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i have spent. Weeks looking for a tyranitar in Pokemon Violet. Bc I've Desperately needed to make 1 very stupid joke.
I just found out. It's a fucking scarlet exclusive.
Anyways. Since life is a fucking nightmare and I'm Not getting my cute screenshot: that pirate thing Pokemon au:
the other day i was talking with a guy friend and we've been planning to do a road trip together as soon as I got my van.
And one of the potential destinations we discussed is the clown motel.
He thought it would be funny, a lil spooky, the type of thing we spend a night at just to say we did it.
And I Just Can Not Stress how much unironically I want to go to the clown motel. Like, not even as an oooo spooky thing, I just fucking love clowns man. It's going to be like taking a kid to a Disney hotel and letting them pick which character themed room they get. This is genuine excitement and i can not fucking wait to go to the clown motel and bore this man to hell and back with my insistence on taking a hundred pictures
Accidentally discovered the Chat aesthetic's example text.
for some reason today my brain said “get randomly emotional abt tahani and janet’s friend ship” out of absolutely nowhere and now im crying
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So here's an idea.
Rafael is sitting on a bench.
Rafael: ...
Ron sits next to him.
Ron: ...
Rafael breathes in deep.
Rafael: *gasp* ...
Ron: ... umm...
Rafael signals he can't "breathe."
Ron: Oh shit! *gives him CPR*
Rafael: *kisses him*
Ron: *breaks kiss* Are you for real?!
Rafael: ... You liked it, didn't you?
Ron: ... fine. *kisses Rafael again.*
My kids are the best... Just in case anyone was wondering.