I FINISHED THE SMUGGLER STORY. I FINISHED LIROH’S STORY. I GOT HIM TO THE END OF IT, FINISHED IT, AND IT’S AMAZING.
HE HAS A NEW JACKET NOW. AND I SPENT LIKE 10 MINUTES GETTING UNREASONABLY EMOTIONAL TALKING TO ALL THE COMPANIONS AND FINISHING UP THEIR PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS AND I’M GOING TO C RY. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
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If each of your Smugglers was tasked with subduing three Dark Councilors (each), and handed two sets of sheets, a handful of paper clips, and a picture of Valkorian in sexy lingerie, how would they go about their task?
Lmfao well 3 out of the 6 smugglers are Miraluka (and one of them is my current self insert), and can't see flat images, so Liroh, Nikiat, and Arro Belikt are kinda SOL on the sexy Valk picture xjddjjdjd. I mean, Nikiat less so bc they have Era and ERA can see images and relay information, but STILL.
Liroh would probably succeed on pure bullsit alone. He's got a weird little Force-fueled talent, really the only thing that actually WORKS for him in the Force, where he can convince most people of Anything, provided it's a lie. Granted, dark councilors, they're not so much weak of mind so it might not work, but he's so used to it working-and he doesn't know it's the Force-that he'd try anyways. And pull some insane batshit thing off purely by saying something RIDICULOUS and then using the ensuing confusion by yeeting the sheets, and then nabbing a lightsaber off the Sith. Because he actually has some training in lightsaber combat. Jilah taught him while he taught her how to shoot.
Arro Belikt (who is Iriz's boyfriend), would jam the picture (which may or may not be faced towards the sith, and also his hand) in the face of one Sith and then toss the sheets at the others. Fuckin Street Smarts, baby. After that it's 'hope to the void shit doesn't go immediately south'.
Nikiat is Me but with Droid, Street Smarts, hold some unfolded paperclips between the knuckles, go to town on a motherfucker and steal a lightsaber fjdjdjd. Hope I don't get Murdered.
Vereta is... an Issue. So is Godiva. They're both issues in their own way. Vereta would pull a surprise 'yo your emperor's Hot', flash the picture, and use the paperclips to obliterate someone. The sheets are to cover up the carnage.
Godiva *has* Valk in her brain, which is a Horrible Horrible Thing. Should not have been allowed. She'd probably use that to piss Valkorian off and when he go >:/ she's like 'cool, gimme a hand.' And that's the end of Several Sith.
Kisuran wouldn't use any of the items, not on purpose. He would rube goldberg his ass to victory by tripping on a paperclip and setting off the most Horrifying chain reaction. You know those things where you can SEE how badly a chain of events is going to end, but the people standing on the No Zone are too enthralled by the absolute ridiculous dumbfuckery that is this utterly improbable chain? That's it. With the Sith. Taken out by Kisu through dumb luck and an unholy quantity of clumsiness.
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Ok so I’m like, Really hype on Liroh right now fjdklsjafk (mostly bc last night i was playing with ajolo and vibing on the fckn Ridiculous Savagery of the smuggler lines and also the fact that Liroh’s a Fuckin Dumbass)
BUT!!! BUT LIKE, I LOVE LIROH. HE’S GREAT.
(here’s an o l d pic of him bc he’s GREAT)
HE’S SO STUPID I LOVE HIM FJDKLAJ.
(this got longer than i expected, the rest of it’s under the cut :3)
Ok, now I’ve got that out of my system fdjasklj. So here’s some fckn, Fun Facts about him bc I love him and he’s such a gd ridiculous character. Like, he was SUPPOSED to be one of those self-centered, in-it-for-himself characters. He was supposed to be a neutral smuggler, neither light nor dark, just very self-serving. What ACTUALLY happened, was the dumb idiot got a wookiee for a best friend and immediately went ‘time to be a Hero’.
And I call him a dumb idiot in the most loving way. He is a Dumb Idiot (Affectionate) TM That is who he is. If you ask him a question he isn’t expecting he’ll forget Everything he knows in that moment and go completely Head Empty. Like that one time when Risha said something about the Jedi that Surprised Him so he asked her “What’s a Padawan” meanwhile his BABY SISTER, WHO HE STILL KNOWS AND CALLS, WAS ACTIVELY A JEDI. LIKE. LIROH. BRO. HOW DUMB.
Also he has got the Biggest Older Brother Energy, mostly because he is.
His little sister is my consular, Jilah, and between the two of them he’s the more fun and happy. Jilah’s a cranky baby and Liroh’s the Fun Times Buddy. He followed her across space, hitchhiked when he was 10 years old, because he refused to let her grow up without him. She got given to the Jedi but he wasn’t letting her do that shit without him. And Jilah’s better for it.
But he’s just kinda, he puts himself into the position of Be The Emotional Support. He’s keeps popping himself into the Mentor Role, and forever he’s helpin the Babies through whatever it is they need help with emotionally. Jilah would commit So Many Homicides without him to fall back on jfdkljsalf. He’s the emotional heart of whatever group he finds himself in, even if it’s just between him and Jilah.
Bonus Powers: Liroh’s the only person on Blue Crew who doesn’t have blue skin fdjakslj. But it’s his ship that they vibe on. The Lunar Grace is chock full of Shenanigans, and Jeni’s the actual like, Proper Leader of Blue Crew, but it’s Liroh’s ship, and he decided he was the Emotional Support Dumbass of the entire crew fjdklasj.
Jeni’s the mom friend tasked with catherding the crew, and the Baby Brigade (Iriz, Miakar, Mita) are the Baby Brigade, but Liroh’s the one you go to when you’re having a shitty day and just need a hug and someone to talk to. He’s the best person to go to when you just need to ‘hhhhhhhhh’ in someone’s presence. He’ll ask if you’re alright, ask if you need anything, and then sit with you. If you need a hug or anything, he’s right there.
He’s good. He’s overwhelmingly good, wants to help people, do the right thing, and beyond his status as Jilah’s older brother (which will forever be the thing he is most proud of in his life), he’s most proud of the things he did on Alderaan, to earn himself a place with House Organa. That whole like, planetary quest that gets you the ‘Paladin of House Organa’ title thing??? I ran through that with him and it was so Big on his character development that he’s the one who does that quest. That’s his shit. He was already developing into a sort of hero, and that really just, he’s proud of what he did there. It was something good and entirely legit and he earned it and he’s proud of it.
(even more bonus powers, i have Relationship Chart of Blue Crew, and Mita thinks Liroh is admirable and looks up to him and I’m ;v; i love them. I love that Mita can look at Liroh and be like ‘that’s someone Good’ because he’s RIGHT. Liroh is good. Good dude.)
fckn hilarious how my fckn characters keep getting hit on by people they’re 1000% not interested in and they all have different reactions to it fjdlkas
Liroh? Awkward, horribly awkward, like, the kind of person who would “[finger guns] thanks buck-o” and he just Stands Around until he can make his exit, and do a few more sets of finger guns.
Miakar? Excited Fun Chaos Baby becomes the Single Biggest Stick In The Mud Ever. Total wet blanket. It’s hilarious.
Mita? “Yeah, in your dreams. Bye” and then HE LEAVES. PEACES OUT. AND THEN PROCESSES IT LIKE 30 SECONDS LATER JFDKLAJ.
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Y'know, for as much as Liroh's lived on his ship for years, and it *is* his actual like, place of residence and home, he doesn't call it that. That's his ship and where he livds, but when he says 'home' he means something very different.
Home is where his parents live.
He left home when he was 10, when Jilah was sent off to be raised by the Jedi because she was strong in the Force. He wasn't happy with that so he followed her, memorized the routes people took through the planets in his head while he caught rides and stowed away on ships, all that while heading towards Tython. Because he wasn't letting his little sister grow up without him. He got real good at smuggling himself onto the planet, so much so that he picked it up as a real profession.
But he kept the connection alive between Jilah and their parents, he'd call home and relay news between them. He hasn't lived there in years, and he wouldn't be comfortable anyways–he's more comfortable on his ship and with the people he's made into family–but when he thinks of 'home' he thinks of the small place his parents have on Alpheridies.
