#like genuinly

He says, “I told Daniel.”

His mother blinks. “You told Daniel Ricciardo you’re in a relationship with the prince of Spain?”

“What? No. No, I told Daniel I’m bisexual.”

She nods. “He knew that from way before you met Carlos, though.” She says.

Oscar doesn’t even correct her; it’s hardly the first time someone has thought he’s had his shit together for longer than he has.

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Beth: "I feel like tattling as an act immediately drops you into hell"

Matt: "They love tattling in hell though"

Freddie: "Wasn't the bibles most famous snitch, like, kinda vilified for that?"

Matt: "Who?"

Will: "Judas dude?"

Freddie: "Judas, my man. My man judas"

Anthony: "Wait well, Judas wasn't a snitch per se"

Matt: "Yea he was just bad"

Anthony: "He was a betrayer"

Matt: "He was a betrayer"

Beth: "He was a business man"

Freddie: "He snitched-"

Anthony: "30 pieces of silver in that economy can go a long way"

Will: "No no no no, they're-they're right Freddie. what did he snitch? Like 'hey, that's Jesus' like they knew-"

Freddie: "YEA"

Will: "Like they knew who Jesus was"

Anthony: "Do you think the last supper was Jesus being like 'guys alright don't tell anybody don't tell anybody'"

Matt: "'But we- we've gotta fucking move 10kilos of this, ok? just don't tell the authorities'"

Will: "'This is my body, let me see your body- you wearing a wire?'"

Beth: "Oh my god- like the last supper was like a table for 13 but then more people found out about it and they were like 'yea, i had a birthday party, the sweet 33 but you weren't invited' and Judas was like do not-"