#thor misquote

Loki, taking your hands: Darling, you are the most ravishing thing I have ever seen. 

Thor: *scoffs* No you’re not. 

Loki:

Loki: Thor, I swear if you-

Thor: You forget, dear brother, of that beautiful woman called Medusa. 

Loki: Medusa was a hag with a head full of snakes! *returns to sultry voice* But you, my beloved, are more beautiful than- 

Thor: Not before she was cursed though...I believe father once courted her....

Loki: Look, you and father can have your Medusas and Athenas and whatever other women you find cavorting around through all the other realms. My beloved is the most beautiful because she is mine!

Thor: *scoffs with a shrug*

Thor: If you say so, brother. 

You:

Loki:

You: Kill him. 

Loki: