Jul 19, 2025
Living with human furniture has unique challenges.
This was named "Garak fights couch" in my files.
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Living with human furniture has unique challenges.
This was named "Garak fights couch" in my files.
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“Garak to Bashir, I catched all the bugs, can I has some more pls?”
‘Julian do not feed that lizard any more” - Miles, probably
“But he did a good job and he’s hungry!!”
“The only thing that lizard is hungry for is your attention”
Devolved Garak gets given a job in the arboretum keeping it free from pests for Keiko. Julian believes in positive reinforcement. Miles believes in common sense. Original posts; one and two
DS9 fic idea:
Main crew goes on a beach trip lalala, they bring Garak along because he’s their adopted war criminal and while everyone is swimming, making sand castles, and chatting, Garak is just like:
Edit: now featuring crude art by me
i will always ALWAYS advocate for lizard garak. he is my hometown boy, my slice of cheddar cheese, the little thang in the back of my closet that’s hidden beneath forgotten clothes and old shoes
and then they wrestled <3
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Some more WIPs of a little comic I'm working on, featuring Elim "I'm just a tailor" Garak.
Hi! Thank you for the Algernon comic. It's amazing! I also wanted to thank you for Garak's feet! That sounds silly, but that's exactly how I envision them, and you're the only artist I've seen who draws them like that! In my fics, I have him wearing specialized boots with a cutout at the achilles' tendon to make room for the back claw. I'd love a close-up study, but that feels weird to ask? They're just so neat!
*opens asks and sees someone is actually interested in my headcanons/designs on Cardassian anatomy and foot structure*
FINALLY! FUCKING SAY LESS!
(Plz note: some of this is just stuff I've collected over the years from various fanfics, some are ideas I've collected and slightly modified, and others are things I've come up with on my own. Absolutely none of it is canon.)
I absolutely adore the idea of Cardassians having specialized footwear for their lizard-ass feet. I'd never even thought of that and I'd love to hear what you've come up with.
For inspiration:
I am inspired!
Thank you for the inspiration. Most inspirational inspiration that ever inspiringly inspired.
I don't think I'm completely done with these. I have an idea for a short little comic. But until that's done enjoy some Garak slowly losing his mind over human couches.