#loste

Lol jk, I knew this was coming, I remember inviting her plague-ridden ass over to the Patels. Unfortunately, even though she’s a Family secondary, she doesn’t have enough aspiration points to unlock it. So, rest!

Lola: Can’t rest, gotta make money! REST.

That’s more like it.

Alas, they’re all too wide awake to rest for long, so I plonk Lola and Erin in front of the TV for a while instead and totally miss Lola sprinting out for the carpool.

Kristen has other ideas. Kristen: Hey baby, wanna bang?

Kristen: It’s fine, I’m wearing a mask. Look, not to get all anti-mask, but in this game, that doesn’t actually work. Kristen: OK, but also, I’m in bed, so...

Erin: Gotta go to work! NO! REST! Erin: Lol too late bye!

Kristen: No tongue, I’m sick and I’d don’t want to give it to you.

So Jason gives her something else instead.

Lola: Oh wait shit, I actually don’t feel too good. Maybe I shouldn’t have gone to work after all. Ya think? Damn, I wish I’d found that Duvet Days mod before I played you idiots.

Kristen: Do you think Erin might be pregnant?

Erin: Wheeee! That thing is Sim crack, I swear. It’s not as bad as the soccer net, at least.

Lola: Zzzzz... there’s a very real chance this may kill me... She’s at 116/120 according to the Batbox, so um, yeah. It really might.

But where one life ends, another begins. Unless Kristen dies too lol.

Kristen: It’s nice, but it’s not exactly Grandma’s fucking Soup now, is it, Erin? Erin: I’M TRYING. ROLL BETTER WANTS. Erin: I’M NOT TRYING THAT HARD.

But finally Kristen is cured, yay!

I sent her out as a reward and she just had enough time to scarf down a burger before her energy ran out.

Lola: *poot*

But Erin and Lola are still languishing, so I decided to try out the First Aid Station now I’ve put new soup in.

AND IT WORKS!

Erin: I’m so happy I finally get to work in the garden! Erin: *Unlocks Comfort Soup*

Lola: You wanna know the secret to the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Because-

Edward: No. Lola: Get out.

But look! It’s baby time!

Jason: Hey, I was just randomly walking past, anything interesting happening? Erin: You can have a baby without getting married!? Kristen; EVIDENTLY.

It’s a boy! I let my bestie name him and she called him Clive. She is no longer allowed to name my babies.

Kristen: Who’s the cutest baby in the franchise? Sims 2 babies, that’s who!

Kristen: And there you go. Clive: Well, this was inevitable. Jason: Can I have custody?

Jason: That was sexy.

Kristen: Is it still too late to give the baby to Jason? Yes.

Kristen: I could sail it down a river? Nice try, but there’s no river in Strangetown.

But you know what there is plenty of in Strangetown? Erin: Is it bees? It sure is!

My greatest secret wish is that someone manages to connect the Custom Painting code to other pictures. Until then, it’s up to Kristen to crank out the fanart.

Dominic: Is it safe? Erin: Hmm? Sorry, I missed that, I was thinking about food.

General Buzz: So what are your thoughts on recycling. Lola: *aggressively ignores*

General Buzz: Personally I think anyone who doesn’t recycle should be arrested. Lola:

Erin: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK SOUP FOR THE PLAGUE PARTY WITH A BABY IN THE WAY!?

That’s right, we’re inviting over some people - in VERY SMALL GROUPS - to try and tackle the outbreak. Chloe was first because I’m playing her next, and she brought her Twikki crush, Jim. Chloe: Mmm, delicious soup. I can feel my sinuses clearing.

Lola: Just a little world domination.

I reward Erin for her soup with a little painting.

And a little hobbying that doesn’t involve bugs.

She also wanted to throw a party and hey, it’s Clive’s birthday! Let’s have a baby shower! Loki: It’s a muzzle. Kristen: No.

FINALLY! I’ve been wanting these two to get together forever!

Baby time! Clive: I want a flower crown too. I don’t think they’re enabled for boys. Clive: Rude.

Kristen: Just gonna gob all over the cake lol. Erin: The things I put up with for true love.

As you can see, the birthday’s going great. Lola: Can we eat cake yet? Kristen: No. Lola: How about now? Kristen: NO.

You gonna grow that up? Erin: Little fucker ruined my party, so no.

Maybe if I just leave the lot for a little while... Kristen: It’s not cake, but it’ll do.

FINALLY!

And here’s toddler Clive in all his glory, just in time for the end of the round.