Jul 11
Gay people need to get the carabiner thing under control. You could easily put the 2 keys jangling on your pants into your shoulder bag or in one of your cargo pants pockets. Unless you’re wearing pants with pockets too small/fabric too thin to fit 2 keys in them, and your birkin bag (with enamel pins on it) is so messy you can’t find your keys in there, you’re still tryna look like the butch driving you and your pink-haired partner’s uhaul and we all know you can’t move furniture. Imagine having to unhook your 2 keys from your pants every time you need to open your door. Someone might find out you leave your door unlocked and rob your house, and it might be me
