i eat Cars 2 haters

Hello hello!! I'm gaymcmissile! :3

Blog topics include Cars, horses, Sonic the Hedgehog and sometimes my own art aswell. I like my nostalgia so this is a multifandom blog.

Ramone fan. Very normal about Ramone

Have had the Katchows for 2-3 years now

I post about my ocs too!!

I HEADCANON A LOT

Gearhead irl, i love love love cars

Wildlife enthousiast aswell, i love marine mammals and i will draw them

Currently also into tadc

I like drawing horses, i draw a lot of horses. In many fandoms. I just think horses are cool ok

Fandoms

Pixar Cars (main topic)

Disney Planes (been getting into it more recently)

TADC arc in progress

Batwheels (sorta kinda active, i like the show but fandom kinda questionable)

ROX (Belgian TV show i think is hilarious)

Angry Birds (Movie version) (i'm a Chred shipper)

Sonic the Hedgehog (12 yo me would be so mad at me for not being super duper active in it but i still like drawing Sonic)

What to know about me?

On here i go by Blade or Barracuda, but mostly Blade!

Pronouns are she/her

I have high functioning autism and about some things i can yap for days but some others i really have no idea what to say

Loud and proud Cars 2 defender. Any Cars 2 haters can back the knack off

Open for meeting people and love making friends especially in the cars fandom!

I own 3 youtube accounts, goldfishblade (art n craft acc) Cynical Geographic (wip) and queerbernoulli (sketch / animation channel)

Dolphin defender, i hate dolphin haters more then my chronically clogged nose

I dislike seaworld a very normal, average amount.

Moby dick was a whale singer

I dont sleep enough

Im a crazy cat lady except my cats are humpback whales

I will not associate with you when:

Your blog is blank, as in it has no pfp, no banner and has no content.

Your blog is centered around explicit content involving real humans. I do interact with fandom artists in fandoms i'm in when i think theyre cool

You make me feel uncomfortable in any sort of way

Youre a disrespectful person (attacks people, ghost people, try to stir up drama, u get it)

Youre a problematic person (homophobe, pedo, zoo, racist, proshipper, manosphere supporter, u get it)

Also i do not associate with Cars 2 haters and i block and report spammers

Thats basically everyone i wont talk to

Further everyone is free to interact with me! It doesnt matter to me if youre over 18, as long as youre respectful i am happy to interact

Shaylas i post about most, Lightning McQueen my hero, Finn McMissile my og hear me out, Francesco Bernoulli my italian beloved and Ramone, me in a perfect world

I have a bunch of original tags, my art posts include #Blade attempts to draw and most cars posts include #posts from radiator springs. Ramone is my current obsession so his posts are tagged under #ramonepost

Anyway i think thats everything you really need to know ^^

But in Dutch Lightning says: "I'm turning you into a big fat pizza" and he says 'pizza' really agressively for some reason and i always laugh at it

At one point i was over at hers and we were watching a movie and i was scrolling on pinterest and found this:

I told her "if anyone actually greets me with katchow i'd go EEEEE" and she actually greets me with katchow now, over text and irl

"Theres not enough racing!" Im just gonna wait until you find out majority of the movie was about the race. The movie literally could not have existed without the WGP.

"Miles Axlerod is not a good villain!" And theres never a clear explaination provided because there is no clear explaination to provide.

"The spy plot ruins it!" Ok Peter then you write it. What else could the movie have been about? Lightning against Francesco? Because without the spy plot thats most of the movie. Lightning taking on an evil italian car. And then in the next movie he takes on an evil electric car. If the movie was like that, you'd write a review of the third movie saying this already happened in the second movie but now theres electric cars. And before you say you wouldnt, you would.

"Doc is not there!" Yes. This is a genuine complaint. Doc is dead because his actor died and Pixar didnt want to replace him. There you go Carl thats why Doc isnt there because Pixar didnt want to replace a dead, irreplacable actor.

OMG THATS SO COOL!! CARS 2 AND DOLPHINS ARE BOTH AWESOME, ANOTHER PERSON WITH THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT OMG

HOW TF DID HE PURIFY AN ANCIENT EVIL CREATURE BUT COULDNT HEAL DEAFNESS

BRO SANG ONCE AND LITERALLY SYSTEM RESET THE FUCKING KRAKEN IM SO CONFUSED HOW DID HE PULL THIS OFF

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

VINCENT MAKE DARYA PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

Apart from this being the funniest ask i have ever received i gotta say

On a logical note they probably need Darya's deafness for future whale singer stuff

First one is him next to a giant church, we couldnt take pictures inside but i needed a Finn photo so i did this

I then hauled him all the way over to this giant castle garden thing my sister wanted to go to, and took this picture that is gonna be the backdrop of my laptop