Coincidences that are keeping me up all night:
12 May 2015
Louis went to Snoop Doggâs album release party. He got papped as he left. A mysterious blonde in those pics would be reported as having his baby later. Iâm not posting the cursed pic. We all know which one.
12 May 2017
Exactly two years later, Harry released his solo debut album. His album cover looks like heâs dramatically crying in the bathtub with pink water. Or maybe heâs trying not to make that honking laugh. Guess weâll never know which one for sure, because we only see his back.
Horseback riding happened to be one of Hâs favourite things to do, according to his answer in FOURPLAY. Aka the game in which he said ânot that importantâ to female being a trait he looks for in a lady.
But that obviously has nothing to do with said Snoop Doggâs album cover two years prior. With blue horse dog nibbling on green bush in front of the trees and green screen. His name & album name in capital letters on top left and right.
Although Louis styled his name & album name the same way on WALLS album cover, too. In which heâs just sitting there looking like a prisoner. But thatâs unrelated. Obviously, Snoop Dogg couldnât be a bluegreening Larrie who knew what was going to happen in advanced, right?
11 Oct 2017
Before Louis dropped the masterpiece that is his WALLS album. He released Just Like You on National Coming Out day first. 25 and itâs all planned.
2 Feb 2019
Harry just turned 25. Louis posted 3 pics on IG with the caption: Itâs coming⌠the first picture is in a film reel with a very interesting number on top corner: 22. Guess what else had already happened in film reel? Taylor Swiftâs 22 MV. In which the party at the end fit quite nicely with Night out and itâs 10 grand. Which in turn, looks like Taylorâs End Game MV & maybe Louisâs Miss You MV (where you see ME on the wall to his left in the middle of the song & a vertical Style to his right at the end of the song.)
26 Apr 2019
Taylor released her single ME! on Lesbian Visibility Day
13 Dec 2019
Taylor just turned 30.
Harry released Fine Line. Thus, digging up Haylor grave. Headlines that I canât stand.
31 Jan 2020
Itâs the last day that Harry was 25 years old.
But you only get half of the story. Luckily, we get each half from two people to make it whole.
Louis released his WALLS album. He said itâs his most honest album so far. Okay, Princess Park.
Taylor released Only The Young for her Miss Americana Documentary. Prior to this, she already sang: Thereâs nothing like this Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince. Effectively calling out her own documentary as half bulls*it in advance with Lover. Of course, Cornelia Street.
23 July 2020
Taylor released folklore, on the 10th anniversary for the first day of One Direction.
Track 15 peace (Your integrity makes me feel small. You paint dreamscape on the wall.) did kill my mind far too many times to count. First, by being The Number: 28-13=15. The difference between Louisâs number and Taylorâs number.
Second, by being the word on Louisâs white t-shirt in that âI love you firstâ interview before Haylor took over the gossip front pages.
Then, the lyrics video looks like it could be the background filming location of Louisâs We Made It: Directorâs cut. Letâs move on before I fall down that deep dark abyss of a rabbit hole.
11 Dec 2020
Taylor released evermore out of nowhere, right before Louisâs first livestream concert, no less.
12 Dec 2020
Itâs the last day that Taylor was 30 years old.
Louis held his first livestream concert with a giant, golden H on his chest. He debuted Copy of a Copy of a Copy. Its lyrics just happened to match the visual cue in Taylorâs Willow MV. From the album she just dropped the day before. No biggie. Pure unadulterated coincidence, right? Definitely not
Copy
Of a Copy
Of a Copy
Right?
Run by Taylor ft. Ed from her REDâs vault wonât be related to 1Dâs Ready To Run from FOUR in capital underlined, right?
It wonât be the moment I knew Everything Has Changed, right?











