#like obsessed

Keep in mind that I'm obsessed with him since 2021, so the posts are gonna be in chronological order!!!

Here we go...

But like, as you know, in canon marth marries caeda and chrom+lucina & lissa+owain & emmeryn are their descendants and their great great great great great great (add more greats) grandkids right

Anyway i just love the idea of a modern au where marth&caeda are chrom+lissa+emmeryn’s parents (lissa and emm can be adopted or the blonde gene is recessive idk) and like, lucina is grandpa marth’s fave and owain is grandma caeda’s fave and idk I just love the idea of all of them as a fam lmao

marth & caeda being like, super famous and also well known, marth is like a huge celebrity everywhere, like maybe an a-list actor with like 10 oscars and 20 nominations lmao caeda is like an actress too and they met on the set of a movie and everyone's obsessed with them lmao

emmeryn followed in their footsteps and is also a mega celebrity but went into politics, like she even becomes president at some point, while chrom+lissa try to keep a low profile for their kids’ sakes

I think chrom suffering from the tony hawk syndrome would be absolutely hilarious lmao like he is a nepotism baby cause his parents are MARTH and caeda and is like idk a famous actor and yet no one recognizes him ever lmao he marries robin who is his manager and people recognize robin more than him

meanwhile lissa is like the only one of the marth×caeda kids who isn't an actor or into politics and yet SHE is recognized everywhere unlike chrom lmao

LMAO OK BUT

lucina bringing severa to meet her grandparents for the holidays and she’s like “honey pls don’t freak out” and severa’s like “why would I—OHMYGOD IS THAT MARTH LOWELL?!?!”

marth signing an autograph on a napkin for severa during dinner, though

MY FREAKS ❤️ Thank you for the ask!!

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4. What are their feelings on sex/physical intimacy under influence (alcohol / drugs)?

Kaaydan's horniness is amplified x1000 if he's got alcohol in his system that's FOR SURE. There's a certain amount of alcohol that makes him drop all filters and go craaazy. For Rue, alcohol makes her a lot more tender and affectionate 🤭 There's this time, early on in their relationship, where they were dancing in the Alliance cantina after a few drinks and it got reaaally sexy. Kaaydan just kissing her everywhere and her laughing (because he really had NOOO restraint, AND IN PUBLIC‼️), and then Hylo (K's sister) who was having drinks at a table with Gault screaming "GET A ROOOM!!". Then Rue was like "you know what, that's not even a bad idea" 😋 so they left and you could hear Hylo and Gault going "OUUUUH" and Kaaydan just flipping them off HAHA. So that's a time alcohol played in their favor 👀

18. If they had to create a sexy playlist of sexy songs to have sex to, would they do a good job or would their partner(s) groan and die of cringe?

I think they both probably have good taste in music but I don't know if they listen to music that's appropriate for sexy time? 😭 they probably would do a good job tho, considering they're both masters are flirting and intimacy. Could you imagine Kaaydan hooking up to someone to Cantina Jizz??? LMAOOOO

19. Do they tend more dominant, submissive or vers?