#lex.liveblogging

tubbo is SO cute and sweet with the eggs they all loved him immediately and ramon thinks he’s SO cool and he calls them little squirts and sweetie and kiddos and his little poultry princes princesses kings and queens and he talks to them like they’re kids but not like they’re KIDS idk if that makes any sense??? he’s building a giant speed smelting thing just to make a metric fuck ton of baked potatoes for chayanne and he tried to fix the stuff he had to take from ramon after cucuruchos quest and he’s done chayannes quests even though he says he’s not so good at this whole babysitting thing and it’s so nice seeing chayanne and tallulah playing TOGETHER!!! chay doesn’t get out much but the last few days he’s been hanging with tubbo pretty late at night and he’s so comfortable with him idk i think i wasn’t rlly sure of how tubbo would be with the eggs when he first joined but they all welcomed him into their family with open arms and i think it’s incredibly precious

tubbo not understanding why bad wants to kidnap foolish is so funny he does NOT understand that there is something so fundamentally wrong with both of them he doesn’t know that this is landduo gay sex he doesn’t know that they both want to be kidnapped and tortured TOGETHER he doesn’t know that they made a promise that foolish is allowed to arrest bbh the landduo courtship rituals may seem strange but that’s literally just them being so normal

if i applied for a job and they told me my application was SEVERELY DENIED i would for real kill myself tubbo is much stronger than me