#loki misquote

You: Tony, you must do something about all your screaming fangirls outside. 

Tony: Not mine, they’re Pretty Boy’s over here. 

You: And you are? 

Loki: Loki.

You: And?

Loki:

Loki: Loki of Asgard? Prince of destruction? Surely you’ve heard of me. 

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead. 

You:

You: *smirks* 

Loki: Don’t you dare. 

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter. 

You: What are you reading?

Loki: You wouldn’t understand it, peasant, it’s written in ancient Asgaurdian. 

You: Loki, I can read Asgaurdian. 

Loki:

Loki: What?

You: It’s similar to Norwegian.

Loki: What?

You: I learned it in high school. 

Loki: 

You: You didn’t think you’d always be the smartest in the room, did you? 

You: *adjusts glasses* 

Loki, taking your hands: Darling, you are the most ravishing thing I have ever seen. 

Thor: *scoffs* No you’re not. 

Loki:

Loki: Thor, I swear if you-

Thor: You forget, dear brother, of that beautiful woman called Medusa. 

Loki: Medusa was a hag with a head full of snakes! *returns to sultry voice* But you, my beloved, are more beautiful than- 

Thor: Not before she was cursed though...I believe father once courted her....

Loki: Look, you and father can have your Medusas and Athenas and whatever other women you find cavorting around through all the other realms. My beloved is the most beautiful because she is mine!

Thor: *scoffs with a shrug*

Thor: If you say so, brother. 

You:

Loki:

You: Kill him. 

Loki: