#lord farquad

Redraw!

While I could go on all day long about how awful of a dude Elon is, one of the reasons I can't stand him is because people think he's actual good representation for autism.

Lemme explain something to you. You know what the rule is of being an ugly dude on the spectrum? Elon's fans don't know, and Elon himself won't tell you. So I will.

"Be perfect, obey the rules, or die". That's it. The absolute biggest rule.

So just know that if you're reading this and don't hate my guts, its because you don't know me well enough to have seen me make a mistake. This isn't a superpower that could have me in Elon's shoes within a million lifetimes. This is a target on my back, and every dude with autism who doesn't either look like Peter goddamn Andre, or have the money to act like he does, will tell you the same. The problem isn't even just Elon, its societal pre-programmed bullshit that him and his fans reinforce so well that even the most anti-billionaire progressive person reading this probably follows and enforces that rule without even realizing it.

And what else ends up getting him in the end? Death, a talking, omniscient, fairytale wolf.

And this retroactively makes all the previous Shrek villians deaths ironic is that, on top of being defeated by Shrek in the end, the person who reaps their soul is the very thing they hated

Also bonus points if he's trans so prince charming and the fairy godmother's calling the big bad wolf "gender confused" bc he likes wearing women's clothing is karmic punishment. Death definitely has cool tattoos over his top surgery scars lmao.

Also also, I feel like death chooses a talking anthro wolf as his form for a few reasons ; 1) mess with bigots who hate fairytale creatures, 2) scare talking cats since they have 9 lives, it makes sense he would be annoyed with this. And 3) to appear both soft and cute, but also be menacing and terrifying at the same time.

Imagine if you died of old age, in a hospital, and a giant adorable wolf comes to great you as an old friend.

Zombie Shrek

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