MV that have some similar scenes to Harry’s Lights Up MV (where he was really adamant about his clothes being in a very specific shade of blue)

In Louis’s Walls album, there is a song that Louis had leaked a snippet of since 2017

Here comes the really crazy part.

...Ready for it?

3. G:// is a local hard drive. It’s doesn’t change to the whim of the Internet. It could be HDD/SSD that stays in the same computer like a permanent tattoo or a small thumb-drive that could be taken wherever its holder goes.

2. Remember how Harry and Louis have a lot of nautical/pirates theme tattoos?

1. Pirates were really, historically gay, and when they talked, instead of you, it’s always ye

Or in regular people talk:

Always You