*pouring barrel of gasoline unto the internet* "time to process my encounter with a missing stair in the kink scene through the medium of fictional characters"

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

no hours of sleep will have you thinking things like "I am a stranded whale that should be livestreamed, fed fish, and probably be killed in an ill-advised rescue attempt"

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

your lab coat is probably some boring color like white. zero swag. youre nothing

next weekend. cornbread.

i hate christian wolf SO MUCH

he's now selling a "creator course" for 450 EURO ich hasse ihn so sehr

Things are getting SLIMY in the annexed-by-the-Radch water treatment works fandom 😎