:DDDDDD i got tagged by @sleepswithvillains​ for this (hi!!!  i love ur fics!!!!  and art!!! thank u for tagging me!!!)

I am Bad at tagging people so yeet if u see, and u want do, GO FOR IT, say i tagged u, even if u not in my fckn mutual circle idc have fun y’all.  I’m Here for creative content I’m out here like [slap slap slap on the metaphorical counter] show me ur shit i’m Vibing on it.  

S o.  I’ve got Two things.  I got an Art and a Words >:3

Art:

I’m drawin’ Corin (and also his boyfriend Kisu in that top one lol) bc I’m BIG NERD HOURS and my fckn looks-imperial-but-are-republic boys are Great.

Yeehaw.  

And here is WORDS from the next blip of Left Behind.

And just, just a shitload of worm imagery.  I was really into worms a few nights ago apparently, and that extended into the Absolutely Bonkers way I describe shit lmfao.  

Mita breathed, slow and steady, then groaned.

“Fuck.”

That… that could have gone better.  It also could have gone significantly worse, but when the metric is ‘die by extension of a horror of a monarchy designed to fry you from the inside out’ versus ‘hit the planet surface at Mach Whatever’, things not going ‘significantly worse’ feels a lot less like the relief it maybe should have, and more like you used a rocket launcher to open a can of worms, and now there’s worms everywhere in the worst possible way.

And being abandoned to the whims of gravity and a long fucking fall is a pretty decent sized can of worms.  Horrible worms.  Worms that explode on impact into even more worms.

To count some of those worms.  One:  he was stranded in the undercity of a planet after being ditched by the people he was working with to the one person in the galaxy most perfectly designed to fuck him completely sideways.  Two: he’d have to ditch the helmet and armor and everything, and quick, because no way in hell was this not going to be a dramatically distinctive look by the end of the day by the pure ‘fuck this guy’ of Vaylin alone.  Three: fucking ow.  Fucking Ow.  Hitting the pavement never felt so much like getting drop-kicked into a really fast hydraulic press.

i have a custom dice roller up so i’m going to do Small dumps for 5 different characters based on my d70 let’s get this party STARTED.

53, 56, 38, 57, and 37 jfdklsaj damn this dice roller really wants me to talk about Tiama fjdasl.  It’s been trying this since the start but I’ve never been in the mood to talk about them lmfao.  But I’m Into It This Time.

53 - Kahnahal: Kahn is a Fucking Wild little shit of a trooper.  Like.  Holy shit.  He belongs to my doomed timeline and he’s so wild.  Dude’s got the most obnoxious luck in the galaxy, and it’s like someone taking a Pass/Fail option for either a 8 Bajillion point gpa or a ‘get suspended, expelled, and then Murdered’.  On a D20, he either gets a 1 or a 20.  There is no in between, only crit success and crit fails.  Like, bro wears sith armor with the republic insignia badly spray painted onto a the pauldrons and One Leg.  It should not work to get him behind enemy lines.  He is a TROOPER, he has a GUN.  But it DOES work.  But on the flipside he’s missing one of his lekku because he fuckin blasted it off on a crit fail day.  Just another on my list of togs that are Fucking Disasters tbh fjdklsa.

56- Tiama:  OKIEDOKE, another one for the Doomed Timeline fjdla.  Tiama’s what happened when I went ‘I need a character with all the chaotic and falling-apart energy of Brian David Gilbert and I need that Now’ and then I made them Rhaeyk’s roommate.  So Tiama exists now fjla. They’re my only Zeltron, and they’re like, remarkably chill for how much Chaos they have crammed into them fjdkal.  Although they have the Delightful dialogue between them and Rhaeyk that is:

"If you burn down the apartment again I'm making you move in with my mother!  Don't think I won't!" 

"You wouldn't." 

"You're on thin ice, soldier.  I don't want to replace my equipment again."

 "Ama." 

 "Don't test me, Rhaeyk.  I don't have your government paycheck." 

38 - Kisuran: KISU, OH POOR DISASTEROUS KISU.  He’s part of a mini-continuity that’s full of Chaotic Nonsense and also A Terrible Jedi. Kisu’s my sith pureblood smuggler lol, and he is Extra As Fuck (lmfao if that phrasing is even remotely relevant anymore.  i haven’t seen it in a while but i’m gonna keep using it anyways).  His boyfriend is that timeline’s trooper, bc i was like ‘haha what if,,, sith pureblood smuggler,,, and chiss trooper,,, o3o’ and now we have Kisu and Corin lol.  Kisu’s a clumsy garbagefire tho, I love him.  He Cannot be trusted with anything fragile he Will yeet it out the window at maximum speed by tripping over his own feet.

57 - Lord Halicos: SPEAK OF THE FUCKIN BITCH AND HE SHALL APPEAR.  Fuckin talked about him in the babbling about Miakar and Here The Bitch Is.  This is Miakar’s dad.  This, this absolute fuckwad, is one of my most horrible characters.  He’s entirely a background character but he’s Important and fckn, this is the man that Miakar decided to replace with Quinn as far as ‘this is my dad’ things go.  Halicos is the only person Miakar’s afraid of.  And he’s terrified of him.  Halicos Get Stabbed Challenge 2k21.  Deserves to be stabbed for causing Fear in the chaos baby and for winning the Terrible Parent Award.  Koriatta also was originally apprenticed to Halicos, before Zal went ‘yeah, I’m your dad now.  Fuck this guy’ and basically stole her.  Because Halicos is terrible.  Old man needs to get Rekt.  Gonna get every kid he picks up Yoinked because he doesn’t deserve to be in charge of kids.

Lmfao well 3 out of the 6 smugglers are Miraluka (and one of them is my current self insert), and can't see flat images, so Liroh, Nikiat, and Arro Belikt are kinda SOL on the sexy Valk picture xjddjjdjd. I mean, Nikiat less so bc they have Era and ERA can see images and relay information, but STILL.

Liroh would probably succeed on pure bullsit alone. He's got a weird little Force-fueled talent, really the only thing that actually WORKS for him in the Force, where he can convince most people of Anything, provided it's a lie. Granted, dark councilors, they're not so much weak of mind so it might not work, but he's so used to it working-and he doesn't know it's the Force-that he'd try anyways. And pull some insane batshit thing off purely by saying something RIDICULOUS and then using the ensuing confusion by yeeting the sheets, and then nabbing a lightsaber off the Sith. Because he actually has some training in lightsaber combat. Jilah taught him while he taught her how to shoot.

Arro Belikt (who is Iriz's boyfriend), would jam the picture (which may or may not be faced towards the sith, and also his hand) in the face of one Sith and then toss the sheets at the others. Fuckin Street Smarts, baby. After that it's 'hope to the void shit doesn't go immediately south'.

Nikiat is Me but with Droid, Street Smarts, hold some unfolded paperclips between the knuckles, go to town on a motherfucker and steal a lightsaber fjdjdjd. Hope I don't get Murdered.

Vereta is... an Issue. So is Godiva. They're both issues in their own way. Vereta would pull a surprise 'yo your emperor's Hot', flash the picture, and use the paperclips to obliterate someone. The sheets are to cover up the carnage.

Godiva *has* Valk in her brain, which is a Horrible Horrible Thing. Should not have been allowed. She'd probably use that to piss Valkorian off and when he go >:/ she's like 'cool, gimme a hand.' And that's the end of Several Sith.

Kisuran wouldn't use any of the items, not on purpose. He would rube goldberg his ass to victory by tripping on a paperclip and setting off the most Horrifying chain reaction. You know those things where you can SEE how badly a chain of events is going to end, but the people standing on the No Zone are too enthralled by the absolute ridiculous dumbfuckery that is this utterly improbable chain? That's it. With the Sith. Taken out by Kisu through dumb luck and an unholy quantity of clumsiness.

Here's they Slides :3

Which Oc is... (with arts, mostly under the cut)

3. Most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere?

M i h k a n. It's Mihkan. Or Miakar tbh. Mihkan'll conk Anywhere and just, drape himself over a Surface.

But Miakar will fckn, Any Available Lap is free game. Which is a LITTLE bit of a problem considering he's almost 7 feet tall, and most of the people he decides are now Impromptu Pillows are very much shorter than him. But if u sit down, your lap is fair game for him to shove as much of his upper body as he can into for Sleepies.

9. Most likely to laugh at a funeral?

Jilah, probably tbh djdjdsj. Baby bean'd try very very hard to be Solemn and Stoic, and then she'd start losing it djdjd. She tries SO HARD to be the perfect Jedi but she wouldn't be able to keep it together.

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding?

I feel like i should preface that I had to google what a shotgun wedding is bc I've only ever heard it used tangentially and never actually like, Known What It Means. Having now googled it, I uh??? Have no idea fjdjdjdjd. Most likely to have a Super Speed Emergency Wedding tho is probably Eleikiri. Nobody else fits the bill for 'would speedrun marriage for Reasons' fjdjd.

17. Most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing?

KISURAN. Kisu's like that. Like.

(I did this for halloween 2019 fjdjd)

He's just Like That.