I just lol'd so much and put a hand over my mouth because of what you just said XD linzdragon
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I just lol'd so much and put a hand over my mouth because of what you just said XD linzdragon

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Write ten facts about yourself then pass along to ten of your favorite followers o(^▽^)o~❤
1. I'm eating pizza right now.2. I really wanted to collected "a trail of painted ponies" figures but then I lost my job.3. I have a stack of probably 200 post-it notes on my desk. These are the ones I've written things on.4. My favorite arty thing are brush pens. :3c5. I used to sew tiny pillows and pillowcases for my stuffed animal when I was a kid.6. I have a weird crooked nose.7. As a kid I ate a lot of margarine. I liked the taste of Crisco. And when we made gravy with cornstarch mixed with milk, I would always eat/drink the last of the milk & cornstarch mixture.8. When I was young my brother Doyle and I got mad at my mom when she froze peaches because she was "throwing away the good part" (i.e., she was peeling them and throwing the peels in the slop bucket for the chickens).9. There has never been a time in my life when we didn't have at least one dog and at least five cats.10. The most cats we ever had? 36. I was a kid and most of them lived outdoors in the barns and stuff.
Write ten facts about yourself then pass along to ten of your favorite followers o(^▽^)o~❤
I like cats.
I can´t stand pink or yellow, and neither colour can be found in my closet.
I am really bad at handling money.
I have an odd relationship with body horror, a lot of it just fascinates me.
I once saw a guy who looked just like my Carlos headcanon on the train.
I like strawberry flavoured and scented things.
I´m pretty damn stubborn when I want to be.
I learned german and englisch at the same time and consider both my native language.
I can´t cuss in german to save my life.
I´d love to be able to look in peoples heads and see what they really think of me.
I´m passing this on to all of my followers.
I almost want to be evil and say ALL THE QUESTIONS!... wait, I am evil. ALL THE QUESTIOOOOOOOOOOOONS! >:3
Sorry I’m a tad late! ^.^
1) List the Beta kids in order from favorite to least favorite.
Dave, John, Rose & Jade
2) List the Alpha kids in order from favorite to least favorite.Jane, Dirk, Roxy, Jake3) List the Beta trolls in order from favourite to least favourite.Karkat, Eridan, Gamzee, Vriska, Kanaya, Nepeta, Feferi, Soullux, Terezi,Tavros, Aradia, Equius 4) List the Alpha trolls in order from favourite to least favourite.Cronus, Kankri, Kurloz, Porrim, Aranea, Meenah, Rufioh, Latula, Meulin, Damara, Horuss, Mituna.5) Favourite Exile? The Mayor!
6) Favourite Midnight Crew member? Spades Slick!
7) Favourite Ancestor?Dualscar8) Favourite <> pairing? Dave<>Mayor9) Favourite <3 pairing? Cronkri orGamJane10) Favourite o8< pairing? Eridan/Sollux/Karkat11) Favourite <3< pairing? KurCro12) Favourite lusus? Crabdad13) Favourite: Karkat, Kankri, or The Signless/Sufferer? Signless14) Favourite: Aradia, Damara, or The Handmaid? Damara15) Favourite: Tavros, Rufioh, or The Summoner? Tavros16) Favourite: Sollux, Mituna, or The Ψiioniic? Sollux17) Favourite: Nepeta, Meulin, or The Disciple? Meulin18) Favourite: Kanaya, Porrim, or The Dolorosa? Porrim19) Favourite: Terezi, Latula, or Neophyte Redglare? Terezi20) Favourite: Vriska, Aranea, or Marquise Spinneret Mindfang? Vriska21) Favourite: Equius, Horuss, or E%ecutioner Darkleer? Horuss22) Favourite: Gamzee, Kurloz, or The Grand Highblood? Kurloz23) Favourite: Eridan, Cronus, or Orphaner Dualscar? between Cronus or Dualscar24) Favourite: Feferi, Meenah, or Her Imperious Condescension?  Feferi25) Your blood colour (if you were a troll)? Violet
26) Your title and aspect? Queen (Techincally prince) of Mind.
27) Your land? Land of Knowledge and Labyrinths 28) Your consorts? Rabbits 29) Your Handle? AcidicTempest
30) Your lusus? Wolfmom31) Your Specibi? Most likely Forkkind 32) Which canon characters would be your matesprit, moirail, kismesis, austipice? Matesprit: Cronus Moirail: Porrim    Kismesis: Kurloz Austipice: Aranea33) Do you have a matesprit/moirail/kismesis/austipice (living person)? Moirail34) Favourite panel? N/A
What I and @linzdragon do at midnight. My feet were cold and her face was warm so she says "accept my face warmth" She is my best friend <3

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Because I know you share my pain here, GamKar
Name: Tegmin
Gender: no
General Appearance: Toothy. Redblooded like Karkles. Tiny, chubby twining horns. Likes frilly skirts and fluffy woollen shirts made by aunties Kanaya and Rose, respectively. Gamz paints Tegmin’s face, and they paint Gamzee’s in return.
Personality: This kid is foul-mouthed but mellow like Gamzee on sopor, every insult endearing, every expletive soft. The only way to know when you have upset them is that you suddenly find yourself soiling yourself in terror.Karkat thinks it’s a FUCKING AWFUL THING TO DO and is doing his best to explain why they shouldn’t do it. Gamzee thinks it’s pretty hilarious, at least until he is the target of the kid’s chucklevoodoos. Karkat prays for the day when the kid lands themself a moirail, because being around two pissed clowns is not on his top ten list.
Special Talents: chucklevoodoos from hell
Who they like better: Both and everybody else
Who they take after more: Gamzee
Personal Headcanon: If you want to know how the kid came to be, you better go ask Egbert, because Karkat is not gonna talk about it. Gross. Gamzee might rip your head off if you asked him, so you know, go ahead if you lack a sense of self-preservation. Still gross.
I think linzdragon was talking about/asking about purple prose. So have this excerpt from this book I have to read for class.
Book Title:Â Thanks, But This Isn't For Us
Chapter Six: Bling-Bling: "Reining in Style and Language"
Sub-title: "Purple Bling"
Then there is the kind of bling that is overdone and purple and makes me suspect the writer has read one too many bodice-rippers or Sidney Sheldon books. The writing is extravagant, euphemistic, and clichéd; the brunette heroine has raven or ebony hair, or, better yet, a tumble of silky raven hair framing her heart-shaped face, along with sparking sapphire or emerald eyes. Poor children are waifs, pools are limpid and the heroine leans over them so her pensive or brooding or pitiless gaze is revealed; and walks are halting because she's shaken to the core since she's been in the belly of the beast. The problem with purple prose is that it calls attention to itself instead of performing its job--telling a story--and it tries too hard to manipulate the reader's emotions.
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