kiba for the wierd headcanon!
What they smell like: indisputably he smells like dog
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): absolutely chaotically and usually under akamaru
What music they enjoy: party music!! but not like EDM, more like... rihanna?
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: he puts a lot of care into brushing his and akamaru’s teeth every morning but he’s a very sleepy slow getter upper
Their favorite thing to collect: ?? a collection of the weirdest shit. not cohesive at all, just ticket stubs and also bottle caps he found, and cereal boxes with puzzles, and a buckle from a belt, and hinata’s nail polish, and some cracked old glasses, sand from suna, etc, its all in a pile in his room
Left or right-handed: ???? would he use both? he likes to run on all fours lmao
Religion (if any): ninjion
Favorite sport: FRISBEE HAHA DOG JOKES
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he’s a foodie !! stops at shops and markets to try very localized foods, but is pretty picky still
Favorite kind of weather: sunny???
A weird/obscure fear they have: thunder maybe??
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: tossing the ball at the milk cans !! He also has a knack for luck games, like when u pick up the duck and get a prize based on the number, he always gets a high number and a big prize
